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Ever lost anything "down under?"
I kept a souvenier from i8's visit earlier this week...
We'd been using a chrome penis ring, and I forgot all about it - after all it was attached to him right? The next day, I went to the bath room, and the old cootchiesnorcher was feeling a bit uncomfortable - like there was something scratchy in there. Well, I wear an IUD, so I thought the strings had shifted. The next day, I was again on the toliet, (sorry if this is TMI, but it's relevant), bearing down, and I felt something shift inside my cootchiesnorcher. Damn, I thought, did I dislodge my IUD? I stood up, and I was a bit uncomfortable, so I sat down again, and had a feel - sure enough there was metal there, but it was too big, to be the IUD! I felt it, and realized I had snagged the brass ring, lol! What really freaked me out was that it was there for 2 days and I didn't notice it. Anyone else every had to go on a vaginal safari for stray items? |
"cootchiesnorcher"!!! I love it! Great nickname :)
Once I thought I had lost a tampon, and my SO went looking for it...it was towards the end of my period, so it wasn't messy, but it was definately a bonding experience for us both...turns out that there wasn't anything there, thankfully. |
Wow, he didn't even notice that he was missing a piece of jewelry? Maybe he was wondering where he'd lost it. Heh.
You ladies and your wacky treasure hunting adventures. I think I'd be deeply horrified if I were to discover something lost in there, especially without my knowledge. In retrospect, I'm sure it's pretty funny, but... yikes. If only you were able to see the expression on my face upon reading this. |
oye, I think that you'n i8 need to start taking before and after inventories of your toys like they do in surgery so they don't lose something inside! (possible pun there, if so, unintended)
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Wow.. glad you found it! I've never had anything stuck inside.. but I can imagine it would terribly uncomfortable!
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I'm glad you didn't get some kind of infection from it being in there for so long. You are one lucky lady.
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This is going to really sound crazy I think but... HUbby and I were playing with a large rubber highbounce ball. It was about 2.5" in diameter. Went in fine but... To get it out I had to push like I was having another baby.
Didn't forget something was in there ever. Any toy I use down there is cleaned thorougly beforehand so I won't get an infection anyway. |
No, I have never lost anything down there. One time I thought I lost a tampon down there but I found it.
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I thought I had lost a condom down there once... a week after I had seen an episode of ER where there's this couple who are in the waiting room the whole day...and finally at the end they get asked what was the matter...and they tell them...we think we lost our condom...and they rush them itno a room...
yeah it was freaky! I was scared shitless. First time we had been together...and afterwards..I'm like...uh...so where's the condom? and he's like...uh..I don't know....!!OMG!! you have to be kidding me...so we looked around the dark room..NOTHING...I tried 'feeling for it'...nothing! GREAT!! So I go to the bathroom...and since I had never inserted my finger down there ebfore...I used a toothbrush (the end without the bristles) to try and find it...NOTHING!! So I went to bed after telling him that first thing in the am we are going to the ER. And he's like...do you want to go now? and I was freaked...so that was it...went to sleep and wokeup all ready to go to the ER and what do I wake up and step on... THE CONDOM FROM FREAKIN' HELL!! I am soo glad to know that it wasn't lost after all...but damn that was scary...haha ;) |
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hahahaha <i>"snagged the brass ring"</i>
once i forgot i already had a tampon in & inserted a 2nd one, which i didn't realize until it was time to change it again... boy was i surprised when i pulled out two at once. |
heh...recently the condom thing happened to me. we didn't forget about it--we just couldn't find the damned thing...and i couldn't reach it by myself, so my *very* new partner had to look for it...grah. great way to start a weekend.
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