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bundy · 02-02-2004, 09:18 PM

The Bride would kick that pretenders ass all the way back to Cocktail.

Zesty · 02-02-2004, 09:23 PM

Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren is what five foot five, Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' would cut his head off with the reach advantage.

Vilkata · 02-02-2004, 09:52 PM

Thurman by far. Cruise is a pansy ass little girly man.

Astrocloud · 02-02-2004, 10:01 PM

There are far more beheadings done by Thurman in her movie than by Cruise in his. You should at least make it a fair fight. Make it against morpheus

Confederate · 02-02-2004, 10:22 PM

My vote goes towards the Highlander

JohnnyRock · 02-03-2004, 07:48 AM

she's tougher and has way more reach than te midget!

shimmy1 · 02-03-2004, 08:15 AM

Going with the Bride on this one. Against morpheus would be tough to call though.

absorbentishe · 02-03-2004, 08:25 AM

She's taller than him, and stronger. She'd kick his pansy ass in a heart beat, but then again, I'd let her kick my ass too!

Confederate · 02-03-2004, 08:31 AM

Plus Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she probably has so much hate pent up she's truly dangerous

illesturban · 02-03-2004, 10:41 AM

my girl Uma all the way. Sure The Last Samurai was a good movie, but the bride would make his ass wish he was the First Samurai, not the last. She'd do some major damage.

Kagh't · 02-03-2004, 11:20 AM

definatly cruise, everyone has to love the white samurai.
failing that, moprheus...

Arc101 · 02-03-2004, 11:43 AM

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Cruise is a pansy ass little girly man.

Damn I was going to say that. Cruise is a total wimp. I think Blade might beat both of them, and anyway Blade has the coolest sword.

djflish · 02-03-2004, 02:19 PM

Fei Lung, The One-Armed Swordsman, would kick all their asses!

Fremen · 02-03-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by djflish
Fei Lung, The One-Armed Swordsman, would kick all their asses!

He and the blind swordsman, Zatoichi.

Mr.Deflok · 02-04-2004, 02:32 AM

Yeah Cruise sucks because he's better looking than me *groan*

Blade would own all the asses mentioned in this thread. Sanjuro could strike your ass down in half a second too.

maximusveritas · 02-04-2004, 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
Yeah Cruise sucks because he's better looking than me *groan*

I think you've tapped into the real motivation behind the anti-Cruise sentiment on this thread so far.

diergray · 02-04-2004, 04:23 AM

What about Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!

moonstrucksoul · 02-04-2004, 01:30 PM

I, regretfully haven't seen either flick, but my presumption would be that Uma would have a height advantage, with longer reach, plus flexibility with out all that heavy armor, so yep , she would behead his ass.

illesturban · 02-04-2004, 01:33 PM

OH MAN I forgot about Blade; Blade would definately wreck shop. It would even be a fair fight! If you start including Blade, it's definately him as the winner.

~springrain · 02-04-2004, 01:39 PM

i can't stand Tom Cruise... and it has nothing to with his looks... are at least i don't want to look like him, that's for sure.

bundy · 02-04-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by diergray
What about Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!

good call... i reckon Li Mu Bai would teach everyone here a lesson... even that phony Blade...

Baldrick · 02-04-2004, 04:17 PM

Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLead. All others are pretenders at best.

There can be only one...

bobson · 02-04-2004, 07:28 PM

i'm gonna call Uma on this one....but she'd soon be wiped out by the ultimate...Predator!

Mr.Deflok · 02-05-2004, 01:10 AM

Dutch from Predator 1 would own everyone here.

streak_56 · 02-05-2004, 03:47 AM

Uma Thermon all the way... Tom Cruise is a B***H

bundy · 02-05-2004, 04:01 AM

Dutch was one heck of a tough guy... but could he take Chuck Norris (as Walker Texas Ranger of course)??

sorry, that was sarcasm - of course he could.

but could Dutch handle a battle with Darth Vader??

clifclav · 02-05-2004, 05:57 AM

Anyone know Japaneese or a translator. I wonder what that wording on his sword says. My Guess:

Nicole K. You can kiss my Risky Business Tightie Whitie Clad Ass.

