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RemyLebeau97 · 12-11-2003, 04:48 PM

I just had a orgasm reading Nikki's technique, haha. I will make my girlfriend read this and then cums time for the quiz

quagmire · 10-12-2004, 08:08 PM

If I didn't know better... I'd think that my girlfriend read the BJ guide posted above. I recently clued her into the 'prostate massage' and it's majesty....

... hot damn.

Chaji · 10-12-2004, 09:08 PM

Amazing.. simply amazing. Time to send my gf an email.

dtheriault · 10-12-2004, 09:11 PM

my wife does all of the above and then right before the lava she
deep throats
twists her head sideways slowly almost like a corkscrewing action
always swallows

i swear my entire body tingles and feels like it's filled with the white love of god above if heaven feels half that good i'll be lucky.

Suave · 10-12-2004, 09:25 PM

*jaw drops* Eleventy five thumbs up for Nikki.

Don't know if it's been posted, but I heard from one woman who actually sticks the tip of her tongue into the end of the guy's urethra. I think that would be fanTASTIC.

imkeen · 10-12-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chauncey

I think that wives who do not like to give bj's should be able to go and find a substitute bj giver for us. Like pick one out of a catalog,
I mean hell she can stay there and supervise it and all, I would be cool with that.

I'd second that! I think you and I are in the same boat. Wives that are great and all, but if we could only convince them to be slightly more open....

Flyguy · 10-12-2004, 10:19 PM

Wow....

just

Wow.......

coash · 10-12-2004, 10:21 PM

are there photos of this super moderator called nikki

naruto510 · 10-12-2004, 10:22 PM

looks like a pretty good guide

Kalibah · 10-12-2004, 10:25 PM

play with da balls

Neptune · 10-13-2004, 03:06 AM

It's time my wife read this guide

blade2567 · 10-13-2004, 06:38 AM

I don't care how a woman sucks it...I haven't had a BJ in two years...I miss them...It's weird that I don't fantasize about vaginal/anal sex...it's always a BJ.

Great read Nikki.

Thanks for reminding me there are still women out there that think about it...

//never getting married again...that's when the suction stops

Khys · 10-13-2004, 02:51 PM

The eye contact always made me feel like she's thinking: "Ive got you by the balls, and anytime I want, I'll bite your cock off"

Freud would probably have a field day with that though.

Khys · 10-13-2004, 02:53 PM

Suave: The tip in the urethra is even creepier than the old finger in the rectum.

Squishor · 10-13-2004, 02:58 PM

And therein lies the dilemma for the blow job giver - each man prefers something slightly different! Except for blade2567, that is.

tehpronking · 10-13-2004, 03:36 PM

I actually enjoy oral sex more than any other kind of sex, most of the time. It's just fun.

Tralls · 10-13-2004, 04:18 PM

Mind the stepchildren...Mind the stepchildren...

Suave · 10-13-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khys

Suave: The tip in the urethra is even creepier than the old finger in the rectum.

Creepy-sexy. ^^

*Nikki* · 10-13-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khys

Suave: The tip in the urethra is even creepier than the old finger in the rectum.

Have you ever had a finger in your rectum?

tehpronking · 10-13-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Nikki*

Have you ever had a finger in your rectum?

I don't let things near my own hole, but my ex-girlfriend liked it in the bum quite a bit.

*Nikki* · 10-13-2004, 06:30 PM

I think that all of you men who are so opposed to having anal stimulation don't know what you are missing.

Don't knock it until you try it.

toilet_duck · 10-13-2004, 07:17 PM

Total madness. Excellent post Nikki, thanks for sharing.

Suave · 10-13-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Nikki*

I think that all of you men who are so opposed to having anal stimulation don't know what you are missing.

Don't knock it until you try it.

I just can't imagine someone actually wanting to navigate the stinky jungle to get to my prostate. Maybe some day I'll find my female Indiana Jones. *sigh*

saigon1965 · 10-13-2004, 08:38 PM

making the slurpy sound is nice

Jay You Dee · 10-16-2004, 03:45 AM

I gotta give a big YES to the whole eye contact thing... although with my g/f, she can't do it if i'm laying down, something about a gag reflex. I don't mind standing up and her getting on her knees for that~

Thumbs up to playing with teh family jewels.

