austinjo

Some of my own art work, done in illustrator. Very technical, but funny. Did over 100 of these pages for a project..crazy..took about 4 months.

LoganSnake

Those are awesome. I can also appreciate the work that was put into it. Been using Illustrator for a bit over a year and love it.

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Charlatan

They never go down in my office... no sense of humour.

But these are awesome.

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little_tippler

Haha great, would love to see more - must try these on my co-workers, we are pranksters at heart. Excellent illustrator work also by the way!

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Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

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blahblah454

I like that mouse trap one. That would be absolutely hilarious watching that done to someone else! If that happened to me I would be pissed though, I hate glitter.

fresnelly

Wonderful. The spartan look is perfect!

You're an evil man.

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kramus

Professional, cold-hearted, with a spin on it. Probably what Monty Python would be like if the Germans had won WWII.

I love the illustrator work and the visuals. I've made instruction sheets to go with POP constructions which would be sent out with monthly sales kits in chain stores, and really appreciate the craftsmanship and clarity of your product.

I would also have you shot if you pulled the glitter stunt on me

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Mister Coaster

Excellent Illustrator work. And funny pranks too.

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Daniel_

These are great - got any more?

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serlindsipity

I got one!!!!

For those not willing to fill an office full of peanuts, glue a bunch on a piece of poster board (white) and stick on teh inside of the window. Same idea, much easier.

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telekinetic

I don't get the mug one...

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Redlemon

Nice. Are these part of a book or a website that we can see? I assume the "targeted red stapler" is the logo for the project?
The picture is glued to the bottom of the mug. Anytime he takes a sip, the person across from him is shown a pair of tits (or whatever else might be embarrassingly inappropriate).

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MSD

If you do the classic Dixie cups of water prank, don't leave out the part that most don't bother with: staple the rims together. If you're blocking someone into an office with the cups, leave a pair of kneepads and a box of drinking straws by the door.

bitrunner

I love the mousetrap glitter idea, so many people to use that on..

Tophat665

Brilliant!
Another one you could do: Black/Smoke/Flash powder in the ashtrays outside.

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