Kadath · 02-05-2004, 06:49 AM

Legendary hero Jubei wins! That hat alone scores him the big points, plus he can take more damage than Dutch.

lordjeebus · 02-05-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by clifclav
Anyone know Japaneese or a translator. I wonder what that wording on his sword says.

"This sword belongs to one who brings harmony to Old and New." -- something like that.

There's no way he could overcome The Bride and Hattori Hanzo's steel.

Tophat665 · 02-05-2004, 01:50 PM

Tom Cruise is still bound by the laws of physics, being in a historical fiction movie, whereas Uma Thurman has no such handicap in a deliberate exaggeration of every kung fu movie ever made. So, of course, she'd mince him neatly before you can say "wakizashi".

Sion · 02-07-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Tom Cruise is still bound by the laws of physics, being in a historical fiction movie, whereas Uma Thurman has no such handicap in a deliberate exaggeration of every kung fu movie ever made. So, of course, she'd mince him neatly before you can say "wakizashi".

bingo!

ironchefkorea · 02-07-2004, 02:31 PM

The bride would own tommy.

but morpheus would parry with one hand, then draw that 18c and fill her ass with slugs.

omega2K4 · 02-07-2004, 02:49 PM

Darth Vader owns all these fools.

TheClarkster · 02-07-2004, 10:16 PM

How about good ol' William Wallace?
Or is he short too?

notaneel · 02-07-2004, 10:57 PM

Toxic Avenger would mop Tromaville with all other characters mentioned!

HunterDevourer · 02-08-2004, 06:05 AM

Well if this is the direction taken, I would place my money on Musashi Miyamoto!

PorscheBunny · 02-08-2004, 06:15 AM

Ordell Robbie (from Jackie Brown) would kill all these lame asses.

The AK47, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.

BuddyHawks · 02-08-2004, 10:16 AM

Tom Cuise fears no blade.

I still voted for Uma.

mbchills · 02-08-2004, 02:38 PM

rambo would kill all

View Poll Results: Who would win this fight?
Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' - Kill Bill.	56	76.71%
Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren - The Last Samurai	17	23.29%
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02-02-2004, 07:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
End User Insane Location: Sydney, Australia	Who would win this fight?

02-02-2004, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	The Bride would kick that pretenders ass all the way back to Cocktail. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-02-2004, 09:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Vilkata Crazy	Thurman by far. Cruise is a pansy ass little girly man. __________________ LOL KEEKLES

02-02-2004, 10:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	There are far more beheadings done by Thurman in her movie than by Cruise in his. You should at least make it a fair fight. Make it against morpheus Last edited by Astrocloud; 02-02-2004 at 10:03 PM..

02-02-2004, 09:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren is what five foot five, Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' would cut his head off with the reach advantage.

02-02-2004, 10:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	My vote goes towards the Highlander

02-03-2004, 07:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
JohnnyRock Addict Location: Taxachussetts	she's tougher and has way more reach than te midget! __________________ Not only do I not know the answer...I don't even know what the question is!!!

02-03-2004, 08:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
shimmy1 Tilted	Going with the Bride on this one. Against morpheus would be tough to call though.

02-03-2004, 08:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	She's taller than him, and stronger. She'd kick his pansy ass in a heart beat, but then again, I'd let her kick my ass too!

02-03-2004, 08:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	Plus Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she probably has so much hate pent up she's truly dangerous

02-03-2004, 10:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
illesturban Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	my girl Uma all the way. Sure The Last Samurai was a good movie, but the bride would make his ass wish he was the First Samurai, not the last. She'd do some major damage.

