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JadziaDax · 04-19-2003, 12:17 AM

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength . . . and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence . . . to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

BubblegumTeflon · 04-19-2003, 03:47 AM

Reminds me of how I read where men can open up the fridge, and the milk is right in front of them, but they still say "where's the milk"? because they don't see it. They actually don't see it, that's the weird part. I guess if they weren't looking for it then maybe they would see it after all(?).

Angel · 04-19-2003, 07:45 AM

How true indeed!
Thanks for the reality giggle.

PorscheBunny · 04-19-2003, 02:00 PM

You know how annoying it is to get the first square of toilet paper off of the roll so you can put it on the roller and use it? Men don't.

sierra2774 · 04-19-2003, 03:31 PM

Absolutely true! I love that story.

Janie · 04-19-2003, 03:47 PM

lol
thanks for that laugh

Minx · 04-24-2003, 11:41 AM

Thanks for the giggle....and oh my, how true!

bondagegirl · 05-08-2003, 02:10 PM

How true! so funny, I love the milk thing too!!! What is it with guys and not being able to find anything. They wont pick things up to lok for things, they just stand in one spot and look and say they cant find it! It's so funny sometimes. And my boy knows he does it too!

04-19-2003, 12:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	How true it is... One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength . . . and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence . . . to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

04-19-2003, 07:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	How true indeed! Thanks for the reality giggle. __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

04-19-2003, 02:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	You know how annoying it is to get the first square of toilet paper off of the roll so you can put it on the roller and use it? Men don't. __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

04-19-2003, 03:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	Absolutely true! I love that story. __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

04-19-2003, 03:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	lol thanks for that laugh __________________ cheers to the motherland

04-19-2003, 03:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Reminds me of how I read where men can open up the fridge, and the milk is right in front of them, but they still say "where's the milk"? because they don't see it. They actually don't see it, that's the weird part. I guess if they weren't looking for it then maybe they would see it after all(?).

04-24-2003, 11:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Thanks for the giggle....and oh my, how true! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-08-2003, 02:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	How true! so funny, I love the milk thing too!!! What is it with guys and not being able to find anything. They wont pick things up to lok for things, they just stand in one spot and look and say they cant find it! It's so funny sometimes. And my boy knows he does it too! __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."