When you pray at night, whose sex tape do you ask God to leak... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Derwood · 05-30-2005, 03:08 PM

Just curious, if you had one wish, and the stipulation was that your wish had to be specifically for one person to have made a very explicit sex tape and that it would be leaked onto the internet for all to see, who would that person be?

I'll save mine after some responses...

Fremen · 05-30-2005, 03:28 PM

Oprah!

Church · 05-30-2005, 03:45 PM

Jessica Alba, but I'd certainly settle for Natalie Portman.

And this is a tough one, but I think you'd get more responses in Tilted Sexuality or the Members forum instead.

Irishsean · 05-30-2005, 08:32 PM

Mother Teresa and Rosie O'donnel... together...

Not to watch, just to watch the horror as it spread...

Mephisto2 · 05-30-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishsean

Mother Teresa and Rosie O'donnel... together...

Not to watch, just to watch the horror as it spread...

Mother Teresa? That's a bit tasteless.

I'd vote for Angelina Jolie, but I also like the idea of Jennifer Garner, Nathalie Portman or Jessic Alba.

Or, maybe all four, in a hot girl on girl shag-fest?

Mr Mephisto

Stompy · 05-30-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

Oprah!

Holy shit, hahaha that's the first thing I thought before I clicked this thread.

Redlemon · 05-31-2005, 06:25 AM

Someone who is a wise-ass, someone that would be having fun in bed. I'm thinking perhaps someone like Jenny McCarthy, I have no idea what she's up to these days (has she gone Anna Nicole batshit?), so it might have to be an old tape.

tacobaal · 05-31-2005, 07:13 AM

shania twain, mmmm lol

MsNobody · 05-31-2005, 07:15 AM

It's more like I pray that the one I made, does not make it out.

stevie667 · 05-31-2005, 07:50 AM

Jennifer Garner.

I've seen her so many times with so little on, i want to see the rest of it damnit!

crossova · 05-31-2005, 08:05 AM

Good question, if i am actually praying for one to leak out it would have to be of a cutie but one that doesnt automatically give off the sexpot vibe...like Oprah lol. But i would pick...
Kelly Clarkson (she got a nice curve to her)
Other nominees... Mariah Carey, Xtina Aguilera

MiSo · 05-31-2005, 09:39 AM

hyori lee, she's a korean singer... hot as hell.

God of Thunder · 05-31-2005, 09:49 AM

There was a rumor about a Paige Davis (from Trading Spaces) tape floating around. I'd like to see that one.

And of course, Alyson Hanigan. After BOR is done with it of course.

Redlemon · 05-31-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by God of Thunder

There was a rumor about a Paige Davis (from Trading Spaces) tape floating around. I'd like to see that one.

I don't think that was anything more than Paige Davis Stripping.

Booray · 05-31-2005, 11:24 AM

I would say a former co-worker, but I wouldn't want her to go through having the video leaked to millions.

So, since I know none of these people personally and wouldn't feel (too) bad for them:
Probably Katie Holmes

But if it's not in the cards, I'll be praying for Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Scarlet Johannsen, Kate Beckinsale, or Evangeline Lilly (Kate from "Lost")

Derwood · 05-31-2005, 02:56 PM

Angelina Jolie would certainly be a treat.

It would have to be someone you could picture being very "active" in the festivities. Jessica Simpson, for example, is hot as hell, but I picture her being one of those "lay back and let him do the work" kind of girls.

Other fun ones would be Jenny McCarthy (in interviews she basically admits she is a total slut in bed), Madonna and Christina Aguilera.

Amber Brkich wouldn't be too shabby either.

crossova · 06-01-2005, 04:57 AM

I totally forgot but the actress who played Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager.

Glory's Sun · 06-01-2005, 09:27 AM

I would have to say Anna K.

ratbastid · 06-01-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by crossova

I totally forgot but the actress who played Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager.

Jeri Ryan. Good call.

I'll add: Katie Holmes.

Daoust · 06-01-2005, 09:53 AM

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmonica Belluci. Yowzah! That would be cool.

Also Carmen Electra, Natalie Portman, Anna K., Britney Spears (yes. I said it.)

And I have to say Christina Aguillera as well.

archer2371 · 06-01-2005, 04:22 PM

Surprised no one's said Lindsay Lohan yet....

Ace_O_Spades · 06-01-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by archer2371

Surprised no one's said Lindsay Lohan yet....

new lindsay lohan or old lindsay lohan?

ratbastid · 06-01-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace_O_Spades

new lindsay lohan or old lindsay lohan?

