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illesturban · 03-10-2004, 01:23 AM

^lmfaoooooooooo @ "hole-covered power ranger suit from goodwill." hahahaha good one.

Evil Milkman · 03-10-2004, 05:05 PM

Sex sells. I'm not surprised.

Seer666 · 03-28-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JimmyTheHutt
I agree with the fact that there is no way in hell Halle Berry should be playing this part. I'm not sure that Famke Jannsen has the right look down. She's hot and all, but its a different kind of hot from Selina Kyle. I vote for Eliza Dushku.

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

Well, with the way that costume looks, I say fuck the name, fuck the plot, just get Jenna stuffed in a leather g-string with a cat mask and make it a hard core porno. At least it would be worth seeing that way. Well, at least it isn't as bad as freakin "Neo" as Hellblazer. Who ever casted and wrote that fucking thing needs to have there balls shot off.

FaderMonkey · 05-06-2004, 08:19 AM

The teaser for Catwoman is out. I still think I'll be skipping this one...even when it's on video:

http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/c.../trailer_a.mov

bltzkriegmcanon · 07-15-2004, 11:03 AM

I'm gonna bump this thread back to the top since the movie is now really, really close to release. I think the opinion that this movie is gonna be a knuckle-draggingly stupid and mentally challenging affair has been run into the ground, but I gotta say this: every role that I've ever seen Halle Berry in has been 2 things - 1) hot. She's fucking hot. No getting around it. 2) Every movie she's in has a line that makes me cringe and grind my teeth at. It holds true for just about every movie she's been in. Swordfish - "I'm not here to suck your dick, Stan." WHY? That's fucking terrible! X-Men - "You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." FUCK. Tomorrow Never Dies - "Yo mama!" Christ. That's great. Catwoman - "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww." DAMMIT. Is it just me, or do script writers give her the WORST.LINES.EVER? It must be that, or maybe it's just the way she delivers them. I'm sure that a movie that stars Halle Berry as the main actress like a comic book movie will be chock-full of quotable quotes, but none shall be able to exceed the measure of suck that this movie will achieve.

Mr.Deflok · 07-15-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by bltzkriegmcanon
I'm gonna bump this thread back to the top since the movie is now really, really close to release. I think the opinion that this movie is gonna be a knuckle-draggingly stupid and mentally challenging affair has been run into the ground, but I gotta say this: every role that I've ever seen Halle Berry in has been 2 things - 1) hot. She's fucking hot. No getting around it. 2) Every movie she's in has a line that makes me cringe and grind my teeth at. It holds true for just about every movie she's been in. Swordfish - "I'm not here to suck your dick, Stan." WHY? That's fucking terrible! X-Men - "You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." FUCK. Tomorrow Never Dies - "Yo mama!" Christ. That's great. Catwoman - "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww." DAMMIT. Is it just me, or do script writers give her the WORST.LINES.EVER? It must be that, or maybe it's just the way she delivers them. I'm sure that a movie that stars Halle Berry as the main actress like a comic book movie will be chock-full of quotable quotes, but none shall be able to exceed the measure of suck that this movie will achieve.

DUDE! You forgot the greatest one ever:
"You know what happens to a Toad when it's struck by lightning *dramatic pause* Same thing as everything else."

Great film, especially the sequel but shi'-damn! That's a horrible line!

bltzkriegmcanon · 07-15-2004, 04:14 PM

What a damn minute Mr. D! I didn't forget that one. Read my post a little closer. It's in there. It's right next to the all caps FUCK.

Mr.Deflok · 07-15-2004, 05:29 PM

Ah there we go, all is forgiven!

hmmm wonder what the edit was for... can't remember typing anything else...

07-15-2004, 11:03 AM	#45 (permalink)
bltzkriegmcanon Holy Knight of The Alliance Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth	I'm gonna bump this thread back to the top since the movie is now really, really close to release. I think the opinion that this movie is gonna be a knuckle-draggingly stupid and mentally challenging affair has been run into the ground, but I gotta say this: every role that I've ever seen Halle Berry in has been 2 things - 1) hot. She's fucking hot. No getting around it. 2) Every movie she's in has a line that makes me cringe and grind my teeth at. It holds true for just about every movie she's been in. Swordfish - "I'm not here to suck your dick, Stan." WHY? That's fucking terrible! X-Men - "You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." FUCK. Tomorrow Never Dies - "Yo mama!" Christ. That's great. Catwoman - "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww." DAMMIT. Is it just me, or do script writers give her the WORST.LINES.EVER? It must be that, or maybe it's just the way she delivers them. I'm sure that a movie that stars Halle Berry as the main actress like a comic book movie will be chock-full of quotable quotes, but none shall be able to exceed the measure of suck that this movie will achieve. __________________ What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 Last edited by Halx; 07-15-2004 at 04:30 PM..

07-15-2004, 04:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
bltzkriegmcanon Holy Knight of The Alliance Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth	What a damn minute Mr. D! I didn't forget that one. Read my post a little closer. It's in there. It's right next to the all caps FUCK. __________________ What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

03-10-2004, 01:23 AM	#41 (permalink)
illesturban Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	^lmfaoooooooooo @ "hole-covered power ranger suit from goodwill." hahahaha good one.

03-10-2004, 05:05 PM	#42 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Sex sells. I'm not surprised.

05-06-2004, 08:19 AM	#44 (permalink)
FaderMonkey Psycho Location: Orlando, FL	The teaser for Catwoman is out. I still think I'll be skipping this one...even when it's on video: http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/c.../trailer_a.mov

07-15-2004, 05:29 PM	#48 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Ah there we go, all is forgiven! hmmm wonder what the edit was for... can't remember typing anything else...