Crompsin in Souf Cackalackey
 

Turns out I'll be at Myrtle Beach, SC for Labor Day weekend (4-5-6 Sept. '09).

Lemme know if any of you dirtbags wanna get together for a frosty adult beverage.

I intend on drinking moderately and eating expensive food inside a pyramid.

And that thing with the sand and the lack of shirt and pants.

I'm guessing that this is because you're afraid to come to Chicago. I would be too, in your shoes.

Have fun with my ne'er do well wanna-be crotchfruit, dirtbags. Ok, y'all?

Dude, I was in Chicago in 2005 and 2007.

I just didn't know you existed.

Which is probably good for you.

Mr. Durden?

No, seriously... I was in Chicago in 2005 and 2007. I go to Chicago after deployments, apparently. I saw Blue Man both times.

Way to show up in Souf Cackalackey the one weekend out of the year that I'm NOT up here in Nofe Curolina.

Pfft... I was in North Carolina last weekend and nobody showed up.

...

And I don't really wanna hang out with you anyway, bro.

You remind me of the creepy commo guy I had in Iraq.

Some of us have to work, Smoothie.


And I'm not creepy. Well, aside from the fact that my eyes ACTUALLY look like they do in the avatar.