You'll have to forgive me: I'm 31 years old and therefore hopelessly out of touch. I saw "Mean Girls" last weekend. Is that new or old Lindsay Lohan? Cause she was pretty cute. I don't know about "praying for a sex tape" cute, but...

Sage · 06-01-2005, 09:08 PM

Does Lindsay Lohan really have artifical boobs?

Hrm.... Matthew McConaughey (huminia huminia huminia). And yeah, if well done (and what of hers isn't?) Oprah could be interesting... educational for the "over 50" crowd if nothing else.

If Martel was in a sex tape that was running the gamut I'd be *SO PROUD*!

"Everyone is saying Angelenia Jolie, which would be interesting for educational purposes" -Martel

BalloonKnots · 06-03-2005, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

You'll have to forgive me: I'm 31 years old and therefore hopelessly out of touch. I saw "Mean Girls" last weekend. Is that new or old Lindsay Lohan? Cause she was pretty cute. I don't know about "praying for a sex tape" cute, but...

That would be the old Lindsay. The new one is an anorexic stick figure...gross.

Ok, if you insist, I'll add Brooke Burke. I think she'd be wild-on in bed! And maybe a supermodel for kicks...hmmm..........Heidi Klum.

Suave · 06-03-2005, 10:22 AM

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. It'd be interesting hearing the higher-pitched moans coming from the guy for once.

World's King · 06-03-2005, 11:00 AM

Mine.

*wink*

crossova · 06-03-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Suave

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. It'd be interesting hearing the higher-pitched moans coming from the guy for once.

lol. Cameron would have to tell him to 'man up'.

had to add a few more choices -

Katherine Zeta Jones (w/o Michael Douglas)
Kobe's wife (w/o Kobe)

RogueHunter65 · 06-03-2005, 02:40 PM

Eva Longoria
J. Lo
Brook Burns
or Jennifer Love Hewitt

radioguy · 06-03-2005, 02:46 PM

gwen stefani......mmmmmm

soccerchamp76 · 06-03-2005, 07:02 PM

Lindsay Lohan
Katie Holmes

ranger · 06-06-2005, 08:50 AM

DIANE LANE!!!!

come on people!!

Willravel · 06-06-2005, 09:13 AM

I second that Jessica Alba. Before she was blonde, though.
I'd like to add:
Hilarie Burton (of The WB's One Tree Hill. Poor show, beautiful Hilarie)
Catherine Bell (of JAG)
Jolene Blalock (of Enterprise)
Cate Blanchett

Phant84 · 06-06-2005, 10:19 AM

a bunch of local girls. gawd there are some great looking gals here.

1st being the one from the gym.

yum

Fremen · 06-06-2005, 07:33 PM

Just saw 'The Girl Next Door', so I'll pick Elisha Cuthbert.

Va-va-va-voom!

spectre · 06-06-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

Just saw 'The Girl Next Door', so I'll pick Elisha Cuthbert.

Va-va-va-voom!

I'll second that.

(and I know analog will agree)

Suave · 06-06-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

Just saw 'The Girl Next Door', so I'll pick Elisha Cuthbert.

Va-va-va-voom!

On a tangent: I hate that movie.

Glory's Sun · 06-07-2005, 08:35 AM

I need to add Jennifer Connely.. yup.. she'd be great

Jim Kata · 06-07-2005, 09:22 AM

This is a tough one. I can't really pick one.

Angelina Jolie
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Milla Javovich
Natalie Portman

Arc101 · 06-07-2005, 10:40 AM

Lynda Carter when she was Wonder Woman - yes I know I am showing my age and it will go over peoples head. Also Carrie Fisher when she was Princess Leia. As for new people I think Charlotte Church would be interesting, and Linda Cardellini the blonde ER babe.

05-30-2005, 03:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	When you pray at night, whose sex tape do you ask God to leak... Just curious, if you had one wish, and the stipulation was that your wish had to be specifically for one person to have made a very explicit sex tape and that it would be leaked onto the internet for all to see, who would that person be? I'll save mine after some responses... __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

05-30-2005, 03:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Oprah! __________________ Google

05-30-2005, 03:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Jessica Alba, but I'd certainly settle for Natalie Portman. And this is a tough one, but I think you'd get more responses in Tilted Sexuality or the Members forum instead. __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

05-30-2005, 08:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Mother Teresa and Rosie O'donnel... together... Not to watch, just to watch the horror as it spread... __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

05-31-2005, 06:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Someone who is a wise-ass, someone that would be having fun in bed. I'm thinking perhaps someone like Jenny McCarthy, I have no idea what she's up to these days (has she gone Anna Nicole batshit?), so it might have to be an old tape. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-31-2005, 07:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
tacobaal Tilted	shania twain, mmmm lol

05-31-2005, 07:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
MsNobody Tilted Location: Southern California	It's more like I pray that the one I made, does not make it out.

