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JadziaDax 05-31-2003 06:58 AM
ESTROGEN ISSUES
 
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
  1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette
  3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
  5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
  6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
  8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
  9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
  10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Angel 05-31-2003 01:02 PM
OMG! These were so funny! Actually got a laughter with some volume out of me!:D

BTW...doesn't everybody add chocolate chips to their cheese omelettes?;)


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