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la petite moi · 09-05-2004, 07:27 AM

Sorry for the ridiculous title, but I was wondering if anyone else has a problem that I have.

Well, sometimes when I'm in positions where my butt is up into the air, or my legs are up towards my chin, my vagina kinda 'swallows' air. It's uncomfortable and it starts even hurting when nwlinkvxd tries to get inside me. Also, it's really embarassing because I end up queefing at the end of sex.

Is there anyone who has experienced this too, and how do you get it to stop?

raeanna74 · 09-05-2004, 10:55 AM

Yup I've had it happen. I've heard that it's a result of getting turned on. The vagina length's sortof when you get really turned on and as a result sometimes sucks air in.

As far as I know there's not a lot you can do about it. Just have a good laugh and tell your hunny that at least it tells him that you are REALLY turned on by him.

Sugar&Spice · 09-05-2004, 01:09 PM

That happens to me too. We just laugh about it. I find that if my legs are pushed up against my chest it happens a lot. I just try not to be in that position too often and I can avoid getting the extra air inside.

brianna · 09-05-2004, 03:18 PM

interestingly enough i've had this happen a few times in yoga -- it's a little odd

Jonsgirl · 09-06-2004, 11:44 AM

I know you know what sex is like, so you should know that sometimes it's messy, noisy, dirty, nasty(and usually better for it).
It happens. Nothing's wrong with you, and you can't stop it, and that's ok, too.

If people freaked out everytime someone farted, drooled, made ugly faces, etc. NO ONE would get laid.

la petite moi · 09-06-2004, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl

I know you know what sex is like, so you should know that sometimes it's messy, noisy, dirty, nasty(and usually better for it).
It happens. Nothing's wrong with you, and you can't stop it, and that's ok, too.

If people freaked out everytime someone farted, drooled, made ugly faces, etc. NO ONE would get laid.

Well, not only is it embarassing for me, it HURTS!

ShaniFaye · 09-06-2004, 01:30 PM

It happens with me...sometimes...although its never hurt...when you say it hurts what do you mean?

As far as the noise...I've found having the radio going OR the floor fan drowns out a lot of those "embarrassing" noises

ShaniFaye · 09-06-2004, 01:40 PM

I googled it....didnt get any responses showing anything about pain...but as far as the air itself everything says to make sure you're using enuff lube and that the positions can cause/help the problem....what I've read says rear entry is the worst one for that and you being on top seems to decrease the problem

I'm not posting any actual information links because just about everything it brought up for me was other message boards and I didnt want to get one someones bad side by linking another message board

maleficent · 09-06-2004, 02:08 PM

Is it hurting because you are trying to hold the gaseousness in?

You have mentioned pain in other aspects of sex before. Have you gone to the doctor yet? Pain wiht sex is not good, unless you're into that

- go to the doctor and find out what the problem is.

StickODynomite · 09-17-2004, 07:31 PM

That also happens to me in certain positions or when he suddenly pulls out. And it hurts me, too. It's like the air causes a bubble and that bubble gets pushed farther inside the deeper he goes. It's annoying and so embarrassing.

Janey · 09-24-2004, 12:49 PM

It happens to me all the time, usually in the doggy position. I assumed it was air being pumped into me by my guys schlong, and his rapid pushing. I kinda likened it to one of those vacuum pumps for wine bottles, only the reverse.

we think it';s funny. and it doesn't hurt

combatmedicjen · 09-25-2004, 10:20 AM

I'm very pleased to hear that many other women also experience the farting vagina. It can really hurt if you don't get it out... just squeeze like you have to take a shit and all will be well after the phbffffffft

RainbowBright · 09-26-2004, 07:53 AM

I've never had the hurting but I think it feels kind of cool when I Queef.

piano girl · 09-27-2004, 12:55 PM

Yep, it's a regular musical instrument.

theapprentice · 09-27-2004, 05:05 PM

I would talk to a doctor, definitely don't call loveline. :-)

KinkyKiwi · 10-08-2004, 11:41 PM

lol yea it happens to me too..mostly like right after sex tho..when he pulls out...weird sound..but it does feel kinda cool..altho thats more embarissing to admit then teh actual sound is..

jillian · 10-30-2004, 02:03 PM

if u think the gaping vagina queefing is embarrassing wait till u try anal.. luckily for me my man at the time understood.. it seemed like every stroke pfft...pfft..pfft.. lol

KinkyKiwi · 11-04-2004, 10:16 AM

oh wow jilli...i admire your composure..i think i woulda cried

jillian · 11-04-2004, 07:16 PM

yeah i pretty much wanted to die but it happens all the time when we were having regular sex so he had an idea.. i just mades sure he new it was just air he was forcing out.. he was cool with it.. i think... now that i think about it we broke up a few wekks later... hmmmmmmm..lol

KinkyKiwi · 11-05-2004, 09:42 AM

lol now i'm less scared of the pain and more about the mortification factor :0...lol i think biznatch got some for the last time. *crosses legs tightly and clenches*

la petite moi · 11-05-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jillian

if u think the gaping vagina queefing is embarrassing wait till u try anal.. luckily for me my man at the time understood.. it seemed like every stroke pfft...pfft..pfft.. lol

Trust me, I've done it. I don't have that problem.

jillian · 11-05-2004, 09:02 PM

well luckily enough for me it was only with him.. havent had that problem since him...looking for wood to knock on

Anassa · 11-29-2004, 10:15 PM

This only happens to me in certain positions. When I do queef we both laugh hysterically. It's a funny sound/feeling, and your partner shouldn't make you feel bad about it. You should consult a doctor about the pain. Sex should feel good, not painful. Hope everything works out!!!

