Weekly Activity 9/5 - 16/5 "Mom" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

GoldenOuroboros · 05-08-2005, 10:31 PM

Here it is, have fun

Nancy · 05-08-2005, 11:59 PM

Goooolden!! So good to have you back!!

GoldenOuroboros · 05-09-2005, 02:39 AM

Yeah sorry about that, apart from being sick, depression had a good grip around my throat.. so yeah all I can ask for is forgiveness..

...And to have fun in the weekly threads

doodlebird · 05-09-2005, 11:03 AM

no need to ask for forgiveness. it is already granted. hope we can bring you some cheer.

and now that the tenderness of mother's day has passed, the possibility of "yo mama" jokes runs rampant.

Giant Hamburger · 05-09-2005, 02:28 PM

Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.

la petite moi · 05-09-2005, 02:43 PM

Mom and her daughter.

Drawn from a photo of a woman and her daughter at a Renaissance Faire. Definitely not my best, and it's very old.

clavus · 05-09-2005, 08:13 PM

I've got issues, OK?

Nancy · 05-09-2005, 11:00 PM

Petite: I like that a lot.. especially the loving look in the mother's eyes. The only thing missing IMO is a smile on her face too

Nancy · 05-09-2005, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clavus

I've got issues, OK?

Wow heheh...

Clavus is that how you see or want to see your mother?

And... if your mother's a bad ass with a gun then how's your dad!??!

Nancy · 05-09-2005, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.

Eeeeeeehehhehh..I've been laughing at that for the past 3 minutes now....

GoldenOuroboros · 05-10-2005, 12:45 AM

Clavus, I'm worried.. she looks like she has pecs rather than breasts O_O

clavus · 05-10-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenOuroboros

Clavus, I'm worried.. she looks like she has pecs rather than breasts O_O

That's nothing. You should see the size of her penis...

K-Wise · 05-10-2005, 01:45 PM

^ YER GONNA MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY PIZZA!!!!

Asta!!

vermin · 05-10-2005, 05:36 PM

I assumed "M.O.M." stood for Monkey On Methamphetamine. My bad.

Suggestion for next week:Apes in Hats

clavus · 05-11-2005, 02:33 PM

good work, vermin.

Like I said, I have issues.

K-Wise · 05-11-2005, 03:58 PM

Is that an unwound wire coat hanger shoved through his temple?

Asta!!

clavus · 05-11-2005, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

Is that an unwound wire coat hanger shoved through his temple?

Do I need to spell it out for you?

Maybe its a good sign that the younger folks don't get this one.

FngKestrel · 05-11-2005, 05:08 PM

My friend says he got the scar on his nose from a hanger...

la petite moi · 05-11-2005, 05:34 PM

Wahaha, that's a good one.

(I got it, AND IM YOUNG.)

K-Wise · 05-11-2005, 05:40 PM

Now that I know that it is indeed a coat hanger I get it.

Asta!!

Charlatan · 05-12-2005, 05:34 AM

That was wonderfully sick Clavus...

doodlebird · 05-12-2005, 06:40 PM

here's my usual one color cute entry...

cellophanedeity · 05-12-2005, 06:54 PM

oh!! So cute!

Giant Hamburger · 05-12-2005, 07:21 PM

Is there anything more lovely than motherhood?

next week: mathmatics!

doodlebird · 05-12-2005, 07:41 PM

awww.... GH, yours is cuter than mine. so sweet to see the teeming multitudes of bloodthirsty... umm... hmmm, err.... ?little guys? and do i see a little Big Daddy Roth in the mama's eyes?

Nancy · 05-12-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Is there anything more lovely than motherhood?

next week: mathmatics!

Hhahahha lovely, just lovely GH. I'd like to adopt the little one with two teeth if possible?

Fly · 05-13-2005, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clavus

good work, vermin.

Like I said, I have issues.

ahhhahhahahhahahahhahahahha...........fucking priceless

clavus · 05-13-2005, 11:53 AM

Those birds are sweet.

Tophat665 · 05-13-2005, 06:32 PM

Kinda Abstract in a Venus-of-Some-Damn-German-Place sort of a way.
Next week, I like Apes in Hats.

lindseylatch · 05-13-2005, 06:37 PM

I don't get the hanger thing...

K-Wise · 05-13-2005, 07:49 PM

^ Prepare to be a <font size=1>little</font> disturbed.

Asta!!

la petite moi · 05-13-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lindseylatch

I don't get the hanger thing...

What did women use for a crude method of abortion?

lindseylatch · 05-14-2005, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la petite moi

What did women use for a crude method of abortion?

ohhhhhh, now I see

clavus · 05-14-2005, 05:53 PM

Next week: crude methods of abortion

NO! NO! NO! Just kidding.

Next week: What I did on my Summer Vacation

05-08-2005, 10:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Weekly Activity 9/5 - 16/5 "Mom" Here it is, have fun __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-08-2005, 11:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Goooolden!! So good to have you back!! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

05-09-2005, 02:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Yeah sorry about that, apart from being sick, depression had a good grip around my throat.. so yeah all I can ask for is forgiveness.. ...And to have fun in the weekly threads __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-09-2005, 11:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	no need to ask for forgiveness. it is already granted. hope we can bring you some cheer. and now that the tenderness of mother's day has passed, the possibility of "yo mama" jokes runs rampant. __________________ xoxo doodle

05-09-2005, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I've got issues, OK? __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

05-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.

05-09-2005, 02:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Mom and her daughter. Drawn from a photo of a woman and her daughter at a Renaissance Faire. Definitely not my best, and it's very old.

05-09-2005, 11:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Petite: I like that a lot.. especially the loving look in the mother's eyes. The only thing missing IMO is a smile on her face too __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

05-10-2005, 12:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Clavus, I'm worried.. she looks like she has pecs rather than breasts O_O __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-10-2005, 01:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ YER GONNA MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY PIZZA!!!! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-10-2005, 05:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I assumed "M.O.M." stood for Monkey On Methamphetamine. My bad. Suggestion for next week:Apes in Hats __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-11-2005, 02:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	good work, vermin. Like I said, I have issues. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

05-11-2005, 03:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Is that an unwound wire coat hanger shoved through his temple? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-11-2005, 05:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	My friend says he got the scar on his nose from a hanger...

05-11-2005, 05:34 PM	#19 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Wahaha, that's a good one. (I got it, AND IM YOUNG.)

05-12-2005, 05:34 AM	#21 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That was wonderfully sick Clavus... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-12-2005, 06:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	oh!! So cute!

05-11-2005, 05:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Now that I know that it is indeed a coat hanger I get it. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-12-2005, 06:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	here's my usual one color cute entry... __________________ xoxo doodle

05-12-2005, 07:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Is there anything more lovely than motherhood? next week: mathmatics!

05-12-2005, 07:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	awww.... GH, yours is cuter than mine. so sweet to see the teeming multitudes of bloodthirsty... umm... hmmm, err.... ?little guys? and do i see a little Big Daddy Roth in the mama's eyes? __________________ xoxo doodle

05-13-2005, 11:53 AM	#28 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Those birds are sweet. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

05-13-2005, 06:32 PM	#29 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Kinda Abstract in a Venus-of-Some-Damn-German-Place sort of a way. Next week, I like Apes in Hats. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-13-2005, 06:37 PM	#30 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	I don't get the hanger thing... __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

05-13-2005, 07:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Prepare to be a <font size=1>little</font> disturbed. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

05-14-2005, 05:53 PM	#34 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Next week: crude methods of abortion NO! NO! NO! Just kidding. Next week: What I did on my Summer Vacation __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.