Some of our members' more memorable quotes. (NSFW)
 

This is why this thread is here now. It predates the HoF by a few years, but what's in it deserves a spot among the TFP greats.

Not everyone has a classic hilarious thread, or one that displays staggering stupidity, but we've all said some really funny things and some really dumb things. Just about everyone here has said something worthy of the Hall of Fame, and that's where it will end up.

One final warning before we get to the thread: don't look at post #139 unless you want to see man ass.




Tonight, I've seen a few quotes from fellow TFP'ers that I feel deserve recognition. These are the sort things you'd put on a calendar of TFP quotes. I'll put down a few, you can all throw your nominations out there. Maybe we'll actually get a page-a-day calendar of our own :)







There's a few to start off

I could not find any awesome ones.

ummm the idea is that you try to find them to include in this thread...

Um.. it might just be.. you know, a vibe I'm getting, but judging by QT's speech patterns and posts, I'm beginning to doubt her age..
Plus her story keeps changing from boyfriend to husband, and now ex. Again, I'm just sayin' is all...

I'd like to second those thoughts :hmm:

quote:
Originally posted by Phaenx
When I turn 85 I'm going to have my grandchildren hire a team of assassins to fight me to the death.

With swords.

quote:
Originally posted by Phaenx
I've just decided that I want the assassins to be ninjas as well.


My favorites... Heheee.

remembered that story just from that one line, quite a amusing tale.

Same here Gibson, it is honestly one of the few times I've actually laughed out loud while reading something on the internet.

When the hell did a say that?

the clavus quote was immortalized in my signature for a solid amount of time. Honestly the funniest true story I've read on the 'net.

Boy, do I know that feeling :p

:lol:

followed by:

...getting punched in the junk by a three-year-old child.

Explaining to Junior that “we need to be gentle with Daddy” from a fetal position on the kitchen floor was not one of my better moments in parenting.

From clavus' vasectomy story.

From the thread where The_Dude asked whether there was a such thing as horizontal pussy...


EDIT: and a couple from the great Giant Hamburger

(in reference to me):

TOK always has the best quotes. My favourite:

Yeah. I quoted myself.

I touch myself all the time. Just a natural progression.

Fuck me!!! I forgot all about phredgreen's response to The_Dude's "horizontal pussy" thread. Oh...my fucking god...I never laughed so damn hard in my freakin' life. And now, I get to experience it all over again...as if anew.

Seriously...I'm laughing so hard right now, I've got literal tears rolling down my cheeks, my side hurts, and the little 18 year old HPOA of an assistant of mine, is beginning to fear for my sanity.

I think
EVERYTHING giant hamburger has ever said.

This may be the funniest thing ever said on the internet, or it may be teh sleep-deprivation talking

definitely sleep deprivation ;)

in the last TFP version marco polo - i think - posted a chat he had with some guy representing Bloussant boobie growing cream - it was on-going and the funniest damned thing i've ever seen posted on these boards...

bloussant is a boob growing cream - and they had a "have any questions" chat line set up

he got in and asked this guy if it worked on guys and passed it off that the guy he was chatting with was in the closet

anyway - it went on for weeks and marco kept posting the logs from the chat in a thread

gets better...

the guy he was chatting with wouldn't talk to him any more so he went in as a different guy looking for marco and asked when he last chatted with him cuz they had a date

then asked him if he'd like to join in

knock down piss yourself hilarious

went down with the crash of 2003 - wish it was still here!!! :D

I nominate Averett, in her viscious defense of the "Not getting any" thread with

Haha, I was going to post that here - beaten to the punch. And I'm still running from the spork :D

This... this just had to be added.... :lol:

I'm right behind you :p

Damnit.

