05-03-2006, 10:55 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Does the water do something to your skin after so long? Is he crazy? I think he can be crazy but entertaining for a little bit. Last edited by lindalove; 05-03-2006 at 10:59 AM.. |
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05-03-2006, 11:01 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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If I recall correctly being in water normally causes you to lose core body temperature which can lead to hypothermia
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05-03-2006, 11:21 AM | #3 (permalink) | |
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I think that over time the water would essentially disolve your skin. Think about how your fingers and toes looked after a long hot soak in the bath. Once your protective oils are washed away your skin becomes pretty vulnerable, and water is the universal solvent.
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05-03-2006, 11:39 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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David Blaine may be the most mentally hardcore person I know of. This dude is crazy.
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05-03-2006, 11:43 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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hmmm... answers that...
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05-03-2006, 02:14 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I hate to break it to you, but all of Blaine's so called endurance tricks are just that, tricks. He doesn't actually do any of the things he appears to be doing. Do other magicions actually saw women in half or float in mid air? Nope.
David Blaine had a TV special on once where he was doing street magic, and that was awesome. Mostly card tricks, but really unbeleiveable ones. He mentioned that he "doesn't want to be the guy who comes up with the next stunt." (sic) Then the next thing he does are these lame "endurance" stunts. I think the dude is a complete tool. He should have stuck to traditional magic, he's good at that.
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05-03-2006, 05:03 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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05-03-2006, 05:40 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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He's actually doing this about 200 yards outside of the building I live in. I haven't gone down to see it yet though. I could go take pictures if you guys want. And the lows are in the 50's and 40's this week. Personally, I think the guy is a PITA - but then again, he's in my front yard.
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05-03-2006, 08:38 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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I'm going to check it out, I'll be in the area anyways. I remember him also living in a block of ice for a couple of days too. Then some special "secrets revealed" show on tv revealed how he did it. Probably the same thing here too. Just curious how he'd hold his breath that long.
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05-03-2006, 10:35 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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05-04-2006, 08:18 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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ALL magic tricks (on stage or otherwise) like this are accomplished by some crazy ass, elaborately constructed props, and a little misdirection. Like imouseone mentions, the ice block thing was just a prop, and he was trading off with some other stand in when the people were not actually watching.
How is this water tank one being done? I don't know. But I'd be willing to bet that he's NOT in fact underwater for the 7 days. If he's able to break the record for holding his breath when its all said and done, then props to him, thats an actual record. I'm not intentionally hating on him either. I think he is easily the best slight-of-hand magicion I have ever seen. (based on his Street Magic special) I just don't see how staying underwater for a week counts as "magic." Unless, of course, the joke is on the public by the fact that he's not actually doing it. Just my 2¢.
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05-04-2006, 08:28 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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The article clearly states the water is heated to 96 degrees.
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05-04-2006, 08:32 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Umm, I'm gonna go ahead and say... Since about 1980 when the public started to be come freaking obsessed with every little thing celebrities do, say, and eat. So, it's a good thing for Blaine but a PITA for the rest of us.
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05-04-2006, 08:35 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Penn and Teller showed how he can "Teleport" the card that someone picks out of a deck. It was funny to see.
I think this guy is a blow-hard. And I find his sleepy gaze fucking annoying. Oh, BTW, the Guinness Book stopped allowing breath-holding attempts years and years ago. They found it too dangerous. As far as holding his breath for a long time, that would be kind of impressive. As a magician attempting it, I call bullshit from the start. Alas, that is the environment he finds himself in.
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05-04-2006, 08:50 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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When did staying underwater qualify as "magic"? It seems better suited to "Jackass" than a magic show.
He needs to make with bunnies and top hats and sawed-in-half ladies and less with the underwater bullshit. Nice endurance feat, but I don't find it exactly "magical".
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05-04-2006, 08:52 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Futher to what BigBen said, I understand that the breath holding record is 8'58 for someone breathing regular air before their dive. But those who have gulped pure O^2 before the dive routinely can achive 12-15 minutes.
What do you think is going to be in Davy's tank?
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05-04-2006, 08:59 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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This whole thing is a big publicity stunt. He's halfway through his week, and they've been blasting loud music for the last couple of hours. It's quite obnoxious if leaving isn't an option. I'll try to go down there and get pictures tonight. Maybe I can get him sleeping or something.
