02-17-2005, 06:37 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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http://www.nypost.com/commentary/22021.htm
February 17, 2005 -- HAS Warner Bros. gone daffy? That's what fans of the studio's classic cartoon characters might be asking after they get a look at the new, futuristic versions of some of their favorite animated heroes, which Warner unveiled yesterday. The Looney Tunes characters — six in all — have been "reimagined" (in studio parlance) for a new series called "Loonatics," which is set to air next fall on WPIX/Channel 11 as part of the Saturday morning Kids' WB program lineup. The show features new versions of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, the Tasmanian Devil, Road Runner and Lola Bunny (the newest of the characters, who was introduced in the 1996 Michael Jordan movie "Space Jam"). For "Loonatics," the six characters are being projected 700 years into the future, given superpowers, and outfitted in tight-fitting, slenderizing space gear. Apparently, falling anvils and exploding cigars are no longer enough to keep kids 6 to 11 years old entertained. "This is a kids show intended for kids today who are growing up in the Internet age, an age of technology, an age of hip, cool animation, and something that we hope will resonate with that age group," explained Sander Schwartz, president of Warner Bros. Animation, in a phone interview from Hollywood. He said the characters' superpowers have not yet been finalized. And neither have their names, although they are expected to have names close to those of their ancestors (think Buzz Bunny). And what of all the other classic Looney Tunes characters? What about Sylvester and Tweety, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew, Speedy Gonzalez and Marvin the Martian? And what about Porky Pig? Is poor Porky destined to stutter and remain fat and pantless for the rest of history? Schwartz said Warner settled on six characters because that's as many as a half-hour ensemble show can handle. But he didn't rule out guest appearances by some of the other legends of Looney Tunes, although in futuristic form. But cartoon purists, raised on the easy-to-understand hilarity of Elmer Fudd blowing Daffy Duck's bill off with a shotgun blast to the face, might rightfully lament the fact that their own kids won't get a chance to grow up exposed to that same kind of classic comedy. To that complaint, Schwartz notes the old Looney Tunes cartoons will likely run forever on some channel or another, including the Warner-owned Cartoon Network and Boomerang cable channels. "And secondly," he said, "these are cartoons. Lighten up! They're fun and the existence of one doesn't preclude the existence of another." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone else think this is a bad idea? Seems to me to be the ultimate lack of creativity, instead of coming up with something new, just bastardize a classic.
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02-17-2005, 06:48 AM | #2 (permalink) | |
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This seariously makes me mad. They say kids can't relate to the old cartoons? Bull Fuckin Shit. My neice (granted she's just 3 and will laugh at anything) thinks old Looney Toons cartoons are hilarous. She will sit there for hours watching them with my dad. And laugh like crazy. I'm so glad I'm not a kid these days. It must truly suck. They have anime and video games and crap. What ever happened to Smurfs and Fraggle Rock and My Little Ponies and REAL Looney Toons. Gah. I really feel sorry for kids growing up now.
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02-17-2005, 07:06 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
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02-17-2005, 07:58 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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I am mixed on this...
First off, my son (10) likes the original Looney Toons... They play on Teletoon here in Canada and I caught him watching them the other day... He told me he thought they were pretty funny. That said, this is just the latest in a long line of "reimagining" or "repurposing"... Warner Bros. has a property that they want to milk for more cash... They made Tiny Toons a few years back, which was a very good way of updating the classic line, in my opinion. Other brands have taken the route of making their characters children... A Pup Called Scooby Doo and Flintstone Kids spring immediately to mind as examples of this odious practice. While my gut tells me this will be more along the lines of Flintstone Kids, I have a glimmer of hope that they might do some something novel and entertaining... I'll wait and see...
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02-17-2005, 09:27 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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The one thing that does upset me is that they feel the need to create a female rabbit for Bugs...
Bugs looks way better in drag. (PS just in case there are fanboys lurking I know there was a girl rabbit that appeared in a couple of toons... but she was never a regular per se).
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02-17-2005, 10:17 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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02-17-2005, 11:18 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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Warner Brothers is going to find themselves in serious legal trouble. You see, I'm pretty sure that George Lucas took out a patent on the process of taking cherished images from your childhood and using horribly altered versions of them to rape your inner child.
Is it just me, or do all the new "Loonatic" characters look like they're drawn to appear insane and/or evil? They probably play too many violent videogames.
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They look like they were zapped here from an alternate universe where that version of yourself is a bad guy, or vice versa. Like Evil Spock and Evil Kirk.
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02-17-2005, 01:16 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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I wasn't happy when Tom and Jerry were given speaking voices...
and I'm not happy about this iteration as well.
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02-17-2005, 05:45 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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gah....no, god damnit, my little bro still watches the classics. I watched the"ÍŠšĐzŕU˘‰‹ZŤŐ2Ôp and loved them. don't mess with them. They look...horrible. how is bugs going to dress in drag now?
where is elmer fudd? dear god, I watched the barbar of seville episode the other day...this is sad
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02-19-2005, 12:04 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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I'll watch the first few episodes if only for evaluation purposes.
I think it's certainly an interesting concept. I mean, the new Teen Titans is pretty solid, but I fear it's going to go the way of the 'new and improved' and re-imagined Batman, which is total and complete crap.
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02-19-2005, 06:13 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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I was just about to post this in General, then I found the thread. I would like to personally punch everybody involved with this cartoon in the face. Here's a link to a preview, to fuel your righteous anger.
http://www.toonamiarsenal.com/misc/l...icsPreview.mov If you're not a fan of 8-bit Theater, you might miss Brian Clevinger's rebuttal to the Loonatics. It's definitely worth linking to. (Will fall off the front page in a few days) Oh, and apparently "Buzz" Bunny was named after a vibrator. |
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04-28-2005, 02:26 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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thanks for the follow up... I read it this morning in the trades and forgot to post it.
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05-05-2005, 08:52 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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no...no... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell are those people thinking? You cannot do that to Bugs Bunny!!!! he's... well... i can't even think of the words!!!
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05-25-2005, 12:04 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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This is nowhere near as bad as what they have done to the original Looney Toons... They have censored swaths of content from them... I was watching the Sherriff of Nott get knighted (arise Sir Loin of Beef! WHAM! over the head with the sceptre)... only he got hit once... cut... and then there he is with several lumps and reeling. It was much funnier when Bugs hit him again and again and again.
This is sort of cutting is found throughout the catalogue of shorts... It always annoys me. This is way less annoying than creating a new series with redesigned characters (and is a better analogy for the Lucas comparison... Han shot first!)
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05-25-2005, 10:59 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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There's an interesting edit in Bugs Bunny vs the tortoise. It's the rematch of Bugs and the tortoise (name escapes me at the moment) and the tortoise convinces Bugs to dress up like a tortoise for aerodynamic reasons. They hint that the mob will get involved in this one. At the end, the mob is helping the tortoise across because he dressed up as a rabbit.
Bugs rips off all of his tortoise gear and berates them. The mob turns to the screen and says, "Now he tells us" and shoots themselves in the head! The ending is usually cut out. I can't really say it was funnier with them shooting themselves. |
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