05-31-2005, 07:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Jennifer Garner. I've seen her so many times with so little on, i want to see the rest of it damnit! __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

05-31-2005, 08:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	Good question, if i am actually praying for one to leak out it would have to be of a cutie but one that doesnt automatically give off the sexpot vibe...like Oprah lol. But i would pick... Kelly Clarkson (she got a nice curve to her) Other nominees... Mariah Carey, Xtina Aguilera

05-31-2005, 09:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	hyori lee, she's a korean singer... hot as hell.

05-31-2005, 09:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	There was a rumor about a Paige Davis (from Trading Spaces) tape floating around. I'd like to see that one. And of course, Alyson Hanigan. After BOR is done with it of course. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

05-31-2005, 11:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
Booray Stumbling to the end Location: Atlanta, GA	I would say a former co-worker, but I wouldn't want her to go through having the video leaked to millions. So, since I know none of these people personally and wouldn't feel (too) bad for them: Probably Katie Holmes But if it's not in the cards, I'll be praying for Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Scarlet Johannsen, Kate Beckinsale, or Evangeline Lilly (Kate from "Lost") __________________ Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down Still aware of everything life carries on without

05-31-2005, 02:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	Angelina Jolie would certainly be a treat. It would have to be someone you could picture being very "active" in the festivities. Jessica Simpson, for example, is hot as hell, but I picture her being one of those "lay back and let him do the work" kind of girls. Other fun ones would be Jenny McCarthy (in interviews she basically admits she is a total slut in bed), Madonna and Christina Aguilera. Amber Brkich wouldn't be too shabby either. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

06-01-2005, 04:57 AM	#17 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	I totally forgot but the actress who played Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager.

06-01-2005, 09:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I would have to say Anna K.

06-01-2005, 04:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	Surprised no one's said Lindsay Lohan yet.... __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

06-01-2005, 09:53 AM	#20 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmonica Belluci. Yowzah! That would be cool. Also Carmen Electra, Natalie Portman, Anna K., Britney Spears (yes. I said it.) And I have to say Christina Aguillera as well. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

06-01-2005, 09:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Does Lindsay Lohan really have artifical boobs? Hrm.... Matthew McConaughey (huminia huminia huminia). And yeah, if well done (and what of hers isn't?) Oprah could be interesting... educational for the "over 50" crowd if nothing else. If Martel was in a sex tape that was running the gamut I'd be SO PROUD! "Everyone is saying Angelenia Jolie, which would be interesting for educational purposes" -Martel __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

06-03-2005, 10:22 AM	#26 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. It'd be interesting hearing the higher-pitched moans coming from the guy for once. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

06-03-2005, 11:00 AM	#27 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Mine. wink __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-03-2005, 02:40 PM	#29 (permalink)
RogueHunter65 Insane Location: Boston, MA	Eva Longoria J. Lo Brook Burns or Jennifer Love Hewitt __________________ I suffer from amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I have forgotten this before

06-03-2005, 02:46 PM	#30 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	gwen stefani......mmmmmm

06-03-2005, 07:02 PM	#31 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Lindsay Lohan Katie Holmes __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

06-06-2005, 08:50 AM	#32 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	DIANE LANE!!!! come on people!! __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

06-06-2005, 09:13 AM	#33 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I second that Jessica Alba. Before she was blonde, though. I'd like to add: Hilarie Burton (of The WB's One Tree Hill. Poor show, beautiful Hilarie) Catherine Bell (of JAG) Jolene Blalock (of Enterprise) Cate Blanchett

06-06-2005, 10:19 AM	#34 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	a bunch of local girls. gawd there are some great looking gals here. 1st being the one from the gym. yum __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

06-06-2005, 07:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Just saw 'The Girl Next Door', so I'll pick Elisha Cuthbert. Va-va-va-voom! __________________ Google

06-07-2005, 08:35 AM	#38 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I need to add Jennifer Connely.. yup.. she'd be great

06-07-2005, 09:22 AM	#39 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	This is a tough one. I can't really pick one. Angelina Jolie Salma Hayek Jennifer Love Hewitt Milla Javovich Natalie Portman

06-07-2005, 10:40 AM	#40 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Lynda Carter when she was Wonder Woman - yes I know I am showing my age and it will go over peoples head. Also Carrie Fisher when she was Princess Leia. As for new people I think Charlotte Church would be interesting, and Linda Cardellini the blonde ER babe.