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Crack · 08-31-2009, 02:05 AM

I searched high and low across all the interwebs combined, and I found a few good recipes for making prison hooch.

Now... you might find yourself asking yourself, why would someone who is not in prison and who is well over 21 make prison wine? Well, I say unto thee, Why the shit not!?

If you are at all interested, the method I used is:

Take 1 backed of bread yeast, open packet, place into about a cup to a cup and a half of WARM water. Let it sit, do NOT stir. After about 5 minutes, add about 2-3 tablespoons of white sugar, LIGHTLY stir.

Grab 2 trash bags, medium size, put one into the other, add about 8-10 large cups of water, add 1 packed kool-aid of your choice, I used fruit punch. Add in 2 cans of fruit cocktail/mixed fruit in either syrup or water. Throw in about a cup and a half of sugar, you can use up to two cups if you want it to be super sweet.

By this point, about 5 more minutes, the yeast will start o bubble and foam. It is ready. Dump it in the bag with the rest of the crap. place a SMALL diameter tube of some sort into the top of the bags, and tape the holy hell out of it. Prop the bag up and somewhere out of the way and slightly cool and dark. I covered mine with a towel. No clue if that helps, but since I used white bags, I figured... what the hell. make sure the end of your tube that is in the bag is not in the liquid. This is the only way the the air can escape. If you you do not give it an air outlet, it will balloon up and explode. Wait 5-7 days. Do not fucking touch it!

If all goes well, I should have some prison hooch by September 4th (this Friday) If not, I'll just go out and buy some boone's farm and drink away my failures as a brewer.

said bag containing toxic waste

pipe system to let off air pressure. Yes, that is a hose from a hookah. Not mine though.

ZombieSquirrel · 08-31-2009, 08:39 AM

You need to hide it from the warden in the toilet tank to appreciate the whole experience. It also adds a certain, je ne sais quoi.

I can't wait to hear what happens!!!

Redlemon · 08-31-2009, 10:39 AM

If your research missed the "Steve! Don't Eat It!" prison hooch entry on the blog The Sneeze, read it here. The man is inspiring.

Crack · 08-31-2009, 02:32 PM

I read that, I didn't want to used moldy bread, it added an element that I just wasn't quite ready to drink yet.

Redlemon · 09-17-2009, 05:20 PM

Hey, how was the hooch?

SSJTWIZTA · 09-17-2009, 11:03 PM

my friends dad used to make stellar blueberry wine, pseudo-prison style.

but yeah, how did this turn out?

SSJTWIZTA · 09-22-2009, 11:19 AM

damn-it crack. i want results!

PulpMind · 09-22-2009, 12:33 PM

apparently the hooch failed and Crack didn't survive =(

Mister Coaster · 09-24-2009, 09:19 AM

I sent Crack a PM. Inquiring minds want to know...

Redlemon · 10-09-2009, 08:01 AM

C'mon, Crack, if you just threw it out, it's OK. But let us know, please?

Mister Coaster · 10-09-2009, 01:29 PM

I think I saw in another topic that Crack was having internet connection issues.

SSJTWIZTA · 10-14-2009, 05:22 AM

it better be connection issues!

...evil bastard.

08-31-2009, 02:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Hooch I searched high and low across all the interwebs combined, and I found a few good recipes for making prison hooch. Now... you might find yourself asking yourself, why would someone who is not in prison and who is well over 21 make prison wine? Well, I say unto thee, Why the shit not!? If you are at all interested, the method I used is: Take 1 backed of bread yeast, open packet, place into about a cup to a cup and a half of WARM water. Let it sit, do NOT stir. After about 5 minutes, add about 2-3 tablespoons of white sugar, LIGHTLY stir. Grab 2 trash bags, medium size, put one into the other, add about 8-10 large cups of water, add 1 packed kool-aid of your choice, I used fruit punch. Add in 2 cans of fruit cocktail/mixed fruit in either syrup or water. Throw in about a cup and a half of sugar, you can use up to two cups if you want it to be super sweet. By this point, about 5 more minutes, the yeast will start o bubble and foam. It is ready. Dump it in the bag with the rest of the crap. place a SMALL diameter tube of some sort into the top of the bags, and tape the holy hell out of it. Prop the bag up and somewhere out of the way and slightly cool and dark. I covered mine with a towel. No clue if that helps, but since I used white bags, I figured... what the hell. make sure the end of your tube that is in the bag is not in the liquid. This is the only way the the air can escape. If you you do not give it an air outlet, it will balloon up and explode. Wait 5-7 days. Do not fucking touch it! If all goes well, I should have some prison hooch by September 4th (this Friday) If not, I'll just go out and buy some boone's farm and drink away my failures as a brewer. said bag containing toxic waste pipe system to let off air pressure. Yes, that is a hose from a hookah. Not mine though. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx Last edited by Crack; 09-01-2009 at 11:44 AM.. Reason: pictures added

08-31-2009, 10:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	If your research missed the "Steve! Don't Eat It!" prison hooch entry on the blog The Sneeze, read it here. The man is inspiring. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-31-2009, 02:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I read that, I didn't want to used moldy bread, it added an element that I just wasn't quite ready to drink yet. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-17-2009, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hey, how was the hooch? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-17-2009, 11:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	my friends dad used to make stellar blueberry wine, pseudo-prison style. but yeah, how did this turn out? __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-22-2009, 11:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	damn-it crack. i want results! __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-22-2009, 12:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
PulpMind Addict Location: Portland	apparently the hooch failed and Crack didn't survive =(

09-24-2009, 09:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	I sent Crack a PM. Inquiring minds want to know... __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

10-09-2009, 08:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	C'mon, Crack, if you just threw it out, it's OK. But let us know, please? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-09-2009, 01:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	I think I saw in another topic that Crack was having internet connection issues. __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

10-14-2009, 05:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	it better be connection issues! ...evil bastard. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller