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Old 06-04-2003, 03:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Classes for Men (don't we wish)

WE seem to have missed the sign-up date deadline, but maybe next year...

CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER
SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th

Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
* Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
* Round table discussion.

Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
* Group practice.

Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
* Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
* Examples on video.

Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
* Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
* Diagrams and floor plans available

Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
* Graphics and audio tapes

Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
* Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
* Driving simulation.

Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
* Online class and role playing.

Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
* Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
* Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*BOL*... oh God Jad... that is funny as hell and made my night...

thanks for the laugh and the smile!
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Old 06-04-2003, 05:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is very funny...I just hope all men are not in need of that class!
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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heh heh heh....this is very funny!
Still giggling over it Thanks!
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hehe good stuff.. tho with #3 I would only make optional if they have an aiming problem. The position of the toilet seat is no biggie. I mean he never yells at me for leaving it down when he neads it up, so why should I if it's up and I need it down. But #4 is a definite MANDATORY for all males.... young and old with frequent refresher courses.
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Old 06-06-2003, 03:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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the only classes id sich my man up for are the ask for directions class and the flowers class... both of which we arent in desperate need for
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Old 06-07-2003, 01:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, i got some great mental images.
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Classes for Men (don't we wish)

I am a relatively new male member of TFP and therefore was unaware that I should not be posting replies in the Ladies Lounge. I will refrain from such activities in the future.

Last edited by troit; 06-09-2003 at 04:38 AM..
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally posted by darksparkles
haha, i got some great mental images.
Same here. I want to print this out for my boyfriend as quick reference and hang it on the fridge.
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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*laughing*

Those were great. Thank you
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