Pencil in penis backfires
 

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Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.


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He's a smart one, alright!

does that make him a pencil pusher?

Never heard of Viagra?

Holy hell. How do you stuff a pencil all the way inside your penis and not wail like a baby and double over in intense pain and nearly pass out?

Oh yeah and OMG Plummie! I used to enjoy reading Plummie's posts way back in the day, but then she just kind of vanished into the oblivion. I suppose I've somewhat vanished into the oblivion as well, but I do poke my head into TFP every now and then still.

gives new meaning to the phrase "put lead in your pencil"

this makes me want to curl up into a small ball on the floor and cry myself to sleep

Glad I'm not the only one, and I'm not even a dude!

:|

I guess he didn't get the spam about Cialis and Viagra.

two words: Lead Poisoning

These days it would be more like "Graphite Poisoning" there is no lead in the lead anymore......
but OMG! I can not beleive that you could shove anything, much less a pencil, up your penis and live to have it removed!

Owie, in short. Although apparently some men do enjoy cramming junk into the urethra. We need more funny X-rays of that phenomenon (wasn't there a dude with batteries up there recently?)

i have only one thing to say:

AaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAaaAAaAaaAAaaAAAaaAAaAAaaAAaAaaaaAA!





... that is all.

Someone better notify the Darwin Award folks. This is self-removal from the gene pool if I've ever seen it.

Damn it. I finally sucuumbed and read this thread. I SO wish I had not.

:lol: I actually had that and then changed it, assuming that most thrid world countries may not have access to the fancy-schmancy graphite, but resort back to lead.

I think that anyone who is putting pencils up themselves to keep an erection is too stupid to be allowed anywhere near a woman's vagina.

omg omg wowwowowowow that guy has alot of guts to try that, expecially for that to make it allll the way up into the blatter, at that angle it must have really hurt!



i wonder if he even tried sterlizing the pen?