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Old 07-29-2003, 03:37 AM   #81 (permalink)
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I wonder if it would be too rude to send this as an email to a potential girlfriend?
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:14 AM   #82 (permalink)
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IMHO it's not just the technique, although my gf does about everything listed in Nikki's guide, but it's the excitement and desire to do it that really separates a good bj from an out-of-this world one. There's nothing hotter than a girl begging to suck your cock, regardless of her technique.
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:03 AM   #83 (permalink)
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I'll second that, a begging girl really does the thing for me
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:38 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:46 AM   #85 (permalink)
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your advice is sound and good, *nikki*! so many sexy ladies could learn a love lesson from your mind!

my stiff member is swollen from your technique and the describing way you tell it!
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:22 AM   #86 (permalink)
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now that's what i'm talking about. As for showing your partner(that is politially correct isn't it) just show this to them as "a variation" to see if they might want to try it that way. That is if your not satisfied as is.
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:19 AM   #87 (permalink)
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I don't know...I find it very hard to swallow, especially since I feel like I'm gonna gag any minute w/all the pre-cum flooding into my mouth...not all of us girls like swallowing...maybe it has to do w/whether or not you like shooting liquor too, lol--same difference in technique, I'd guess; oh, & eye contact...yeah, kind of a creep factor, definently.
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:19 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:57 PM   #89 (permalink)
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thats just not happenin here...I'm not willing to do it, neither is my SO
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:16 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Eye contact is a definite must. Talking dirty does so much for me to. Don't be shy with that, you'd be shocked at what alot of us go for. Also, pull it and beat it against your tongue while you're making eye contact.
Act like you need it to survive. My ex seemed to lose her mind when she was down on me. I think that might have been the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:21 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, the asshole thing. All you have to do is rub it lightly and watch the guy go blind.
Believe me, before my ex did it I was like "No way!!". I was incredibly comfortable with her so one day she just flicked it with her tongue and...

...I came too about two days later! The orgasm was the size of a mac truck and the after shocks lasted for about an hour. Amazing...
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Old 08-03-2003, 12:51 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Damn. That's all I got to say.
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:43 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:23 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:57 AM   #95 (permalink)
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so...my girl emailed me the link to this thread with devil-grin smiley and a wink...i guess that's a good sign
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:39 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Where were you when I was single Nikki?. Let me introduce you to my wife.
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:11 PM   #97 (permalink)
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This guide can be re-written almost word for word for us guys to learn a thing or two about putting a smile on our ladies faces too. I have yet to find a woman who fails to be turned on by taking some time getting to where you want than rather jumping in. A little caress goes a loooooooooooooooooong way

Awesome write up - my screen is all steamed up.....
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:18 AM   #98 (permalink)
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And this one only works with large breasted women. Sorry, small girls...Sometimes, I stop sucking and rub my tits on his cock. He likes to feel my tits between his thighs. BTW, I'm a natural DD.
BTW, I can attest to the fact that lesser endowed women can also tittyfuck.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:29 AM   #99 (permalink)
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BTW, I can attest to the fact that lesser endowed women can also tittyfuck.

oooh we can??
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:33 AM   #100 (permalink)
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oooh we can??
Well I know I can (B cup). I've also been assured by several male (and female) friends of mine that B cup and up can do it just fine. In fact, some have told me they prefer B to C cup for tittyfucking. Best technique I know of is to push them together around the cock, then place one hand across the boobies and sorta sandwich everything together. Thrust as desired, heh. I'm not too sure about A and lower, but I know there are an equal amount of guys out there who dig 'em petite as there are boys who like gazongas. Rest assured, all teh wimmens can be enjoyed.
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:49 AM   #101 (permalink)
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hmmph i'm an A cup *squeezes boobs* but i think i can do it dammit!
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Old 09-19-2003, 12:59 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I would be happy to help you experiment, as I am a professional boob squisher.

Ok, so I just made that up, but I'd still be happy to help you squish them.
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:03 AM   #103 (permalink)
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hahaha i probably wouldnt mind
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Old 09-19-2003, 06:28 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Wow… this is an interesting thread. I'll have to point this out to my wife when she gets home this evening. I'm glad I finally started checking out the entire site.
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:59 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Us little boobie women can do anything you big boobie girls can.

So nah.
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Old 09-19-2003, 08:32 PM   #106 (permalink)
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So where do I sign up to be in the Nikki fan club?

Little boobies unite!
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Old 09-19-2003, 08:39 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2003, 08:51 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Ok, now to find a cock to practice on.

Yeah, we chicks never get enough cock to suck on. Oh and any lady who doesn't love precum is f**king crazy!
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Old 09-20-2003, 03:20 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2003, 01:56 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2003, 04:05 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:46 PM   #112 (permalink)
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All this sounds right on. Way to post an awesome thread, Nikki. I appreciate your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. =)

I don't know about anyone else though, but there's a point where too much attention on the head turns mine really REALLY sensitive and actually really uncomfortable.

I prefer most of the attention to be focused on the shaft and the "corona", if you want to get scientific.
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:49 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:46 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:00 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I can't believe this is not a sticky...
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:28 AM   #116 (permalink)
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Any women who who would like to:

a) get an objective critical appraisal of their present dick-sucking abilities,

b) practice their new found technique, or be instructed otherwise,

please feel free to PM me.
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:00 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Big thanks to Nikki for reminding me of what I used to get before I married
I think that wives who do not like to give bj's should be able to go and find a substitute bj giver for us. Like pick one out of a catalog,
I mean hell she can stay there and supervise it and all, I would be cool with that.
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:01 AM   #118 (permalink)
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btw, im nt allowed to talk about how my wife gives oral and stuff, she would kill me 10 times over if I told our sex life to others.
oh my god if she even read this she would hammer me lol
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:46 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2003, 02:18 PM   #120 (permalink)
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sounds good to me! I'll take two please!
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