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Old 04-23-2004, 04:42 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2004, 12:00 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Marilyn Monroe
Scarlett Johansson
Garth's mom (she's a babe)
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Old 05-26-2004, 01:02 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Nicole Kidman
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Old 05-26-2004, 01:07 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Only 3? I have hundreds.


1) Sandra Bullock
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Alyson Hannigan
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:55 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Betty White
Rue McClanahan


...what? Don't act like you've never thought about gettin' tender with the Golden Girls.. especially the slutty one.
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:00 AM   #206 (permalink)
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.

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Old 05-27-2004, 05:57 AM   #207 (permalink)
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1. Keira Knightley
2. Catherine McCormack
3. Charlize Theron

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Old 05-27-2004, 06:01 AM   #208 (permalink)
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:35 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Only 3? I have hundreds.
Me too...only 3? lol

1. Nicole Kidman
2. Catherine Bell
3. Holly Marie Coombs (one of the chicks from Charmed)
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:09 AM   #210 (permalink)
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1. Stacy Kiebler
2. Katie Holmes
3. Jessica Alba
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Old 05-29-2004, 03:49 PM   #211 (permalink)
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1) Bruce Campbell
2) Phil Gordon
3) Billy Boyd

Runner ups:

4) Robert Picardo
5) Christopher Walken
6) Scott Cohen (from 10th Kingdom)
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:53 PM   #212 (permalink)
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You know...just been watching an Angelina Jolie movie and I've got to say, I think I'm going to have to add her to my list.
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:28 AM   #213 (permalink)
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1.Gigi Edgley in her Chiana makeup.

2.Gigi Edgley without makeup.

3.Helena Bonham Carter...wait...Famke Jansesn....can't decide...
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:37 AM   #214 (permalink)
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Bea Arthur
Betty White
Rue McClanahan


...what? Don't act like you've never thought about gettin' tender with the Golden Girls.. especially the slutty one.
Who doesn't? I've had the video for years now.

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Old 05-30-2004, 04:28 PM   #215 (permalink)
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2. Eliza Dushku
3. Heather Graham

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Old 05-30-2004, 05:25 PM   #216 (permalink)
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2) Avril Lavigne
3) Jennifer Garner
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:37 PM   #217 (permalink)
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Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
I'm not sure why, but that made me laugh pretty good.

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Old 05-31-2004, 01:30 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:56 PM   #219 (permalink)
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Natalie Portman
The babe off Pirates of the Carrabien
Olsen Twins
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Old 06-14-2004, 05:01 AM   #220 (permalink)
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Can I put a vote in for the chick from Black Eyed Peas? She's hot as hell in those NBA Playoffs commercials
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Old 06-14-2004, 05:34 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Mary Kate
Ashley
them both at the same time...

They are legal now.
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Old 06-14-2004, 03:00 PM   #222 (permalink)
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1. Neve Campbell
2. Natalie Maines
3. Tara Reid
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Old 06-14-2004, 03:24 PM   #223 (permalink)
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Originally posted by BigBlueWrecking
I would have to go with....

Jennifer Garner
Jamie Pressly
Tara Reid

I changed my mind about 1000000000000 times.

Runners up would be:

Cameron Diaz
Kirsten Dunst
Amy Smart
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Britney
Alyssa Milano
Alicia Silverstone
Shannon Elizabeth
Jennifer Lopez
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Peet
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Mandy Moore

I could go on forever.....

yay! we're on the same boat.
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:19 PM   #224 (permalink)
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okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:

britney spears - 22 votes
jessica alba - 21 votes
angelina jolie - 20 votes
eliza dushku - 19 votes
jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes
jennifer connelly - 15 votes
tara reid - 13 votes
jennifer garner - 13 votes
christina aguilera - 13 votes
olsen twins - 12 votes
natalie portman - 12 votes
alyson hannigan - 11 votes
nicole kidman - 10 votes
katie holmes - 9 votes
jennifer anniston - 9 votes
keira knightley - 9 votes
kate beckinsale - 9 votes
scarlett johansson - 7 votes
sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes
elisha cuthbert - 7 votes
christina ricci - 7 votes
catherine zeta jones - 7 votes
ashley judd - 7 votes
alyssa milano - 7 votes
selma hayek - 6 votes
carmen electra - 6 votes
monica belluci - 5 votes
lucy liu - 5 votes
liv tyler - 5 votes
jessica biel - 5 votes


