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Calling in __________ to work.
I saw this in the living forever thread, and it made me think of something, but it didn't fit in that thread.
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It reminded me of this: "If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello, cant' work today, still queer." Robin Tyler What would your creative excuse be for not working? Gilda |
Not my original, but "Boss, I have rectal myopia. I just can't see my ass getting to work today".
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"Boss, I've got the fever and I know someone with the cure."
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""Boss, guess what?
I got a fever. And the only prescription, is more cowbell. I'll be, uhm, staying home to get, ehr, more cowebell...." kaf kaf |
I like calling in with The Scurvy. It just amuses me.
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Obviously a Joke, but...
Me: "Heya Boss, I'm feeling kinda ill today, I don't think I'm gonna make it in" Boss: "I'll tell you what'll make you feel better - whenever I'm sick, I just has sex with the wife. Not long after, I feel much better" Me: "Alright, I'll give it a try..." ***Shows up to work a few hours later*** Boss: "Ah, so it worked, eh?" Me: "Yeah, it sure did - oh, by the way - Nice House" :D |
Hi, can't come in today. The voices in my head told me to clean my guns.
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Once, while I was in the Air Force, I called in - 'don't ask, don't tell'...
they were not amused |
Hi, I'm feeling a little disgruntled today...
(Now if only I can find my joke files. It had a bunch of "Calling out" gags...) |
Call off sick with Montezuma's Revenge. If someone asks what this is, start gurgling into the phone, shriek, and hang up. ...
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I won't be coming into work today because I'm banging your wife
Ohhh zing. |
I've been kidnapped and my captors say they're going to keep me for the next month. During that time you are to send my paycheck to ____________. If you comply I'll be released and be able to return to work.
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