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Toaster126 03-25-2006 08:46 AM
The best link ever.
 
Behold... the best link ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Anyone who doesn't love a venomous (males), egg-laying (females), duck-billed mammal is just crazy. Plus the baby ones have teeth... and the adults don't. LOL.

Sion 03-25-2006 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Toaster126
Behold... the best link ever.

what? no tits? you lie.

CSflim 03-25-2006 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Sion
what? no tits? you lie.
Well, actually the collective noun for platypus is "a tit of platypi". Fact.

Toaster126 03-25-2006 03:18 PM
Didn't you read the article, Sion? Female platypus have tits that produce milk that pools on them, which the babies then lap up. Geez.

Elphaba 03-25-2006 04:13 PM
I want IratePlatypus's opinion on this. :)

Charlatan 03-25-2006 04:21 PM
This isn't a thread promoting the Irate one?

Elphaba 03-25-2006 04:26 PM
All I can say is that no money changed hands.

Toaster126 03-25-2006 04:42 PM
Allegedly.

Fremen 03-25-2006 05:15 PM
Do I need to declare shenanigans??




/magic 8-ball says, "Y'bet your sweet ass, Matilda!"

Tophat665 03-25-2006 05:22 PM
Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

Crack 03-25-2006 07:11 PM
what the fuck is a Platypus?

Willravel 03-25-2006 07:35 PM
Truely the greatest of God's creations. If it wasn't for the eggs and poison, I'd totally get one as a pet. I'd name it Scooter and walk it downtown.

Toaster126 03-25-2006 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Tophat665
Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.
If I were a mod, I'd ban you for such a statement.

the_marq 03-25-2006 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tophat665
Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

I don't wanna sound like a dick... but I'm pretty sure it's "Platupii" :hmm:

Tophat665 03-25-2006 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by the_marq
I don't wanna sound like a dick... but I'm pretty sure it's "Platupii" :hmm:
RTFA :cool:
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
There is no universally agreed upon plural of "platypus". Scientists generally use "platypuses", "platypoda", or simply "platypus". Colloquially, "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is spurious pseudo-Latin. (The true plural would be platypodes.)

Tophat665 03-25-2006 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Toaster126
If I were a mod, I'd ban you for such a statement.
And if I were a Wombat, I would make you sorry for saying that. Fortunately for you, I am but a man, and my powers, while extraordinary, pale pefore those of the great digger of Earth, the Mighty Wombat. :D

Willravel 03-25-2006 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Tophat665
And if I were a Wombat, I would make you sorry for saying that. Fortunately for you, I am but a man, and my powers, while extraordinary, pale pefore those of the great digger of Earth, the Mighty Wombat. :D
You're powers:
1)"I am the Mad Bomber what bombs at midnight!!!"
Wombats powers:
1)superrodent digging ability

I'd say that's about even steven.

Toaster126 03-26-2006 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Tophat665
And if I were a Wombat, I would make you sorry for saying that. Fortunately for you, I am but a man, and my powers, while extraordinary, pale pefore those of the great digger of Earth, the Mighty Wombat. :D
If you were a wombat, I'd sic my legions of male platypus on you, and they would all hit you with their poison spurs. I've heard wombats don't like poison spurs.

the_marq 03-26-2006 11:19 AM
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RTFA :cool:

OK fine, I DO wanna sound like a dick. :cool:

oberon 04-04-2006 10:25 PM
Dropbear > *


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