A Prayer for our "Man"
 

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll beat the shit out of him.
Amen

Marvelous. Just marvelous... where'd you get that? :)

Hell yeah!!
I wish I was bigger and could actually do that... not really

Very funny, thanks!

LMAO that's a good one.

My sister (who loves her husband almost as much as I love Lebell -- and would never truly pray this) sent this to me. It made me laugh, so thought I'd share. (FYI, it made Lebell cringe -- but he knows I'd never truly pray it.)

Amen that was cute!!

that was really really funny, thanks.

Another Prayer
 

I've re-written this because the original was juvenile and actually.. kinda sucked. That, and I'm not christian. Updated for those of the Pagan Persuasion.


The Girlfriend's Prayer

Beautiful Goddess, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's lovely face
Bless his hair that sometimes curls
Keep him away from other girls

Bless his voice, I always miss
Bless his lips, I love to kiss
Bless his days from first to last
Bless his sexy little ass

Bless his arms and bless his legs
Bless the sex for which he begs
Bless his heart, I hope to keep
Bless the bed in which we sleep

Bless his eyes and bless his nose
Bless head and bless his toes
But if he hears this prayer of mine
I hope it blows his fucking mind

:lol: :crazy:

lol. That's a good one, too, Poyzun!

Amen Poyzun -- as a Pagen/Christian/Buddhist/Humanist -- okay, just basically good spiritual person -- I really like your prayer! It is much better than the one I posted and so much more positive!