(Just For Fun) Stereotype Yourself...
 

American, which means I'm boorish, crude, self-centered, ignorant of international affairs and graceless.

I'm female, so I'm volatile and emotional all the time.

Single, I'm a HARDCORE lesbian bebe!!!!!

I'm in college, so of course I'm part of a sorority, get drunk off my ass every weekend, and have a crapload of money to spend that my parents have given me.

I have large breasts. So I am easy.

I'm skinny, therefore I must be bulimic or anorexic, obsessed with body image and feel secretly superior to anyone who weighs more 85 lbs.

I am sometimes quiet and shy, that means I am snobby and insecure.

I have AD/HD, which means that a) I don't have it, because it doesn't exist, or b) use it as an excuse for any mistakes I make either at work or in my personal life, bounce off the walls, talk at about 300 words a minute while covering five different subjects and sell my meds to high school kids for $10 a pill so they can chop it into powder and get a cheap high.

I dress nicely therefore, I'm high maintenance, have thousands on my credit card to finance clothes, take ages to get ready in the morning, and am afraid of breaking a nail or getting dirty

I'm Indian, atleast in ethnicity, which means I must be good at math, and my profession must be computer science/engineering. I must also speak like Apu from the Simpsons.

I'm male, so clearly I only think about sports and sex, drink a lot and do not understand anything about the opposite sex. I can never talk about feelings.

I'm skinny, so I must be a nerd, who sits in front of the computer all day.

I'm Canadian, so I'm polite and courteous. I'm also immune to the cold, since it's winter here all the time.

I'm a male, so I think with my little head all the time. I'm also not capable of showing emotion and I'm not emotionally available.

I'm a student, so I do not require life experience to make social commentary, since I am educated and therefore know how the world works.

-Tamerlain

I'm white, which mean's: 1)I've oppressed you and deserve none but your contempt. 2)I voted for Bush 3)I have an affinity for NASCAR 4)I'm a bad dancer (okay, that one's true)

I'm a hippy, therefore I smoke weed and can't finish anything.

I'm a straight male, therefore I am latently homosexual.

I am a musician, therefore I am broke and flakey.

I have a wife and daughter, which means I've settled down and am ready for retirment.

I'm athletic, therefore I don't have two neurons in my brain and the only purpous for the single neuron is to name the muscle groups of the body.

Good topic. :)

1. I am over 50 and therefore my experience is irrelevant.

2. I am a post-menopausal women and therefore my sexuality is irrelevant.

3. I am intelligent, but see #1.

4. I am capable of passion, but see #2.

5. I am really feeling pissy about stereotyping.

1. I have a Hispanic last name.. so of course I speak fluent Spanish.

2. Grew up in California, so of course I surf.

3. Play computer games, so I'm pale, out of shape, and living in my mother's basement.

4. Love shooting firearms, so I'm violent, bloodthirsty, paranoid, and have bambi's mom hanging on my wall.

5. Work at a major software company.. see #3

6. Since I work for said software company, of course I can easily tell you how to fix the problem you're having with any product that company has developed.

7. Oh and yes, of course I know your <distant relative/acquaintance/friend of a friend> who also works there.

i live in kentucky, so of coarse im a hillbilly

I am from Texas so I represent everything you hate.

I'm from Canada.... so everything is made out of snow and ice, I say 'eh' alot and I love the taste of whale blubber.

I'm male so I'm chuavenistic, porn loving and devoid of all that is morally right.

I'm 21 so I cannot contain or stop my incestuous love of alcohol.

I'm an electrician so I'm an idiot because I couldn't make it into college so I had to choose a trade.

I love art which makes me a little feminine and "flamboyant."

I love hockey also, which means that I am a barbarian of the worst sort.

Hate me or love me.... its all the same to me..... mwahahahaha

I am a white middle class male, I am everybody's asshole.

I fix my own car, enjoy tasty animals, and hate having more than two style of pants, so I am a knuckle dragging republican.

I vote D so I am a tree hugging liberal.

I like classical and jazz, so I am a cultural elite long hair.

I have short hair, so... it's short I guess.