Kebab problem and the afterlife
 

I just had a perfect doner kebab. It consisted of Beef, Onion, Lettuce, Tomato, Hommus Garlic Sauce and Tomato Sauce. The only thing that marred the whole process was the fact that im wearing most of it on my shorts. The whole kebab just collapsed when i neared the soggy end.
Kebabs are one of my favourite foods- and im sure they feature strongly in the afterlife.

so take the skewer out and eat it with a fork!

No Doner kebabs dont have skewers. They are wrapped up. Im not sure what you call them in the USA. Maybe Felafel? They are Lebanese or Turkish in origin. Hmmm. I still have the stains (tear falls somberly down my cheek).

Ohhhh gotcha, yea I know what you are talking about now. Those are interesting, i was thinking more of the http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corel2/CPH231/294010.jpg Line of kebabs. No suggestions for your problem tho... When I eat ribs etc. I try to lean over the plate or table or wherever so I don't wear them later, maybe that'll help.

Like a pita bread?

Yeah, pita bread.

wow!?

are you drunk??
i´m only attracted to a good Doner with the lot when i´m smashed.

j/k

i like you´re combination there... everything is good, but i think that i´d swap the tom sauce for bbq.

i too hate the sogginess that occurs at the end of a good kebab. i find if you really hammer them down, then they are less soggy at the end, but that of course means that you don´t savour every lovely moment of the experience.