08-06-2008, 01:43 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Paris Hilton is running for president
Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es."
webcastr.com - Paris Hilton Has the Last Word on McCain Ad |
08-06-2008, 02:37 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
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Anyway, it's a pretty funny clip. But just like all politicians, she lies....pretending like she can read.
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08-06-2008, 02:46 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Sadly her energy plan may make more sense the either of the other actual candidates.
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08-06-2008, 04:05 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I agree with Tully, her energy plan actually makes sense. Depending on where she stands on other issues, she might have a votable campaign platform. What a said commentary on the state of American politics.
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08-06-2008, 06:56 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?
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08-06-2008, 07:14 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I like her shoes.
I just might write her in.
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08-06-2008, 07:27 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Yes, but even satire can contain some truth.
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08-06-2008, 08:05 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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At least her opponents won't be to dig up any shocking dirt about her that nobody knows about.
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08-06-2008, 10:47 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Rihanna for VP?
I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris.
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08-07-2008, 03:25 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements.
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08-07-2008, 06:19 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
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Great idea for a slogan too! "Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot"
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08-07-2008, 06:35 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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"Cum November 4th, get into Paris' slot" -----Added 7/8/2008 at 10 : 37 : 17----- Maybe they can make an amendment allowing Arnold and her to run on a split ticket?
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