Comebacks..just for the girls!
 

theres a thread of mens pickup lines in humor..so i figured i shoudl post funny comebacks just for women :)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?**


Man: Do you believe in sex before the first date?
Woman: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.


Woman: And your name is....?* Man:My name is INCREDIBLE, but you can call me *blank*.
Woman: You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.


Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Women: Stop, Do Not Enter and Detour to the left.

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hahaha, well at least someone else liked them :)

Those are funny. :D

Hehe, they were good!

i know ..hehehe thats why i posted them ;) i've only gotten to use a few tho ...

LOL those really are funny, I think I'll use some of them!! :lol:

btw..the other variation on the first one..havent i seen you someplace before..and you respnd with yes i'm the receptionist at your VD clinic

The body as a temple is an awesome one..., I'll have to remember that! :) Thanks Kiwi...

welcome :)

hahahaha... ive used a couple of those before

hee hee

nice :thumbsup:

good job :D

this reminds me of a girl I saw on public transport that a guy tried to hit on. She simply said "no" and gestured her hand in that "no thanks, don't go there" HALT manner and he said "i know" [I knew I never had a chance!] and started reading a paper instead. I thought that was the greatest thing :D

hahaha anti..thats great! i love when women stand up for thenselves like that!!