09-05-2004, 07:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Gaping vagina? Sorry for the ridiculous title, but I was wondering if anyone else has a problem that I have. Well, sometimes when I'm in positions where my butt is up into the air, or my legs are up towards my chin, my vagina kinda 'swallows' air. It's uncomfortable and it starts even hurting when nwlinkvxd tries to get inside me. Also, it's really embarassing because I end up queefing at the end of sex. Is there anyone who has experienced this too, and how do you get it to stop?

09-05-2004, 10:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	Yup I've had it happen. I've heard that it's a result of getting turned on. The vagina length's sortof when you get really turned on and as a result sometimes sucks air in. As far as I know there's not a lot you can do about it. Just have a good laugh and tell your hunny that at least it tells him that you are REALLY turned on by him. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

09-05-2004, 01:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sugar&Spice Psycho	That happens to me too. We just laugh about it. I find that if my legs are pushed up against my chest it happens a lot. I just try not to be in that position too often and I can avoid getting the extra air inside. __________________ -Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

09-06-2004, 11:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	I know you know what sex is like, so you should know that sometimes it's messy, noisy, dirty, nasty(and usually better for it). It happens. Nothing's wrong with you, and you can't stop it, and that's ok, too. If people freaked out everytime someone farted, drooled, made ugly faces, etc. NO ONE would get laid. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

09-06-2004, 01:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	It happens with me...sometimes...although its never hurt...when you say it hurts what do you mean? As far as the noise...I've found having the radio going OR the floor fan drowns out a lot of those "embarrassing" noises __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

09-05-2004, 03:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
brianna Addict Location: nyc	interestingly enough i've had this happen a few times in yoga -- it's a little odd

09-06-2004, 01:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I googled it....didnt get any responses showing anything about pain...but as far as the air itself everything says to make sure you're using enuff lube and that the positions can cause/help the problem....what I've read says rear entry is the worst one for that and you being on top seems to decrease the problem I'm not posting any actual information links because just about everything it brought up for me was other message boards and I didnt want to get one someones bad side by linking another message board __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

09-06-2004, 02:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Is it hurting because you are trying to hold the gaseousness in? You have mentioned pain in other aspects of sex before. Have you gone to the doctor yet? Pain wiht sex is not good, unless you're into that - go to the doctor and find out what the problem is. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

09-17-2004, 07:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
StickODynomite Insane Location: Arizona :\|	That also happens to me in certain positions or when he suddenly pulls out. And it hurts me, too. It's like the air causes a bubble and that bubble gets pushed farther inside the deeper he goes. It's annoying and so embarrassing. __________________ "The human mind is like a parachute, it works best when open."

09-24-2004, 12:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
Janey Junkie Location: Toronto	It happens to me all the time, usually in the doggy position. I assumed it was air being pumped into me by my guys schlong, and his rapid pushing. I kinda likened it to one of those vacuum pumps for wine bottles, only the reverse. we think it';s funny. and it doesn't hurt

09-25-2004, 10:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
combatmedicjen Banned	I'm very pleased to hear that many other women also experience the farting vagina. It can really hurt if you don't get it out... just squeeze like you have to take a shit and all will be well after the phbffffffft

09-26-2004, 07:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
RainbowBright Crazy	I've never had the hurting but I think it feels kind of cool when I Queef.

09-27-2004, 12:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
piano girl Upright	Yep, it's a regular musical instrument.

09-27-2004, 05:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
theapprentice Upright Location: San Diego	I would talk to a doctor, definitely don't call loveline. :-)

10-08-2004, 11:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	lol yea it happens to me too..mostly like right after sex tho..when he pulls out...weird sound..but it does feel kinda cool..altho thats more embarissing to admit then teh actual sound is.. __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-30-2004, 02:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
jillian Crazy Location: indiana	if u think the gaping vagina queefing is embarrassing wait till u try anal.. luckily for me my man at the time understood.. it seemed like every stroke pfft...pfft..pfft.. lol

11-04-2004, 10:16 AM	#18 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	oh wow jilli...i admire your composure..i think i woulda cried __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-04-2004, 07:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
jillian Crazy Location: indiana	yeah i pretty much wanted to die but it happens all the time when we were having regular sex so he had an idea.. i just mades sure he new it was just air he was forcing out.. he was cool with it.. i think... now that i think about it we broke up a few wekks later... hmmmmmmm..lol

11-05-2004, 09:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	lol now i'm less scared of the pain and more about the mortification factor :0...lol i think biznatch got some for the last time. crosses legs tightly and clenches __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-05-2004, 09:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
jillian Crazy Location: indiana	well luckily enough for me it was only with him.. havent had that problem since him...looking for wood to knock on

11-29-2004, 10:15 PM	#23 (permalink)
Anassa Upright Location: On a fucking island...no where near tropical unfortunately	This only happens to me in certain positions. When I do queef we both laugh hysterically. It's a funny sound/feeling, and your partner shouldn't make you feel bad about it. You should consult a doctor about the pain. Sex should feel good, not painful. Hope everything works out!!! __________________ Make love to the present... Fuck the past