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Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart sex tape: Just videotaped nakedtime! -

You and your wife, Rebecca Gayheart, got stoned out of your skulls with former Miss Teen USA Kari Anne Peniche. Some one gets out the video camera; eventually all three of you are naked, and the girls are spending quality time in the hot tub. You mean to tell me this scenario didn't end up with the bump and grind? I ain't buying it.

Wow, what a bunch of losers.

Wow, I love celebrity gossip!!! I can live vicariously through these people while I sit on my couch and eat potato chips all day!

^^ lol

I like sex tapes. They make me feel better about myself.