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There was a truly appalling movie which came out in Ireland a few years ago called "The Most Fertile Man In Ireland", which was universally panned by every critic who saw it. When it came out on DVD, the front cover proudly displayed the quote "every bit as hilarious as its title suggests" attributed to the Gaurdian newspaper. Of course, the actual review contained the word "unfortunately" in front of that quote.

With that in mind, I present some potential DVD cover quotes and/or secondary titles.


Sin City:
"Sin City is a technological masterpiece with high wattage thespians, it is deeply dark, vulgar, sinister and ugly cinematic cyanide... Sin City presents nearly every sin imaginable in every alley with every prostitute and every killer ever given birth by pen and paper"
"Every other 'shalt not' in the Bible was likely violated in this film"


South Park: "May God have mercy on us"
contains "every known and several unknown foul words"


8MM:
"extremely dark, evil, soot-black settings and choreography... 8MM is NOT a movie to toy with"


Dude, Where's My Car?
"a script reminiscent of Dumb and Dumber"


All of these quotes come from the utterly hilarious CAPAlert.com. So, what DVD cover worthy quotes/potential secondary titles, can you come up with for movies? Everything must come from Capalert.com.

Spinal Tap:
"This movies an 11."

No. You missed the point! The quotes have to come from CAPAlert! :)

OK

Eyes Wide Shut:
"...Repeated full female nudity. Long contact with other matters of nudity. Inappropriate touching while undressed. Dressing to maximize the female form and exposure of it..."

Will that get you to stay away or to go see it.