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Jean-Claude Van Damme is BACK!!!!

After taking a few years off, presumabally to concentrate on aging gracefully, the Time Cop himself has blessed the world with his triumphant return to the silver screen. This time around, Van Damme plays a dirty cop who is hooked on heroin, and everyone dislikes him. Because of an accident he is put into a coma, and comes out of it a better person. He wakes up wanting to put things right (but not before having the crap beaten out of him every 4-5 minutes). The trailer is available online.

Some memorable quotes:

Selina Giles, playing Van Damme's wife (to Van Damme): I'm pregnant. The baby isn't yours.
Van Damme: You f**ked him. You f**ked Callahan.

Doctor (speaking, of course, of Van Damme): [The odds of] Full recovery? No physical or mental imparment? Zero.

Selina Giles: If I got mugged with you around, what would you do?
Van Damme (with soft, romantic piano music in the background): I'd break his arm off and beat him to death with it.

Callahan (to Van Damme): Why couldn't you just stay in the coma, Anthony?!