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cchris · 06-20-2003, 09:58 PM

A calculation tool (so to speak).

My results were poor.

You have made 23.359375 gallons and 194.9434215625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.6611111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,076,400,000,000 little swimmers.

The Ejaculator

Nikilidstrom · 06-20-2003, 10:04 PM

damn, you almost doubled my output. Hope i don't develop a complex from this.

BBtB · 06-21-2003, 12:03 AM

You have made 4.875 gallons and 40.6838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 34.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1248 kittens.

But I am still young.

cheese · 06-21-2003, 01:51 AM

You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.

and im only 19 !

rideough · 06-21-2003, 05:34 AM

You have made 29.25 gallons and 244.103067 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.08 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,347,840,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7488 kittens

Maybe i should get another hobby!!!

Junchbailey · 06-21-2003, 07:01 AM

You have made 29.791666666667 gallons and 248.62349416667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5720 kittens

KWSN · 06-21-2003, 07:16 AM

Speaking of needing a new hobby.....

You have made 162.5 gallons and 1356.12815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens.

Damn....

YourNeverThere · 06-21-2003, 09:53 AM

You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.
i fucking loose

Shokan · 06-21-2003, 11:39 AM

You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

Doing pretty fuckin good so far. This deserves a good jerk-off. BBL

KWSN · 06-21-2003, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
you got nothing on me Kdub

At least some of my "little swimmers" have gone into a woman.

*snickers*

grumpyolddude · 06-21-2003, 05:40 PM

killin' kittens *snicker*

Just adds to the joy. 7696 of the fuzzy lil monsters.... and counting.
Only 30+ gallons, tho. Had to save some for the old lady, y'know.

06-20-2003, 09:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The Ejaculator A calculation tool (so to speak). My results were poor. You have made 23.359375 gallons and 194.9434215625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.6611111111111 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,076,400,000,000 little swimmers. The Ejaculator __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-21-2003, 12:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	You have made 4.875 gallons and 40.6838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 34.666666666667 yards. You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 1248 kittens. But I am still young. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-21-2003, 05:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	You have made 29.25 gallons and 244.103067 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.08 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,347,840,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 7488 kittens Maybe i should get another hobby!!! __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

06-21-2003, 07:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	You have made 29.791666666667 gallons and 248.62349416667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 5720 kittens __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

06-21-2003, 07:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
KWSN green	Speaking of needing a new hobby..... You have made 162.5 gallons and 1356.12815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields! You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 31200 kittens. Damn.... __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-20-2003, 10:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	damn, you almost doubled my output. Hope i don't develop a complex from this.

06-21-2003, 01:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards. You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 2184 kittens. and im only 19 !

06-21-2003, 09:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 26 yards. You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 936 kittens. i fucking loose __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

06-21-2003, 11:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards. You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 1872 kittens. Doing pretty fuckin good so far. This deserves a good jerk-off. BBL __________________ Legalize it.

06-21-2003, 05:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	killin' kittens snicker Just adds to the joy. 7696 of the fuzzy lil monsters.... and counting. Only 30+ gallons, tho. Had to save some for the old lady, y'know. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard