01-31-2004, 07:33 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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League of Male Celebrity Sick F**ks
I have this category of male actors that play those “off” parts that seem to have that certain quality about them that places them in the sick f**ck group. These men have that creepy quality that separates them from your standard villains, mentally unstable individuals, and similar groups. They’re not huge and tough bad asses, they just have that creepy way about them that makes you wonder what diabolical thoughts they have going through their heads. The kind of guys you would feel totally uncomfortable walking behind you at night. All seem to have made a name for themselves because of this certain way about them. Taking nothing away from their abilities as actors; because all are. They are the League of Male Celebrity Sick F**ks.
Ones that come to mind are Rutger Hauer John Malkovich Malcolm Mcdowell Gary Oldman Christopher Walken Who’s missing from this picture?
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01-31-2004, 08:34 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Gary Oldman is such a good actor...(drools in jealousy)
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01-31-2004, 08:50 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Walken is the scarriest guy ever. If he told me he was going to kill me, and then started dancing(and dancing well, as he is damn good at it) I think i would just have a heart attack and die. Hes so riviting its insane. Definatly a favorite actor of mine.
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01-31-2004, 10:13 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Samuel L. Jackson. Such a great angry-ass sort-of-wacko in so many films. And Woody Harrelson just for Natural Born Killers, that was one of the perfect wacko parts. Kevin Spacey has been given the wacko treatment numerous times as well. Robin Williams lately too.
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01-31-2004, 11:43 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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02-01-2004, 12:36 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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WILLEM DAFOE, I've dubbed him the monkey-boy. Honestly though, who else could play Jesus, the Green Goblin, Nosferatu and a pathetic villain in Speed 2?
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02-01-2004, 02:15 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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So many of the above but dont forget Dennis Hopper. You know the bad guy in the good Speed and about a gazillion other movies. Plus cant forget when his appearance on 24.
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02-01-2004, 10:41 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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a lot of the name that are being suggested are actors who have done only one or two films that fit the definition. whereas the League of Extraordinary Sick-Fucks is for those who have made a career of playing these types. so, of all the nominees so far, those with a fighting chance of making the LESF are:
Buscemi Dafoe Hopper some of the others Dern, Glover, Spacey, are marginal candidates. the rest of the names are not even close. for that remaining slot, I think you have to go with Willem Dafoe. Hopper just doesnt seem dangerous enough to me, and Buscemi hasnt got quite enough nutjbobs on his resume yet.
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02-01-2004, 10:47 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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02-01-2004, 11:42 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
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02-01-2004, 11:54 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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A friend of mine just reminded me about a character out of one of my favorite movies The Shawshank Redemption. The actor was Bill Bollenger. I dont remember seeing this guy in any of the other movies he's been in because usually the part is small and the characters not very memorable. Shawshank was an exception though; he played one of the creepiest freaks I've seen, so creepy that I felt earned him a place in the league. He played the part of Elmo Blatch. If you dont know who that is; it's worth watching.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PQAAADsSSS!ndg!jogtIOKjBFPYqpQIsEWWCEfAuntyQuPpl2nfbo*IMx6ZP1UDmErPt1Fnq4*!JV7fCdiqvsRYOETe5ixiB/_elmo.jpg?dc=4675458104115556089[/IMG] BLATCH- "...I got me this job one time bussin' tables at a country club. So I could case all the big rich pricks that come in. I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and the tasty bitch he was with. (starts laughing) That's the best part! She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. He's the one they pinned it on! They got him down-Maine somewhere doin' time for the crime! Ain't that choice?"
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02-02-2004, 07:19 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Kevin Spacey was the first one I thought of when I saw the post. No one's mentioned Ving Rhames yet...then again, I haven't seen most of his films, so maybe he's just psycho in the movies I've seen...
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02-02-2004, 07:29 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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Walken is my all time favorite, but after seeing Butterfly Effect I think Eric Stoltz is well on his way to joining this list
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02-02-2004, 11:29 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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It's true one well performed nutjob does not a sick f**k make, but Spacey's John Doe in Se7en is as chilling as they get. Even Hopkin's Lecter is only in the ballpark of that grade of twisted evil (although exquisitely well played).
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02-02-2004, 03:54 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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I have to go with Rutger Hauer as top of the list. Just the way he can play such a "matter of fact" evil is chilling, like there was nothing else in the world that that character could have been. Both Blade Runner and the Hitcher bring that to mind. Unfortunately he got old, fat, and lame far too early. Walken would be a close second. The most recent actor who has this quality, even though he is getting more mainstream now, is Vincent D'Nofrio. I watch him on Law & Order, and I just can't seperate him from Private Pile or the killer from The Cell. Not to mention The Salton Sea, Men in Black, etc..
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02-02-2004, 04:17 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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However i'd have to say that the MOST recent at the psycho-ish roles would have to be Robin Williams, in his recent parts such as Death to Smoochy, Insomnia, and One Hour Photo. Quite disturbing performances in those (but hilarious at the same time in Death to Smoochy)
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02-02-2004, 06:49 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Gary Oldman is the best, any body who can go from playng Sid Vicious, to Beethoven, to Dracula, and every other character he has played. ' Romeo is Bleeding' is one of his best flicks
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02-07-2004, 02:57 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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Kevin Spacey as John Doe in Se7en.
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02-07-2004, 02:59 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
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it's true though, he could be sick if given the opportunity.
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02-07-2004, 05:03 PM | #38 (permalink) | |
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Finally, Jim Siedow (the cook) from the original Texas Chainsaw Masssacre.... damn creepy, and he's a cannibal Jim Siedow Last edited by Sleepyjack; 02-08-2004 at 07:02 AM.. |
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