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08-17-2003, 10:07 PM
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Upright
Location: San Francisco
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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool." - Almost Famous
and, of course: “To krosk your enemies, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentations of der vomen” -- Conan the Barbarian |
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08-20-2003, 12:47 PM
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Insane
Location: About 70 pixals above this...
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The most romantic line in the evil dead trilogy:
"Gimme some sugar, baby!" —Ash, Army of Darkness "what do you do?" "oh, contract killing" "how are the benefits?" —Gross Point Blank "REMEMBER! even tho it may not be written down : I AM AN ASS!" —Dogberry, Much ado about nothing |
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08-21-2003, 02:24 AM
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Insane
Location: [insert witty play on location field here]
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." Fight Club for those poor souls unaware  |
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08-21-2003, 04:49 AM
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Crazy
Location: Reading, UK
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"If pictures have anything to say, it's this: I was here, I existed. I was young and happy and someone cared enough about me to take my picture." - One Hour Photo
"There is no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do, and things you don't do." - Unfaithful |
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08-21-2003, 01:34 PM
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Insane
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"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" Michael
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire." Milton Office Space babey |
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08-21-2003, 03:35 PM
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Insane
Location: NJ
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"We're sort of like 7-11; we're not always doing buisness, but we're aaaaalways open."
-Boondock Saints "Trininty: So is that good for us, or bad for us? Neo: Well, the entire building is wired with explosives. Trinity: Bad for us." -Matrix: Reloaded "And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath decended from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patri et filli spiritus sancti." -Boondock Saints "They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." -Eric Draven, "The Crow"
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08-21-2003, 11:12 PM
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bad craziness
Location: Guelph, Ontario
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"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepair to die."
--Inigo from The Princess Bride I just love the scene when he finally meets the 6 fingered man.
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08-22-2003, 02:32 PM
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Banned
Location: Orange County, California
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Pulp Fiction
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark. Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: How many? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed. |
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08-23-2003, 11:41 PM
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Banned
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"maybe me and lunchbox are out one night mackin some chick and shit and shes like 'Ohhhhhhhh I wanna suck yous guys dicks off, what are your names?'
and we're like jay and silent bob.. rekanize and shes like 'Ohh.. i read on the internet that yous guys are a couple of little fucking jerkoffs' and then she goes and sucks two other guys dicks off instead. well fuck that!" can you guess? |
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08-24-2003, 02:20 AM
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Crazy
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit. Joe Cabot: And you are Mr. Pink. Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe Cabot: 'Cause you're a faggot, ok? Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple? Joe Cabot: No, you can't be Mr. Purple. Mr. Pink: Why not? Joe Cabot: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple! Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Oh yeah, that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink. [Mr. Pink comes and sees that Mr. Orange has been shot in the stomach.] Mr. Pink: Is it bad? Mr. White: As opposed to good? Joe Cabot: All right ramblers, let's get rambling! Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him.... or they don't. |
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09-14-2003, 07:41 PM
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Upright
Location: California
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Star Wars-
"do or do not, there is no try" "i'm out of it for a couple of days and everybody gets delusions of grandeur!" "i like solo where he is" "what an incredible smell you've discovered!" "let the wookie win!" "you don't need his identification" "always thinking with your stomach!!" "he's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.." "fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" (luke): "i'm not afraid." (yoda): "you will be.. you will be..." "and i thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE" "a civilized weapon, from a more civilized age" "hoooh-per" (as spoken by Darth Vader...) Willow- "gentlemen, meet lug" "i stole the baby!!" "help! there's a peck here with an acorn and he's pointing it at me!!" "i hate that woman!! she kicked me in the face!!! ... don't i??" "the bones say nothing.." The Princess Bride- "that's inconceivable" "you are the brute squad" "you rush a miracle you get a rotten miracle" "i shouldn't like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.." "possible, pig!" "there isn't much money in the revenge buisiness" "and you! friendless, hopeless, helpless, brainless!!... unemployed... in Greenland!!!" Sgt. Bilko "oh thank you sir, i'm stunned! just as a formality, i've put that in writing... sign here.... and here... and here.... i'll just notorize that... and i'll waive the usual ten dollar fee..." (Sgt.):"you mean a cover up??" (Col.): "no... is there anything to cover up??" (Sgt.): "no..." (Col.): "then just do whatever it is you do to make these things go away" "now let's do the holding-the-rifle-by-the-bottom thing!" "we have rules! rules and regulations!!" "i'm paralyzed.. from the hair down.." "that's horseshit sir." and many mooore........... bwahaaaa.. it never ends!!! :-D |
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09-15-2003, 11:10 AM
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I and I
Location: Stillwater, OK
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A scene from "Annie Hall":
ROB: Imagine my surprise when I got your call, Max. ALVY: Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing. ROB: Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities? |
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09-15-2003, 11:22 AM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Quote:
There's also another telling line in Woody Allen's "Love and Death," where the old prophet tells him about the secret of life. He says it's "blonde, 12-year old girls. Two of them whenever possible." Woody........
