ritzy

TotalMILF

What is... totty?

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Jenna

Are we supposed to post pictures of hot men here?

noodle

Haven't we done this before? I seem to remember a "Celebrities I'd Like to Screw" or something similar.

Unless I'm wrong on the suspected definition of "totty."

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jewels

Webster's:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/totty

Urban Dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=totty

Who knew?

TotalMILF

Yuppers, we've definitely done this before: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ht=sexy+people

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"I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

little_tippler

Let's do it again!

I repeat myself but...

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

noodle

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savmesom11

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little_tippler

I thought you ladies might appreciate this, seeing as most of these guys you probably don't know...

this guy you may know...



from that ad...



Rodrigo Santoro

Next, more Brazil:

Reynaldo Gianecchini



And some portuguese hotness!

Ricardo Pereira



and Rodrigo Menezes



Enjoy!

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

PonyPotato

Of course, I need to start with the hottie that is Brad Pitt:



And I love David Boreanaz as Booth in the show Bones:



I usually don't like redheads, but this guy (Simon Woods) plays the first Roman Emperor Augustus in the HBO series Rome:



Patrick Dempsey.. wish I could shave his head, though.



And Matthew Bellamy of Muse.



I find a distinct lack of attractive men with dark hair and light eyes in hollywood lately. Personal issue I suppose.

savmesom11

AAAAA I sooooo appreciate you giving me my foreign fix! Grazie!

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snowy

He also shows up half-naked in Love Actually. Yum.

I was surprised to find out he also played Xerxes in 300.

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TotalMILF

Patrick Dempsey!


OMG Kyle Chandler:


Nathan Fillion:


Zach Gilford:


Matt Dallas:


Eric Mabius:


Meh, that's enough for now.

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Sweetpea

ohhh little tipper... that guy is gorgeous!!! thanks for sharing everyone men are so delicious aren't they?

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"I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

Jenna

Gaspard Ulliel


Jake Gyllenhaal


Reggie Bush



Daniel Craig (Yeah, I don't care if he's 20 years my senior...)


Viggo Mortensen (Especially when shaggy)

noodle

such an ass and not all that attractive until you can accept that asshole-ishness.



and even the original when he was younger....

and I don't know why I find this man attractive....

when he looked like this

for most of the movie.

one more..... I've had Happy Dreams about Uncas since I saw Last of the Mohicans years ago...

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blue_eyes

<a href="http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/ee142/martha_doll/?action=view&current=johnny_depp.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee142/martha_doll/johnny_depp.jpg" border="0" alt="johnny depp" height="475px" width="485px"></a>

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*Nikki*

Thanks for that blue_eyes!! How absolutely yummy!

Dolores Haze

Till Lindemann, lead singer of Rammstein:



There's something about this massive mancreature more that twice my age (and size) that I find absolutely enthralling. Not exactly eye-"candy", but I prefer steak anyway.....

little_tippler

More men:







mmmmmm!

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

*Nikki*

I can't think of the black guy with the tattoos name. .... but OMG his body (and beautiful face) are incredible.

savmesom11

The "black guy" is Tyrese, he sings too! WOOOOWWWWZERSSSSSS.....super hot!

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playdohh22

Ami

Jake is a hottie. I wonder how he's doing since Heath's death last week.

LiberalLady

Thanks for "totting" (?) up a quite Saturday afternoon. I think I will go molest my hubby now.

little_tippler

This thread needs refreshing...so



quirky but sexy



Ewan Mc Gregor...you can sing for me anytime!



so NOT coyote ugly...Adam Garcia



Adrian Grenier



Mark Wahlberg



Elijah Wood

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

tinydancer

OMG Josh hartnett.... gorgeous!!!!


But Elijah Wood??? Frodo?? Really??? Eh... idk about that one so much. However, this pic you put up, Little_Tippler, shows him in a new light. Not bad...

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little_tippler

girls, it's been 4 months...it's time to revive this thread!

Introducing...wet men:

Christian Bale


David Boreanaz


Jeremy Bloom


Vin Diesel


Vince Vaughn


Geoff Burns


And some dry ones for good measure:

Hugh Jackman


Ewan McGregor


Brandon Boyd

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Plummie

Russell Crowe as a gladiator, yum


Nigel Barker


Chris Martin


Heath Ledger RIP


Ryan Phillipe

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KRM28152

But this man, the lead singer of the band Disturbed, is in my humble opinion, the hottest man in the music industry...rawr.

Of course, that's since Frank Sinatra...and only if my BF doesn't make it into the business.

I dunno, maybe I have a think for bad boys...jewish bad boys..

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jewels

And for those of us who prefer a more distinguished look Paul Newman a few years back


Jeff Bridges, I'll take him bald and evil if I must


Dule Hill


Javier Bardem

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Mark Twain

Laugh-O-Matic

Bastian Schweinsteiger from the German football team, scoring against Portugal in '08 (yesterday) and '06.




Bernd Schneider from the German Football Team:


And the captain Michael Ballack, who looks a LOT like Matt Damon when he (Ballack) sports a crew cut.


Fredrik Ljungberg, from the Swedish football team.


The Italian Football Team, all tattooed and oiled in delicious little:


Here's their captain, Fabio Cannavaro, he looks better with cropped hair.




Luis Figo, former captain of the Portugal Football team:


Jeremy Irons:


Pierce Brosnan:


Also, Jake Gyllenhaal, Sean Connery and Jason Statham, I won't post pics because they're already here. Tops to the ones noodle's chosen

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

monkey baby

Does this count out non-celebs? Cause I think this guy is an extreme bit of totty if I say so myself!!
He also happens to be the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with .

I love you baby!

What a sweet face....

Cute goofy grin.....

Looking dapper....

Amazing eyes......

And....HELLO!!! Gorgeous body!!

Laugh-O-Matic

I see some similarities

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

monkey baby

Heh, I see it now. I never noticed before. Although I always had a thing for Ewan.

genuinegirly

Some more yum...












And, in the spirit of monkey_baby, here's nice totty that I get to enjoy every day:

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