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JadziaDax 04-19-2003 12:17 AM

How true it is...
 
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength . . . and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence . . . to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

BubblegumTeflon 04-19-2003 03:47 AM

Reminds me of how I read where men can open up the fridge, and the milk is right in front of them, but they still say "where's the milk"? because they don't see it. They actually don't see it, that's the weird part. I guess if they weren't looking for it then maybe they would see it after all(?).

Angel 04-19-2003 07:45 AM

How true indeed!
Thanks for the reality giggle. :D

PorscheBunny 04-19-2003 02:00 PM

You know how annoying it is to get the first square of toilet paper off of the roll so you can put it on the roller and use it? Men don't. :p

sierra2774 04-19-2003 03:31 PM

Absolutely true! I love that story.

Janie 04-19-2003 03:47 PM

lol
thanks for that laugh

Minx 04-24-2003 11:41 AM

Thanks for the giggle....and oh my, how true!

bondagegirl 05-08-2003 02:10 PM

How true! so funny, I love the milk thing too!!! What is it with guys and not being able to find anything. They wont pick things up to lok for things, they just stand in one spot and look and say they cant find it! It's so funny sometimes. And my boy knows he does it too!


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