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Toaster126

03-25-2006 08:46 AM

The best link ever.

Behold... the best link ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Anyone who doesn't love a venomous (males), egg-laying (females), duck-billed mammal is just crazy. Plus the baby ones have teeth... and the adults don't. LOL.

Sion	03-25-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toaster126

Behold... the best link ever.

what? no tits? you lie.

CSflim

03-25-2006 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sion

what? no tits? you lie.

Well, actually the collective noun for platypus is "a tit of platypi". Fact.

Toaster126

03-25-2006 03:18 PM

Didn't you read the article, Sion? Female platypus have tits that produce milk that pools on them, which the babies then lap up. Geez.

Elphaba

03-25-2006 04:13 PM

I want IratePlatypus's opinion on this. :)

Charlatan

03-25-2006 04:21 PM

This isn't a thread promoting the Irate one?

Elphaba

03-25-2006 04:26 PM

All I can say is that no money changed hands.

Toaster126

03-25-2006 04:42 PM

Allegedly.

Fremen

03-25-2006 05:15 PM

Do I need to declare shenanigans??

/magic 8-ball says, "Y'bet your sweet ass, Matilda!"

Tophat665

03-25-2006 05:22 PM

Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

Crack

03-25-2006 07:11 PM

what the fuck is a Platypus?

Willravel

03-25-2006 07:35 PM

Truely the greatest of God's creations. If it wasn't for the eggs and poison, I'd totally get one as a pet. I'd name it Scooter and walk it downtown.

Toaster126

03-25-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

If I were a mod, I'd ban you for such a statement.

the_marq

03-25-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

I don't wanna sound like a dick... but I'm pretty sure it's "Platupii" :hmm:

Tophat665

03-25-2006 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by the_marq

I don't wanna sound like a dick... but I'm pretty sure it's "Platupii" :hmm:

RTFA :cool:

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

There is no universally agreed upon plural of "platypus". Scientists generally use "platypuses", "platypoda", or simply "platypus". Colloquially, "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is spurious pseudo-Latin. (The true plural would be platypodes.)

Tophat665

03-25-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Toaster126

If I were a mod, I'd ban you for such a statement.

And if I were a Wombat, I would make you sorry for saying that. Fortunately for you, I am but a man, and my powers, while extraordinary, pale pefore those of the great digger of Earth, the Mighty Wombat. :D

Willravel

03-25-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

You're powers:
1)"I am the Mad Bomber what bombs at midnight!!!"
Wombats powers:
1)superrodent digging ability

I'd say that's about even steven.

Toaster126

03-26-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

If you were a wombat, I'd sic my legions of male platypus on you, and they would all hit you with their poison spurs. I've heard wombats don't like poison spurs.

the_marq

03-26-2006 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

RTFA :cool:

OK fine, I DO wanna sound like a dick. :cool:

oberon

04-04-2006 10:25 PM

Dropbear > *

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