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09-15-2003, 12:03 PM
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Knight of the Old Republic
Location: Winston-Salem, NC
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Quote:
-Lasereth
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"A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert |
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09-15-2003, 03:04 PM
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Upright
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ok, the only redeeming scene in Cadyshack II is a line by Randy Quad that goes something like this:
I dont know where you went to law school, but heres how I do things, first I find out where you live then I beat down you dorr with a fucking baseball bat then I make a fire out of the chipendale and take that golden retreiver and roast it and eat it and then I grab you by your brooks brothers pajamas and take that BMW of yours and shove it up your tight ass! Now what do you think of that! |
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09-17-2003, 10:03 AM
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Stereophonic
Location: Chitown!!
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Quote:
From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: Lady: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Steve Martin: Yes. Lady: Well, How may I help you? Steve: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give a fucking automobile. A fucking Buick, a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota . . four fucking wheels and a seat! Lady: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Steve: And I don't really care for the way your fucking company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk across a fucking highway and across a fucking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now. Lady: May I see your rental agreement? Steve: I threw it away. Lady: Oh boy. Steve: OH BOY WHAT... Lady: YOU'RE FUCKED!
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09-17-2003, 01:25 PM
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Gentlemen Farmer
Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey
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"Some birds feathers are just too beautiful to keep caged up..."
and "I'm gonna need a good man to help me with my current project..." Both from the Shawshank Redemption "Hey Nebraska, that thing with you and those cows... I wanna party with you man!" and "My name is Francis Sawyer...BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME PSYCHO, If you call me Francis...I'LL KILL YA...." Both from STRIPES. -bear
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09-21-2003, 02:07 AM
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Addict
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"Im looking for a man called bucho" )Desperado)
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. Now who the fuck can he get away from?" (Snatch) Fozzy "I hope Im funny. I wont be able to live with myself otherwise" Professor Honeydew "Well you will have to get another apartment then wont you?" (Muppet Movie) "I'll fight you on one condition. You lower your nipples" (Hercules returns) "Body heals, chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever" (the replacements) "Birds are the disciples of capitalism. Fish are the disciples of communism. Two opposing forces. Get the point?" (Dragons Forever) "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" (Donnie Darko) "Is this a white cunt joke which black cunts dont get coz Im not laughing Nicholas" (Lock, stock and two smoking barrels) "I fuckin hate pikies!" (Snatch) "Give me some suger baby" (Armys of darkness) "Freeeeeeeedooooom" (Braveheart) I have heaps more but I cant remember them now. More to come at a later time |
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09-26-2003, 07:41 PM
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Go Cardinals
Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati
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Shawshank:
Guard: What's your malfunction you fat fuckin' barrel of monkey-spunk? Prisoner: PLEASE! THIS AIN'T RIGHT! I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! NOT ME! Guard: I ain't gonna count to three! Not even to one! Now shut the fuck up 'fore I sing you a lullabye |
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11-09-2003, 12:06 AM
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Loser
Location: In solitude
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"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career Chose a family. Choose a fuckin big television. Chose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Chosse sititng on a couch watching mind- numbing, spirit- crushing game shows stuffing fuckin junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last ina miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life.......But why would i want to do a thing like that?"-Trainspotting
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