RonRyan85

IF HOLLYWOOD makes a new film about Wonder Woman
who would you like to see as the main actor? And what
should the plot be? My choice would be a unknown with
long, Jet black hair and a 34DD rack. She should be able
to act and have great legs also. The story should be about
Terrorists plans to bomb American cities and how WW
prevents this. There must be a scene where Wonder Babe
is captured,bound and gagged and strapped down to a
heavy wood torture rack. Somehow she escapes and does
her thing to save the day.

Who would you cast for this film and what should the plot be?

levite

Are those suggested parameters for a Wonder Woman summer blockbuster movie or for the Wonder Woman movie in your head the next time you're "spending some quality time" with yourself?

In all seriousness, I am less concerned about who plays WW, and more about who directs and who writes the script. The studios were damn fools to let Joss Whedon walk off this project. They should've just stayed out of his way and let him do his thing.

In the best of all possible worlds, they should grovel to get him back. Failing that...Bryan Singer? On the plus for him, X-Men; on the minus, Superman. Hard to say. Sam Raimi's probably otherwise occupied. Len Wiseman? Underworld was a good strong female action hero movie.... Jan de Bont? He's always good for a thrill ride, but not long on complex storyline.... Who else? Tough to call....

As for cast, an unknown probably would be best. They need to find someone like Monica Bellucci, but 20 years younger....

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fresnelly

A movie like WonderWoman you can either go campy or do a complete revision. A straight ahead adaptation would be ridiculous. Honestly, how can one not snicker at a hero in a dayglo bathing suit.

For a revisionist adaptation, I'd bring back Josh Whedon and star Gina Torres.

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speshul-k

I really hope this never gets made. Ever.

It will suck no matter who does it, unless they give it a 'dark knight' treatment.

Baraka_Guru

If they're going to make a Wonder Woman film, they're going to have to do it right and cast someone to fit the role. WW is an Amazon, so you'd need to cast a warrior. Maybe someone like MMA fighter Gina Carano (AKA "Crush" on American Gladiators).

What am I saying? I mean actually cast Carano. Please. Cast. Gina..... ...my Amazon....

*ahem*

(Actually, either Gina would do.)

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guthmund

I think even then there will be large amounts of "suck."

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Bear Cub

How the hell do you give something wearing stars and stripes a "dark knight" treatment?

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speshul-k

Make it less tacky and use more realism but then again that takes away from the whole Wonder Woman concept, I really don't want to see this made. haha

Reese

Never liked Wonder Woman.. Actually hated her.. The outfit was ridiculous, her powers were retarded, She's tacky and out of style. The only reason to watch her at all would be sex appeal and that wasn't enough to save Catwoman or Elektra. How the hell would a wholesome good girl crime fighter make it in today's world.. I'll pass...

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