If you were opening a Strip Club what would you name it ??
 

I like the name
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Oh, something like "Tits Up" or "Tits Ahoy!"

Or, for truth in advertising: "The Money Hole"

Den of Pleasure
Boobage Bar
Tripper's Strippers
Naval Base
Larry's Long Legs Lounge
Hooter's Cooters

Glad

Glory Hole

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.

Now there is the real truth in advertising

All tease, no please.

I'd call it:

Fremen's Giant Hamburger

! Nipples !

Some more titles:

Crack!
The Dry Hump
Touch Myself
The Money Pit

I'd have it as a military themed strip bar and call it 'The Stench Trench.'

Veritable Delights (VD)

Doubt with a business mind like that I would be in the black very long.

Tittie Barr

or maybe

Boobieland

AMates Place cos then when the missus asks where ya going you say to a mates place and everyones happy

I dunno, if you were in a military town and you had a strip joint with the initials VD I suspect you'd do pretty well since it's a pretty creative name and it applies to the military theme. I wouldn't necessaily have a military themed bar inside since if you're in the military I bet you want to get away from the military life, but the name would be fitting I suspect.

Too bad you can't make the V in the sign a pair of legs up in the air and spread open. :lol:

The Peter North Pole Dancing Emporium

Hootie McBoob's

... G'night, Hootie.

Who says you can't. I see tons of similar signs downtown.


in London Ontario there is a place called The Beef Baron.

Planet Jiggly

The Supermarket

In keeping with the "I'm just going to the supermarket" theme.

But you could have a theme with the "Dairy Section", The Meat Department, The Bakery (nice buns) ... on and on.

Get it? The double entendres are endless.

I'd use the same name our ski boat had, in Texas:

"The Job Site"

Great cans!

Look at the Tomatoes!

Keep 'em coming, Charlie...

"Clean-up, Isle 7; Clean-up Isle 7"

The Jiggly Room

why not "famous buffalo wings"? after all.. thats what we all go there for right?

The Pink Wall
Nipple Barn
Larry's Dairy
Pope Eddie's Vatican of Flesh
The Pole Vault (too subtle?)

Nips Ahoy!

The Meat Curtain