And for the whole titty fucking thing - she says it's more fun if I hold them together with both hands by pinching her nipples as hard as I can. Hey, whatever works... as long as she's enjoying it, I probably will too...

... well except for the horse whip, I didn't enjoy getting hit with that as much as she did, oh well it was still fun!

MikeyChalupa · 10-16-2004, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Nikki*

I think that all of you men who are so opposed to having anal stimulation don't know what you are missing.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Too true. Lots of guys think that if you like your girl to stiumulate your a-hole that it makes you gay. It doesn't. If you like a GUY to do it, then yeah it pretty much does. But there's no harm when your girl does it. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

-Mikey

CityOfAngels · 10-16-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa

Too true. Lots of guys think that if you like your girl to stiumulate your a-hole that it makes you gay. It doesn't. If you like a GUY to do it, then yeah it pretty much does. But there's no harm when your girl does it. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

-Mikey

Nah it's not the gay thing that gets me; it's just I don't like relating my or anyone else's rectum with sex. This is, of course, my personal preference, but I just don't like poo and/or the smell of it being any part of it.

As for the subject of this thread, Nikki forgot to say one thing: Don't suck too hard! A nice bit ( I said bit, not "bite ) of suction is great, but don't give the poor thing a hicky. It can really start to hurt!
And oh yeah, watch the teeth.

beta18 · 10-16-2004, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fhqwhgads

I'm not a big fan of the teasing part though Nikki. A little teasing at first is fine, but if the waitress brings my steak by three or four times, just to let me sniff it, before she puts it on the table...she's not getting a tip. Catch what I'm saying?

but thats what makes it so great...the teasing...foreplay is always a good thing. you sometimes need to wait and be patient until you finally get the "prize". its an art....

GTI · 10-16-2004, 01:22 PM

I am ready to marry this woman.

Missy · 10-16-2004, 02:56 PM

Eh, I could do better

bobophil · 10-16-2004, 05:01 PM

That was positively amazing.

Blackthorn · 10-16-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Nikki*

The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach.

This is the ultimate bj guide. I will tell you a little bit about how I give head and every other person who like to add to this please feel free. In the end we should have a fool proof guide on how to give good head and get your man off every time. A blow job is more then just a blow job if done correctly. It is a whole experience that should include much more then just cock sucking. IMHO. However there are times when just the BJ is needed and you can leave off all of the foreplay.

I posted this here instead of in the Ladies Lounge because I want male responses as well. Which I am sure will not be a problem.

The first thing I do is tease. Running my hands all over his body. Up and down his back and stomach, outer and inner thighs. Slowly then with more pressure. Next I start teasing with my tounge. Usually kissing the neck and ears then working my way slowly down. Down his stomach to where his waistline is. Kissing all around his belly button. Slowly moving down and with more pressure kissing the inside of his thighs and all around (but never touching yet) his cock. The kissing soon turns into licking. I usually do a combo of both very close to his shaft. Very slowly so he is begging you to go further. Then once I see he is hard as a rock.....I go further. I start licking at the base of the cock and around the balls. Sometimes taking them into my mouth.
I move my tounge up the length of the shaft pressing down as I do this. I lick the head and move back down the other side. Repeat this several times. Then as I go up the last time I slowly take just the head in my mouth. Suck on it a little and resume licking and now slightly sucking the outside of the shaft (don't take the whole thing in your mouth just yet). After a few times of this I start taking more and more of it into my mouth. Sucking just a little harder. Slowly I move my mouth up and down the shaft now. Make sure and use A LOT of saliva. The wetter the better!!!! Now it is time to use your hand as well. I start by putting my hand on his cock but not wrapping it all the way around. Just sort of letting it rest in my open palm while I slightly grip it as I am moving my mouth up and down the shaft. Then I tighten my lips even more and increase the amount of suction.
Then slowly tighten the grip until you have a firm grasp on the base of the shaft. I move my hand up and down at the exact same pace I move my mouth. Depending on what your man likes you can either start going really fast at this point or nice smooth strokes with lots of suction. I make his cock very wet with my mouth so that my hand has no trouble sliding up and down.
This is usually when my man starts to loose control. When he tells me he is nearing orgasm I usually tighten my grip even more and increase suction as well. This puts him over the top. You can use your free hand to do whatever else he likes. Depending on where he likes to cum, I either suck him dry or let him pull out and cum wherever he likes.

