RenaissanceII

It's a personal taste thing, but what are to you the gigglingest side splittingest laugh-till-your-sides hurt (intentionally) funniest sex scenes that you've ever seen.

my choices:

damn near all of the original "American Pie"
(tho the pie scene did absolutly nothing for me)

i do believe my personal favorite is an old Woody Allen film
(his first i do believe) called "Take the Money and Run"
woody's character and the character's girlfriend are doing it missionary style and woody develops a nasty leg cramp (of course, hiliarity ensued )


Well, i've showed you at least two of mine, show me yours

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Rodney

Actually, I was going to say the sex scene in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex," in which this guy is trying to have sex with a woman in a car and all these little guys are running around in a control room in his brain, brain barking orders and pushing buttons to make things happen.

djflish

I can't think of an intentionally funny sex scene that has made me laught that much.
But the "Jaccuzi Scene" in Showgirls would have anybody in stitches

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Kaos

Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton in Monster's Ball.

mattevil

make me feal guuuud!

kurtisj

Agreed, also with Billy Bob Thornton the almost sex scene in bad santa where the kid interupts them and says by to the chick as mrs. santa's sister.

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ironchefkorea

Bad Santa - Billy Bob in the changing room, railing a fat chick up the ass.

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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life,

with John Cleese instructing his class on "Sex Ed".

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KWSN

HAHAHA YES!!!

I'd say the most funny-disturbing besides that is the one between the cop and "Pinky" in Natural Born Killers... "I'm just kidding!"

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Confederate

I would also have to but in a vote for this one. Even though I never saw it the "gobble gobble" scene from Gigli was supposed to be so bad you couldn't help but laughand then moaned at yourself for laughing.

monkeydriven

Kyle Mclachlen and Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls...so bad it's funny....

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TheJig

The almost sex scene from Muriel's Wedding had me rolling on the floor.

You know... the one with the beanbag chair and the two American sailors.

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frankx

The late great John Ritter in Skin Deep in the scene with the glow in the dark condom was pretty funny.

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Hrothgar

Visitor Q: When the Dad is fucking his dead ex-lover(that he killed).

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heccubusiv

Evil Dead- Where the girl has sex with the tree, Jack Frost-Where the hot girl from American Pie has sex with a snowman that comes out of the bathtub

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BigGov

The scene in American Psycho where Christian Bale is checking himself out in a mirror while he's banging a prostitute is pretty funny too.

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soccerchamp76

Bad Santa

"You won't be able to shit right for a week!!!"

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