ZombieSquirrel

I’m not writing this for any medical advice. I have a doctor for that. I’m just writing this thread because I am grumpy and in pain and want to bitch about it. I am sure there are ladies in here who want to bitch about it too.

I’ll be honest. Aunt Flo only visits me maybe 4 times a year, but she still sucks. I’m not having sex, so there’s no reason to get overly excited when she knocks on my door to tell me that I don’t need to be sober for 9 months. I may not have as much to complain about as those who see her monthly, but I do want to complain amongst my TFP lady friends. I’m moody. I’m bloated. I’m in PAIN. I want to crawl into bed with a heating pad and a bottle of wine. Can’t do that because a girl has to work so she has money to buy tampons.

Those fucking wads of cotton. They irritate my ‘giner…a lot.

I know it’s going to be a long day because at 7:40 am I already want to punch people. There were two moving trucks in my parking area today. BIG trucks in a small lot where I park making it difficult for me to get my tiny civic in a spot. I wanted to punch someone. I was cursing and giving evil looks. I think I may have scared one of the drivers, because he looked at me a look as if I were going to swallow his soul. I might have. I wasn’t in a hurry since I was about 20 minutes early to work…I was just annoyed and they were in my way.

Now the receptionist is stomping about like she always does. I usually ignore it, but today I want to trip her. How can such a tiny woman make so much fucking noise???

So what do you want to bitch about? Are you tired and unmotivated? Do you want to rip your insides out in hopes that in the absence of a uterus you’ll feel better? Do you want to sit in a corner and cry while eating a whole carton of rocky road? What annoying thing did your partner do that set you off? Do you want to smack the paper boy for throwing your daily news in the bushes? What am I saying? You’re internet people and thus probably read your news online. Maybe you want to punch an IT guy. Man I want to punch Eden. JK Cinn….a little.

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snowy

Is THAT why I'm spotting this week?!

No, seriously, let's just avoid each other for the rest of the week. I'm getting my pseudoperiod. Now that I'm on Mirena, I don't actually get a physical period, but my body does go through all of the hormonal shifts even without the blood. I mostly experience pain with ovulation now, but sometimes I do get cramps and spotting.

I've been ubertired this week, headachy, and just want to be a hermit. No one wants to let me be a hermit. My body has protested by getting sick today, and I got sent home from work. So chalk me up for tired and unmotivated for sure.

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amonkie

I've had a body that has been completely out of whack with 50 day cycles as I've adjusted to 2 new female coworkers in close proximity.

Talk about wondering what the hell is going on!

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ZombieSquirrel

Synching is weird....

I feel bad for E right now.

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snowy

He'll survive.

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