This is my basic technique. I have been 100% effective with this technique every time.
Of course this can be shortened and there are such things as "quickies" when it comes to bj's. Some men might cum before you have even finished half of what I described. Some might take a little longer. Some might take a really long time and you will have to work a little harder.

Whatever the outcome your man will be very pleased

Hiiiiiiii *Nikki*!

Yoo hoooo ... over here!!! Hey ... are you busy Saturday night?

How about any other night....are you busy then?

Dyze · 10-16-2004, 08:41 PM

Some important things are
Make it wet! Very wet!
Be careful with the teeth. It can ruin the whole feeling.
Don't just move your hands up and down, twist them, like in the porn movies...
Be careful when he comes, the head is extremely sensitive then, almost too sensitive to touch...
Have fun.

Gofclowns · 10-16-2004, 10:30 PM

finally someone made one

friscomgm · 10-22-2004, 11:03 PM

Nikki is my new hero.

KinkyKiwi · 10-23-2004, 07:59 AM

wow...nice guide...i'm waiting for my bf to start being a critique of my work now lol...he likes when i umm..coat a finger in spit and stick it up his ass before he comes..then while using my finger there use my palm to cup and press on the area all the way up to his "family jewels"..i think its teh pressure..also..licking from like and inch before the ass over the balls and to the head seems to get a shiver

..but wow nikki...you make the rest of us seem lie novices..*applauds*

BigDumbAnimal · 10-23-2004, 01:00 PM

i think i love you.

can you teach my girlfriend to enjoy doing this while you're at it?

*Nikki* · 10-23-2004, 04:49 PM

kinkykiwi---That is a very very excellent technique you have there. My man loves that as well. I just recently got him to be comfortable enough to enjoy other parts of his body giving him pleasure besides the most odvious ones!

LUVTAPPER007 · 10-24-2004, 08:55 AM

ladies need to listen up.

Sugumar_1975 · 04-28-2007, 11:54 PM

I think as nikki mentions lips, tongue and both hands together makes things a lot good. Also make sure your moves and sequence is all unpredictable.

10-12-2004, 09:11 PM	#124 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	my wife does all of the above and then right before the lava she deep throats twists her head sideways slowly almost like a corkscrewing action always swallows i swear my entire body tingles and feels like it's filled with the white love of god above if heaven feels half that good i'll be lucky. __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

10-12-2004, 09:25 PM	#125 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	jaw drops Eleventy five thumbs up for Nikki. Don't know if it's been posted, but I heard from one woman who actually sticks the tip of her tongue into the end of the guy's urethra. I think that would be fanTASTIC. Last edited by Suave; 10-12-2004 at 09:30 PM..

10-13-2004, 07:17 PM	#142 (permalink)
toilet_duck Upright Location: Arizona	Total madness. Excellent post Nikki, thanks for sharing. __________________ Student Extraordinaire[/FONT] "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

10-23-2004, 07:59 AM	#156 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	wow...nice guide...i'm waiting for my bf to start being a critique of my work now lol...he likes when i umm..coat a finger in spit and stick it up his ass before he comes..then while using my finger there use my palm to cup and press on the area all the way up to his "family jewels"..i think its teh pressure..also..licking from like and inch before the ass over the balls and to the head seems to get a shiver ..but wow nikki...you make the rest of us seem lie novices..applauds __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

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12-11-2003, 04:48 PM	#121 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	I just had a orgasm reading Nikki's technique, haha. I will make my girlfriend read this and then cums time for the quiz

10-12-2004, 08:08 PM	#122 (permalink)
quagmire Upright	If I didn't know better... I'd think that my girlfriend read the BJ guide posted above. I recently clued her into the 'prostate massage' and it's majesty.... ... hot damn.

10-12-2004, 09:08 PM	#123 (permalink)
Chaji Upright	Amazing.. simply amazing. Time to send my gf an email.

10-12-2004, 10:19 PM	#127 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	Wow.... just Wow.......

10-12-2004, 10:21 PM	#128 (permalink)
coash Banned	are there photos of this super moderator called nikki

10-12-2004, 10:22 PM	#129 (permalink)
naruto510 Banned	looks like a pretty good guide

10-12-2004, 10:25 PM	#130 (permalink)
Kalibah Insane Location: Padded Playhouse	play with da balls

10-13-2004, 03:06 AM	#131 (permalink)
Neptune Tilted Location: Sydney Australia	It's time my wife read this guide

10-13-2004, 06:38 AM	#132 (permalink)
blade2567 Upright	I don't care how a woman sucks it...I haven't had a BJ in two years...I miss them...It's weird that I don't fantasize about vaginal/anal sex...it's always a BJ. Great read Nikki. Thanks for reminding me there are still women out there that think about it... //never getting married again...that's when the suction stops

10-13-2004, 02:51 PM	#133 (permalink)
Khys Upright	The eye contact always made me feel like she's thinking: "Ive got you by the balls, and anytime I want, I'll bite your cock off" Freud would probably have a field day with that though.

10-13-2004, 02:53 PM	#134 (permalink)
Khys Upright	Suave: The tip in the urethra is even creepier than the old finger in the rectum.

10-13-2004, 02:58 PM	#135 (permalink)
Squishor Frontal Lobe Location: California	And therein lies the dilemma for the blow job giver - each man prefers something slightly different! Except for blade2567, that is.

10-13-2004, 03:36 PM	#136 (permalink)
tehpronking Tilted	I actually enjoy oral sex more than any other kind of sex, most of the time. It's just fun.

10-13-2004, 04:18 PM	#137 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	Mind the stepchildren...Mind the stepchildren...

10-13-2004, 06:30 PM	#141 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	I think that all of you men who are so opposed to having anal stimulation don't know what you are missing. Don't knock it until you try it.

10-13-2004, 08:38 PM	#144 (permalink)
saigon1965 Upright Location: Kalifornia	making the slurpy sound is nice

10-16-2004, 03:45 AM	#145 (permalink)
Jay You Dee Tilted Location: Cleveland, TN	I gotta give a big YES to the whole eye contact thing... although with my g/f, she can't do it if i'm laying down, something about a gag reflex. I don't mind standing up and her getting on her knees for that~ Thumbs up to playing with teh family jewels. And for the whole titty fucking thing - she says it's more fun if I hold them together with both hands by pinching her nipples as hard as I can. Hey, whatever works... as long as she's enjoying it, I probably will too... ... well except for the horse whip, I didn't enjoy getting hit with that as much as she did, oh well it was still fun!

10-16-2004, 01:22 PM	#149 (permalink)
GTI Upright	I am ready to marry this woman.

10-16-2004, 02:56 PM	#150 (permalink)
Missy Crazy	Eh, I could do better

10-16-2004, 05:01 PM	#151 (permalink)
bobophil Tilted	That was positively amazing.

10-16-2004, 08:41 PM	#153 (permalink)
Dyze Crazy	Some important things are Make it wet! Very wet! Be careful with the teeth. It can ruin the whole feeling. Don't just move your hands up and down, twist them, like in the porn movies... Be careful when he comes, the head is extremely sensitive then, almost too sensitive to touch... Have fun.

10-16-2004, 10:30 PM	#154 (permalink)
Gofclowns Banned Location: Houston tx	finally someone made one

10-22-2004, 11:03 PM	#155 (permalink)
friscomgm Upright	Nikki is my new hero.

10-23-2004, 01:00 PM	#157 (permalink)
BigDumbAnimal Upright	i think i love you. can you teach my girlfriend to enjoy doing this while you're at it?

10-23-2004, 04:49 PM	#158 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	kinkykiwi---That is a very very excellent technique you have there. My man loves that as well. I just recently got him to be comfortable enough to enjoy other parts of his body giving him pleasure besides the most odvious ones!

10-24-2004, 08:55 AM	#159 (permalink)
LUVTAPPER007 Upright	ladies need to listen up.

04-28-2007, 11:54 PM	#160 (permalink)
Sugumar_1975 Upright	I think as nikki mentions lips, tongue and both hands together makes things a lot good. Also make sure your moves and sequence is all unpredictable.