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fhqwhgads · 04-20-2003, 03:21 PM

I'm handing out free donkey punches. Who needs one and why?

Here's your chance to blow off some steam. Tell me who in your life needs a good old fashioned beat down. Friends cracking wise? Lover stepping out on you? Neighbor's dog soiling your yard? Grandma still trying to kiss you on the lips? Just tell fhqwhgads and duck.

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 03:42 PM

Linkin Park. All of them. For sucking so badly.

sixate · 04-20-2003, 06:05 PM

I gotta go with KWSN on this one. Hell, while you're at it go get all the boy band bitches and Creed!

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by sixate
I gotta go with KWSN on this one. Hell, while you're at it go get all the boy band bitches and Creed!

I think we should let Jesus do creed. He hates them.

vermin · 04-20-2003, 06:15 PM

The son-of-a-bitch who decided I should be the one to be laid off.

Frosstbyte · 04-20-2003, 06:24 PM

I'm adding to the Creed bashing. I'll also tack on the administration of my university for having such a lame alcohol policy, people who use ad hominim attacks in arguments and Nick for causing the rest of the world grief (no Nick here, someone IRL).

myMHz · 04-20-2003, 11:46 PM

My exwife, stupid bitch won't let me see my kids!

fhqwhgads · 04-21-2003, 04:58 AM

Ok...so far we've got:

1 punch for Linkin Park for sucking
1 punch for all boy bands
A flurry of punches for Creed, just for being Creed
1 punch for the son-of-a-bitch who's taking food outta vermin's mouth
1 punch for myMHz's exwife for keeping the kids from him
and Frosstbyte has a laundry list of punches he'd like to hand out.

I'd like to add the cable guy to the list...for making me wait around for three friggin hours, only to spend 10 minutes in my house and charge me $35.

Donkey punches for everyone.

alpha phi · 04-21-2003, 05:44 AM

the stupid "enginier" who redesigned my machine at work "to make it better!"
now it has a computer and automatic air pressure.
IT'S A FREAKEN LATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now it's a complicated piece of junk the maintaince dept. doesent know how to fix!
it breaks down every other day
it runs so slow that I can run two parts by hand in the time this machine cycles one part
Oh and to top it all off
this guy has a bachelors in MATH
not enginering
he needs a double donkey punch
with a third for next time!

pazza · 04-21-2003, 05:56 AM

err whats a donkey punch? If its anything like a good solid punch in the face then give one to my boss for being a complete dick to women

bundy · 04-21-2003, 06:04 AM

like sixate said, CREED needs a real good thumping!
and add that utter alien, Celine Dion to the list.

qpid · 04-21-2003, 09:42 AM

oh give one to my univ for cutting my financial aid so i can't go to schoolin the summer without taking out huge ass loans

qpid · 04-21-2003, 09:48 AM

oh yeah theres a local band called donkey punch and there song is playing now in my mp3 player

qpid · 04-21-2003, 10:07 AM

damnit ignore wrong post

liquid_dreams · 04-21-2003, 11:57 AM

every body at shawgina lake school fucking pricks

sapiens · 04-25-2003, 11:34 AM

A colleague I work with who steals other people's ideas and presents them as her own.

K-Billy · 04-25-2003, 11:57 AM

I think the Dixie Chicks could use some. (Not that I mind them taking their clothes off, but do it in a magazine that allows nudity like Playboy)

World's King · 04-25-2003, 12:21 PM

P Diddy.

Carson Daly

Elton John

Eminem

Tony Blair

fhqwhgads · 04-25-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by World's King
P Diddy.

Carson Daly

Elton John

Eminem

Tony Blair

Wow. Couldn't agree with you more. However, Tony Blair hasn't done anything to me lately. That bastard Carson Daly owes me money though.

Spungfoo · 04-25-2003, 01:44 PM

I second Eminem.

04-20-2003, 03:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Who needs a donkey punch?? I'm handing out free donkey punches. Who needs one and why? Here's your chance to blow off some steam. Tell me who in your life needs a good old fashioned beat down. Friends cracking wise? Lover stepping out on you? Neighbor's dog soiling your yard? Grandma still trying to kiss you on the lips? Just tell fhqwhgads and duck.

04-20-2003, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	Linkin Park. All of them. For sucking so badly. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 06:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	The son-of-a-bitch who decided I should be the one to be laid off. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-20-2003, 11:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	My exwife, stupid bitch won't let me see my kids! __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-21-2003, 05:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	the stupid "enginier" who redesigned my machine at work "to make it better!" now it has a computer and automatic air pressure. IT'S A FREAKEN LATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now it's a complicated piece of junk the maintaince dept. doesent know how to fix! it breaks down every other day it runs so slow that I can run two parts by hand in the time this machine cycles one part Oh and to top it all off this guy has a bachelors in MATH not enginering he needs a double donkey punch with a third for next time! __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

04-20-2003, 06:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
sixate Registered User Location: Somewhere in Ohio	I gotta go with KWSN on this one. Hell, while you're at it go get all the boy band bitches and Creed!

04-20-2003, 06:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	I'm adding to the Creed bashing. I'll also tack on the administration of my university for having such a lame alcohol policy, people who use ad hominim attacks in arguments and Nick for causing the rest of the world grief (no Nick here, someone IRL).

04-21-2003, 04:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Ok...so far we've got: 1 punch for Linkin Park for sucking 1 punch for all boy bands A flurry of punches for Creed, just for being Creed 1 punch for the son-of-a-bitch who's taking food outta vermin's mouth 1 punch for myMHz's exwife for keeping the kids from him and Frosstbyte has a laundry list of punches he'd like to hand out. I'd like to add the cable guy to the list...for making me wait around for three friggin hours, only to spend 10 minutes in my house and charge me $35. Donkey punches for everyone.

04-21-2003, 05:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	err whats a donkey punch? If its anything like a good solid punch in the face then give one to my boss for being a complete dick to women __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-21-2003, 06:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	like sixate said, CREED needs a real good thumping! and add that utter alien, Celine Dion to the list. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-21-2003, 09:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	oh give one to my univ for cutting my financial aid so i can't go to schoolin the summer without taking out huge ass loans __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-21-2003, 09:48 AM	#13 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	oh yeah theres a local band called donkey punch and there song is playing now in my mp3 player __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-21-2003, 10:07 AM	#14 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	damnit ignore wrong post __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-21-2003, 11:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	every body at shawgina lake school fucking pricks

04-25-2003, 11:34 AM	#16 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	A colleague I work with who steals other people's ideas and presents them as her own.

04-25-2003, 11:57 AM	#17 (permalink)
K-Billy Banned Location: Dayton	I think the Dixie Chicks could use some. (Not that I mind them taking their clothes off, but do it in a magazine that allows nudity like Playboy)

04-25-2003, 12:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	P Diddy. Carson Daly Elton John Eminem Tony Blair __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-25-2003, 01:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Spungfoo Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I second Eminem.