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05-05-2006, 05:34 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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I haven't see him say this endurance feat is magic. Just you people.
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05-05-2006, 05:52 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Toaster, he's a magician by trade, not an endurance athlete or specialist. I just expect a magician to do magic. I don't know any other magicians that do this kind of stuff, but maybe Blaine's "transcended" magic.
Whatever. I don't care much either way, and I still think he's a douchebag. But that's just the opinion of a fat, lonely internet troll/virgin who still lives in his mom's basement and collects Star Wars cards professionally. Except that I'm not.
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05-05-2006, 07:03 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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05-05-2006, 07:29 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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wow...you guys are pretty tough on the guy....cripes...I think this is pretty interesting.
One thing that baffles me though, if you've ever heard of the decomposition bodies achieve while in lakes, or rivers.....it is very quick and pretty messy. Basically the body turns to mush in a matter of days. I can't see how he can live in this environment for a week.....especially being salt water....they must be pumping other stuff in there....some type of oil or something.... |
05-05-2006, 08:11 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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I see no parallel between Blaine's stunts and Houdini's escapes. Maybe Blaine thinks his stuff is a modern spin on Houdini's style of performances, but I disagree.
BTW, I said it before, I'll say it agian, HE'S NOT ACTUALLY UNDERWATER FOR A WEEK.
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05-05-2006, 08:53 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
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05-05-2006, 09:47 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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There's nothing special about being underwater for a week - your fingers getting all wrinkly is because the skin expands (it takes on a certain - but limited amount of water). You wont turn to mush. Bodies in lakes etc decompose, the same way they do outside, they're just wetter.
Blaine is just doing another one of his 'boring-athons' where he gets to do nothing for a whole week and for some insane reason, people actually give a shit - now that IS magic. |
05-05-2006, 10:48 AM | #28 (permalink) | |
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Well that's the way it's being promoted... is he coming out of the tank every night? What are you saying?
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05-05-2006, 11:18 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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I would compare what Blaine is doing to what Monks and Shaman do to impress the unwashed masses. Endurance can be considered a form of magic; if by magic you mean using supernatural forces to overcome physical limitations. Walking on fire, standing on a column for a long time, etc. these are all classic examples of things that Monks and Shaman do to "prove" that they are magic.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think Blaine is using "magic" to stay underwater for a week. That would mean I'd have to believe in the supernatural ... which I don't. What we are calling magic these days (card tricks, sawing a person in half) is really better defined as "illusion" -- ie. not magic at all. |
05-05-2006, 11:35 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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I'm saying that the tank itself is an elaborately constructed fake. Do I know exactly what the sectet is? No. But that's my guess. The tank is somehow designed to have a hollow section in it that allows him to be in an air pocket.
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05-05-2006, 11:42 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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Just to be clear, he's not holding his breath as part of the stunt. He has a scuba hose supplying him with air.
I find this sort of endurance spectacle tedious. Now, if he had a couple of piranhas in there with him...
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05-05-2006, 03:39 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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I know he's wearing special gloves/booties but he'll need to take VERY good care of his hands if he hopes to extract himself from the chains after a week. That trench foot/hand will make it very difficult to manipulate his escape.
"Amazing! He's been without oxygen for over two hours now! He still in a calm-relaxed state and we're expecting him to restart his escape attempt any moment...!"
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05-05-2006, 04:26 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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I lost respect for David Blaine after I figured out that his "street magic" levitation tricks were completely and utterly fake. He taped the responses from the lame-o "2 inches off the ground" trick that you do with your heels and put them in with his fake levitation (he used wires to levitate him off the ground). Cut and paste video editing. Lame. His card tricks are very impressive though.
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05-05-2006, 06:10 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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I'm more than willing to suspend my disbelief for this.
Even if it's fake, it's no worse than religion. Anything that is able to spark peaceful wonderment is a good thing in my books.
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05-05-2006, 08:49 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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Oh, Cello, you can't drop the R-bomb and then walk away without a more detailed post.
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05-08-2006, 06:08 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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Spoiler: He lasted 7 minutes and 8 seconds. The guy monitoring his situation sent the divers in when he started shaking and losing air bubbles
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05-08-2006, 06:12 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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Lame. Spoiler: he was supposed to die
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05-08-2006, 06:23 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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Also,
Spoiler: Al Capone's Vault was empty.
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