Oh my God, i just starting rolling on the floor laughing after reading that, and my roommate looked at me like i was crazy. Greatest thing i've ever read.

air45 is the best quoteable member we have, imho. :)

Despite my involvement in the creation of this quote, I still laugh every time I see it:

i jumped in at the tail end of a tfp chat discussion. heres what i got:

Phaenx: I rubbed it raw with a soapy washcloth and now it hurts.

ngdawg: don't do that
Phaenx: I got excited.

ngdawg: rubbing your nose makes you excited?? you're an easy date

wrkime: you should see what happens when he gets really excited

Yes, I fully realize that this is shameless plugging, but you all should check out my very own thread in Tilted Nonsense:Bullshit Thread


I created that thread forever ago, but I must say that after reviewing it, it is really really funny stuff, and some VERY good quotes on there.

You shant regret this.

At least I hope not.

Hey I made the list. YAY!:D

From the "Who is the Hardest Man in All of Music?" thread (hardest as in toughest, pervert):

From the above linked thread about entering the house naked, which, if haven't followed the link yet, you MUST do! I'm crying with laughter!!

My current siggy from Roboblaster in his response to a guy accepting his own sexuality.

RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

courtesy of GakFace...

A lot of great stuff going on in Oz. :D

More Oz hijinx...

Greatest post ever.

this one had me going because I felt the same way one day...

Let me try to get it started over here, it only takes a thought..

This last cracked me up no end. :lol:

current status of ass: laughed off

I like the last one by TOK, but you have to read the others to understand it

--jaded

im too lazy to post a quote.. wait..

awesome..

Cracks me up.

Mr Mephisto

A simple typo, but for some reason it made me laugh....

Journeyman
 

Well he can not always be wrong, lest he be wrong about always being wrong, and thus not be wrong about always being wrong, and not always being wrong.

So the second one.

Truly....dizzying

Indeed! That's why he's immortalized in my sig. His TB replies are priceless.

-Mikey

this is a classic Clavus Quote...

:hmm:

had me laughing for ages!!! find the full story HERE

ROFL! That story was great :D

I love air45 also.. He cracks me up every time. I used to search for his name just to reads his replies :p

Ahhhhh, even 6 weeks later, this still cracks me up. :lol:

Oh God...I am so glad I don't have a room mate right now because I'm sure if I did they would be fearing for my sanity at the amount that I'm laughing. The dog butt story was just about the funniest thing I've ever read. I was craking up like you wouldn't believe. Poor Cpugamerbb had to hear the hysterics, as I was on the phone with him at the time.

Speaking of cpu, I don't know if PMs count, but oh well
" I WANNA DO YOU. YOU WANNA DO ME. SO LET'S DO IT!!"
Apparently it's just "SO LET'S DO!!"

this one made me smile...

I laughed...

howz about...

Damn Ishmal beat me too it but Clavus has the funniest stories, so it just had to be repeated.

Later in the thread....

Read the whole story here

Just found this one, figured I'd post it too.

LOL.

that was a good one i hadn't cn...

thanx Hard8s

You all know where these two are from:

From Tilted Motors

I'm not gonna say who the quote was from, as I'm not sure she would want her name attached when it's posted out of the context it was given in. But it was memorable!

Made me laugh today, as I can picture someone I know doing this!

This made me laugh!

You don't even have to say her name. I know who she is and she rocks!

<i>OOOONDA!!! Mi onda es mi vida!</i> <--- pay that no mind.

Asta!!

From the Attracted to geeks thread.
That one just killed me.

Just saw this one, not really a quote per se but it was damn hilarious! :thumbsup:

I just read this, which made me laugh:

Heh I like this one.

Asta!!

To all you TFP'ers head my warning, DO NOT read this thread while at work.

You're boss WILL come by to pay you a visit, especially because it's Monday morning. Nobody is that happy on Monday!

No, wait, I think he got that backwards. Isn't that the point of having a dick? :D (munchen's point was "go see a doctor", if you missed that thread).

^ Ahahaha

Asta!!

I'd like to add my new signature to the rolls:

Another Clavus Gem!

From a thread about his SO suffering pain in certain sex positions: