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losthellhound · 02-15-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lordjeebus
"This sword belongs to one who brings harmony to Old and New." -- something like that.

There's no way he could overcome The Bride and Hattori Hanzo's steel.

Thats not the sword from the movie.. The sword from the movie had different characters on it

Panopticon · 02-15-2004, 07:52 PM

Tom Cruise would win because he kicks ass.

He is a weirdo, but he kicks ass.

On top of that, Samurais are cooler than wanna-be Bruce Lees. Now, if we are talking Bruce Lee vs Tom Cruise, then Bruce would easily win even without a sword.

bundy · 02-17-2004, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panopticon
Tom Cruise would win because he kicks ass.

He is a weirdo, but he kicks ass.

On top of that, Samurais are cooler than wanna-be Bruce Lees. Now, if we are talking Bruce Lee vs Tom Cruise, then Bruce would easily win even without a sword.

i would have to disagree.
even Astrocloud doing a Bruce Lee tribute in his garage, dressed in some weird yellow spandex jumpsuit could kick the girly little man's (sorry, i mean fake-urai) backside.

SabrinaFair · 02-17-2004, 11:06 PM

The Bride, no contest...
Don't mess with a mama...it ain't gonna be pretty, especially when you take her young. It's a primal thing.

Plus, she has a good six inches of height on him....I really think she could just jump over him or something.

charlesesl · 02-18-2004, 10:01 AM

morpheus, anyone who doesnt vote for him or the guy in cruching tiger hidder dragon is a racist.

H12 · 02-18-2004, 06:04 PM

I voted for Uma, but I think it goes without saying that the Black Knight from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" is much more kick-ass than both of them. I mean, come on...he gets his friggin' arm cut off, and he claims it's just a flesh wound! Neither Tom or Uma could do that, I bet.

wordssmith22 · 02-18-2004, 06:48 PM

the bride kicks more ass than tom cuise can ever hope to.

that being said, ken watanabe owns them both.

but for the record, i, personally, would take down all three. at once. and yes, that is a challenge

filtherton · 02-18-2004, 08:01 PM

Jet li could take them both with just a belt.
Hello?!? Fist of legend?!??

bacon_masta · 02-19-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HunterDevourer
Well if this is the direction taken, I would place my money on Musashi Miyamoto!

with you all the way, hunter. shoutout to musashi for the book of five rings

paddyjoe · 02-20-2004, 04:53 AM

In my opinion, the real winner would be the viewers.

Date the Banana · 02-24-2004, 09:03 PM

Solid Snake.
Definately solid snake.

checks post- wait, gotta have swords? Li Mu Bai.

matteo101 · 02-25-2004, 07:31 PM

Uma, is where its at...she'd take him, but what about Robin Williams in Hook..eh eh

View Poll Results: Who would win this fight?
Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' - Kill Bill.	56	76.71%
Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren - The Last Samurai	17	23.29%
Voters: 73. You may not vote on this poll

02-15-2004, 07:52 PM	#42 (permalink)
Panopticon Psycho	Tom Cruise would win because he kicks ass. He is a weirdo, but he kicks ass. On top of that, Samurais are cooler than wanna-be Bruce Lees. Now, if we are talking Bruce Lee vs Tom Cruise, then Bruce would easily win even without a sword. __________________ .:Panopticon:.

02-17-2004, 11:06 PM	#44 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	The Bride, no contest... Don't mess with a mama...it ain't gonna be pretty, especially when you take her young. It's a primal thing. Plus, she has a good six inches of height on him....I really think she could just jump over him or something. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

02-18-2004, 10:01 AM	#45 (permalink)
charlesesl Psycho	morpheus, anyone who doesnt vote for him or the guy in cruching tiger hidder dragon is a racist. __________________ It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. Dr. Viktor E. Frankl

02-18-2004, 06:04 PM	#46 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	I voted for Uma, but I think it goes without saying that the Black Knight from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" is much more kick-ass than both of them. I mean, come on...he gets his friggin' arm cut off, and he claims it's just a flesh wound! Neither Tom or Uma could do that, I bet. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

02-18-2004, 06:48 PM	#47 (permalink)
wordssmith22 Crazy	the bride kicks more ass than tom cuise can ever hope to. that being said, ken watanabe owns them both. but for the record, i, personally, would take down all three. at once. and yes, that is a challenge

02-18-2004, 08:01 PM	#48 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Jet li could take them both with just a belt. Hello?!? Fist of legend?!??

02-20-2004, 04:53 AM	#50 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	In my opinion, the real winner would be the viewers.

02-24-2004, 09:03 PM	#51 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	Solid Snake. Definately solid snake. checks post- wait, gotta have swords? Li Mu Bai. __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

02-25-2004, 07:31 PM	#52 (permalink)
matteo101 In transition Location: north, no south abit, over to the right, getting warmer...there!	Uma, is where its at...she'd take him, but what about Robin Williams in Hook..eh eh