oh, by the way... here's my top three:
- keira knightley
- kate beckinsale
- ali larter
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Old 06-14-2004, 07:25 PM   #225 (permalink)
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
oh my.
thats one heck of a story.
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:20 AM   #226 (permalink)
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okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:

britney spears - 22 votes
jessica alba - 21 votes
angelina jolie - 20 votes
eliza dushku - 19 votes
jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes
jennifer connelly - 15 votes
tara reid - 13 votes
jennifer garner - 13 votes
christina aguilera - 13 votes
olsen twins - 12 votes
natalie portman - 12 votes
alyson hannigan - 11 votes
nicole kidman - 10 votes
katie holmes - 9 votes
jennifer anniston - 9 votes
keira knightley - 9 votes
kate beckinsale - 9 votes
scarlett johansson - 7 votes
sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes
elisha cuthbert - 7 votes
christina ricci - 7 votes
catherine zeta jones - 7 votes
ashley judd - 7 votes
alyssa milano - 7 votes
selma hayek - 6 votes
carmen electra - 6 votes
monica belluci - 5 votes
lucy liu - 5 votes
liv tyler - 5 votes
jessica biel - 5 votes


oh, by the way... here's my top three:
- keira knightley
- kate beckinsale
- ali larter
Thanks!

Can't believe Britney is #1...oh well, to each his own...
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:37 AM   #227 (permalink)
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okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for.
Hold the phone! Alyson Hannigan gets 11 votes...to Christina Aguilera's 13?!? *shakes head* oh well, at least she got 4 more votes than Sarah Michelle.
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Old 06-15-2004, 09:13 AM   #228 (permalink)
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Maureen O'Sullivan
Mira Sorvino
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:48 AM   #229 (permalink)
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Britney?


Someone tell her to get nekkid and get it over with. Then we can be rid of her. *crosses fingers*
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Old 06-16-2004, 02:01 AM   #230 (permalink)
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hrmm i cant think of three
David Beckham
I cant think of any guy hotter
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #231 (permalink)
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1. Mira Sorvino
2. Natalie Portman (anal. I want her in a submissive and humiliating position)
3. Jessica Alba
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:55 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Originally posted by dirtyrascal7
okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:

britney spears - 22 votes
jessica alba - 21 votes
angelina jolie - 20 votes
eliza dushku - 19 votes
jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes
jennifer connelly - 15 votes
tara reid - 13 votes
jennifer garner - 13 votes
christina aguilera - 13 votes
olsen twins - 12 votes
natalie portman - 12 votes
alyson hannigan - 11 votes
nicole kidman - 10 votes
katie holmes - 9 votes
jennifer anniston - 9 votes
keira knightley - 9 votes
kate beckinsale - 9 votes
scarlett johansson - 7 votes
sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes
elisha cuthbert - 7 votes
christina ricci - 7 votes
catherine zeta jones - 7 votes
ashley judd - 7 votes
alyssa milano - 7 votes
selma hayek - 6 votes
carmen electra - 6 votes
monica belluci - 5 votes
lucy liu - 5 votes
liv tyler - 5 votes
jessica biel - 5 votes


oh, by the way... here's my top three:
- keira knightley
- kate beckinsale
- ali larter

You forgot Charlize Theron laying on the floor unconscious with a shattered pelvis!

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Old 06-17-2004, 10:39 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Can I add Famke Janssen to my list?

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Old 07-26-2004, 07:24 PM   #234 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2004, 11:44 PM   #235 (permalink)
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another for jessica alba
Jennifer Aniston
ill throw in a porn star- Aurora Snow
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Old 07-27-2004, 12:14 AM   #236 (permalink)
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Keira Knightley
Mandy Moore
Kate Beckinsale
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:09 AM   #237 (permalink)
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1 - Jessica Alba
2 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
3 - Keira Knightley
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:57 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Christina Ricci
Katie Holmes
Clare Danes
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Old 08-08-2004, 05:51 PM   #239 (permalink)
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1. Edward Norton
2. Christian Bale
3. Heath Ledger
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Old 08-08-2004, 06:01 PM   #240 (permalink)
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Angelia Jolie....over and over and again.......and again......etc etc
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