They're on to us...
 

Yes, girls... Those creatures are on to our plans for world domination. They know we're out to get them and make their lives miserable. They know, from reading our words, that we are "corn crazy" (whatever that is supposed to mean). I don't know which one of you did it, but someone leaked the plans.

We must act now. We must change the plans quickly. Get the word out to all the others. We must have an emergency meeting of the women of planet Earth. The meeting will be held on July 4th. And the location is ....


(connection reset by man with scissors)

Drat....a spy in our midst!
Don't worry Jadzia...I'll release some homing pidgeons...they can relay your new plans to all the girls :D

Good Lord! What ever should we do? We must take our wicked selves and re-group! God forbid it be discovered that we are "corn crazy"... (I wondered the same thing about that)

Hmmmm.. I'm not sure I trust the pigeons any more - I saw a man in the depths of Yorkshire bribing them with corn..... I'm resorting to plan B - the homing lemurs.