JadziaDax

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.


No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.


One usually makes a better pie.


They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!


If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.


If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.


From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.


A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

raeanna74

Ha ha. Good one. That must be why I bought one and keep thinking about getting a few more of them. I have fun with the kids with them.

Pumpkins make no pretense of having something in their head either.

You can talk to them for forever and they'll never talk back or go to sleep on you.

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sillygirl

LOL. That's definitely the smile I needed today. Thanks, girls!

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Rubyee

One way they are similar- they get smashed a lot.

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Litespeed

This is great! Though who wants a pumpkin when a man can help around the house? A pumpkin can't fix a leaky faucet.

wannabenakid247

Now i remember why im a lesbian lol

galaxygirl

I like that one. MMaybe I'll send it to my ex.

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Rubyee

Yeah, neither can my boyfriend.

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shannon

i like it.

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gummby

that is friggin great

raeanna74

I do all the fixing.

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bernadette

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

AND....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

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la petite moi

Eeeheeheeheee =D Great!

mydragonfido

that is sooooooooo cute