Drider_it

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but somehow i think 3 year old spam sandwitch would kill me

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

Drider_it

with a side of humor

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

tdogg

that pic of the sandwich didnt look that bad

Slims

I think I would rather just make my sandwhiches when I need them.

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Ruiner

That takes out all the adventure of eating though. Be a man, eat an old sandwhich.

jdkash

yum yum nothin like an old sandwhich

themilk

that reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where homer took a couple of weeks to eat that big sub, and in the end it was purple and had mushrooms on it...i dont know

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Nitro

When I was in the military I wanted to take a shower the night before an excercise. One of my mates walked into the bathroom and said he would have to clean his mess tin since he forgot to clean it after his last excercise.
When he had told us he hadn't been on an excercise for about three month and that he thought he must still have a sandwich in there all my comrades started to hurry through the door.
From safe distance we watched as he unlocked his mess tin.
The whole lid came off and with a loud FOUMP it crashed into the ceiling.
The next day he asked for a new mess tin and had quite a hard time explaining why he thought the old one wasn't usable anymore.

Now, even if the army could make some better sandwiches in the future, after this experience I wouldn't want to eat it.

BigGov

It still probably tastes better than a MRE.

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