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toreyray · 08-06-2008, 01:43 PM

Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es."

webcastr.com - Paris Hilton Has the Last Word on McCain Ad

mrklixx · 08-06-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by toreyray

Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es."

Is there a word filter here now???

Anyway, it's a pretty funny clip. But just like all politicians, she lies....pretending like she can read.

Tully Mars · 08-06-2008, 02:46 PM

Sadly her energy plan may make more sense the either of the other actual candidates.

Redjake · 08-06-2008, 02:55 PM

This makes me like Paris Hilton now. This is great.

Atreides88 · 08-06-2008, 04:05 PM

I agree with Tully, her energy plan actually makes sense. Depending on where she stands on other issues, she might have a votable campaign platform. What a said commentary on the state of American politics.

thespian86 · 08-06-2008, 06:12 PM

hahaha that was excellent.

Willravel · 08-06-2008, 06:30 PM

I'm hoping Britney Spears will step forward with an even better energy plan.

Church · 08-06-2008, 06:56 PM

Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?

Willravel · 08-06-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Church

Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?

No, actually she's running.

mixedmedia · 08-06-2008, 07:14 PM

I like her shoes.

I just might write her in.

Atreides88 · 08-06-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Church

Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?

Yes, but even satire can contain some truth.

mrklixx · 08-06-2008, 08:05 PM

At least her opponents won't be to dig up any shocking dirt about her that nobody knows about.

sadistikdreams · 08-06-2008, 10:47 PM

Rihanna for VP?

I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris.

Charlatan · 08-07-2008, 02:35 AM

She has my vote... and I can't even vote.

PonyPotato · 08-07-2008, 03:25 AM

Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements.

ASU2003 · 08-07-2008, 03:46 AM

Way to go Paris. This is exactly the response she should have put out there. And she has a great energy policy too.

roachboy · 08-07-2008, 03:47 AM

that clip is hilarious.
hooray for paris.

mrklixx · 08-07-2008, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sadistikdreams

Rihanna for VP?

I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris.

Great idea for a slogan too!

"Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot"

Tully Mars · 08-07-2008, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mrklixx

Great idea for a slogan too!

"Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot"

Or...

"Cum November 4th, get into Paris' slot"
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Originally Posted by merleniau

Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements.

Maybe they can make an amendment allowing Arnold and her to run on a split ticket?

simulacrality · 08-11-2008, 12:08 AM

Would the US be so bad if she was? Lets think about that for a while shall we . . . . m m m perhaps not.

08-06-2008, 01:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
toreyray Upright Location: Hollywooodddd	Paris Hilton is running for president Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es." webcastr.com - Paris Hilton Has the Last Word on McCain Ad

08-06-2008, 02:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Sadly her energy plan may make more sense the either of the other actual candidates. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

08-06-2008, 02:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	This makes me like Paris Hilton now. This is great. __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

08-06-2008, 04:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Atreides88 Insane Location: The South.	I agree with Tully, her energy plan actually makes sense. Depending on where she stands on other issues, she might have a votable campaign platform. What a said commentary on the state of American politics. __________________ "There is no need to suppose that human beings differ very much one from another: but it is true that the ones who come out on top are the ones who have been trained in the hardest school." -- Thucydides

08-06-2008, 06:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	hahaha that was excellent. __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

08-06-2008, 06:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I'm hoping Britney Spears will step forward with an even better energy plan.

08-06-2008, 06:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right? __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

08-06-2008, 07:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	I like her shoes. I just might write her in. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-06-2008, 08:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
mrklixx President Rick Location: location location	At least her opponents won't be to dig up any shocking dirt about her that nobody knows about. __________________ This post is content. If you don't like it then you are not content. Or perhaps just incontinent. This is not a link - Do not click here I hate animated avatars.

08-06-2008, 10:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Rihanna for VP? I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-07-2008, 02:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	She has my vote... and I can't even vote. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-07-2008, 03:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
PonyPotato Soaring Location: Ohio!	Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements. __________________ "Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark." — Henri-Frédéric Amiel

08-07-2008, 03:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	Way to go Paris. This is exactly the response she should have put out there. And she has a great energy policy too.

08-07-2008, 03:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
roachboy Super Moderator Location: essex ma	that clip is hilarious. hooray for paris. __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

08-11-2008, 12:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
simulacrality Upright	Would the US be so bad if she was? Lets think about that for a while shall we . . . . m m m perhaps not.