Slap Your Co-Worker Day
 

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!


Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

jeebus, don't let mal see this thread...

ahem....

just what are you saying?

mayhem ensues...

Not working at the moment, can I slap anyone?

I work alone... this is so unfair. Ryfo, I think this calls for an adopt-a-coworker addendum. :)

i'll be happy to slap you... :D

Finally a holiday i can actually get behind... and hallmark doesn't make a card for it...:)

The line forms behind the guy in the red shorts.
http://www.madkats.com/Queer/Street/...s/spanking.jpg
Your office milage may vary.

I think that's a job Mal could get into...

Man, if it was slap an irritating fellow student day, I'd be jumping for joy. As it is, I have a feeling my hand could get sore tomorrow ;)

Can I only slap co-workers from my current job, or can I go back and plant a few on former co-workers? [That could be a very long list!]

Ummm -- not even a little bit... though he's a lot better looking than me... :)

and GH really is beginning to scare me with the way he can so easily find disturbing pictures :)

When you are an omnipitant bit of beef, it's no big thing.

I sent this out to my guys here at work, and they've all agreed to stay away from me today hehehehehehehe

*slaps mal on her backside*

End of the day, grump's arm falls off!

/me wouldn't dare...

*chicken shit*

damn! and I missed it! Can I make up for it the next day I go to work?

Don't let fly slap anyone at work, he'll knock 'em off the roof.

damn! I wish I knew this before I went to class today because there were some people who deserved a good smack upside the head from me today.

Maybe I'll go pay them a visit at home and smack em