02-03-2004, 11:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
Kagh't Banned Location: Good ol' U of K	definatly cruise, everyone has to love the white samurai. failing that, moprheus...

02-03-2004, 02:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
djflish The Mighty Boosh Location: I mostly come out at night, mostly...	Fei Lung, The One-Armed Swordsman, would kick all their asses! __________________ Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity. I know which one I prefer.

02-04-2004, 02:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Yeah Cruise sucks because he's better looking than me groan Blade would own all the asses mentioned in this thread. Sanjuro could strike your ass down in half a second too.

02-04-2004, 04:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
diergray Psycho	What about Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon! __________________ "Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.” ~ James Bryant Conant

02-04-2004, 01:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	I, regretfully haven't seen either flick, but my presumption would be that Uma would have a height advantage, with longer reach, plus flexibility with out all that heavy armor, so yep , she would behead his ass. __________________ no signature required

02-04-2004, 01:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
illesturban Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	OH MAN I forgot about Blade; Blade would definately wreck shop. It would even be a fair fight! If you start including Blade, it's definately him as the winner.

02-04-2004, 01:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	i can't stand Tom Cruise... and it has nothing to with his looks... are at least i don't want to look like him, that's for sure.

02-04-2004, 04:17 PM	#23 (permalink)
Baldrick We are everywhere... Location: Barrie, Ontario	Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLead. All others are pretenders at best. There can be only one... __________________ You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

02-04-2004, 07:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
bobson Upright Location: New Zealand	i'm gonna call Uma on this one....but she'd soon be wiped out by the ultimate...Predator!

02-05-2004, 01:10 AM	#25 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Dutch from Predator 1 would own everyone here.

02-05-2004, 03:47 AM	#26 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Uma Thermon all the way... Tom Cruise is a B***H

02-05-2004, 04:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Dutch was one heck of a tough guy... but could he take Chuck Norris (as Walker Texas Ranger of course)?? sorry, that was sarcasm - of course he could. but could Dutch handle a battle with Darth Vader?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-05-2004, 05:57 AM	#28 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Anyone know Japaneese or a translator. I wonder what that wording on his sword says. My Guess: Nicole K. You can kiss my Risky Business Tightie Whitie Clad Ass. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

02-05-2004, 06:49 AM	#29 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Legendary hero Jubei wins! That hat alone scores him the big points, plus he can take more damage than Dutch. __________________ it's quiet in here

02-05-2004, 01:50 PM	#31 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Tom Cruise is still bound by the laws of physics, being in a historical fiction movie, whereas Uma Thurman has no such handicap in a deliberate exaggeration of every kung fu movie ever made. So, of course, she'd mince him neatly before you can say "wakizashi". __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-07-2004, 02:31 PM	#33 (permalink)
ironchefkorea Insane	The bride would own tommy. but morpheus would parry with one hand, then draw that 18c and fill her ass with slugs. __________________ If it wasn't for microsoft, if we lived in the middle east? Y'all wouldn't have no hands....

02-07-2004, 02:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Darth Vader owns all these fools. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

02-07-2004, 10:16 PM	#35 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	How about good ol' William Wallace? Or is he short too? __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

02-07-2004, 10:57 PM	#36 (permalink)
notaneel Crazy	Toxic Avenger would mop Tromaville with all other characters mentioned! __________________ "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me/But I have a little problem with you not fuckin' me" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

02-08-2004, 06:05 AM	#37 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Well if this is the direction taken, I would place my money on Musashi Miyamoto! __________________ Viva La Muerte

02-08-2004, 06:15 AM	#38 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	Ordell Robbie (from Jackie Brown) would kill all these lame asses. The AK47, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes. __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

02-08-2004, 10:16 AM	#39 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	Tom Cuise fears no blade. I still voted for Uma. __________________ Watch More TV

02-08-2004, 02:38 PM	#40 (permalink)
mbchills Insane Location: NJ	rambo would kill all __________________ rawr.