While I'm not technically a newbie anymore...
 

this certainly belongs here. Are there any other super-secret forums with limited access out there aside from the Errogenous Zone and the PlayGround?

Ummm...

u've got the Averter and a custom title...

if u haven't cn it i dont think it exists!!!

Isn't that a registered trade mark you are using there for an avatar, Suave?

Isn't that a no-no?

I suppose the only thing there would be is the Moderators area. I think they have their own forum to discuss board issues that normal members don't have access to.

I remember the sacred "Tilted Polls" area which has mysteriously disappeared.

There was definitely some shady shenanigans going on in there.

Tilted Polls still exists....but only for 3 seconds on every other tuesday.....and is unavailable to anyone with a "W" in the nick

So there is nothing else to unlock beyond Titled status?

Rule number 1 about the Super Secret Forums. Never talk about the Super Secret Forums.

I've said too much.

Super Secret Forums? What? There are NO super secret forums, there is no Mob, the Loch Ness monster doesn't extist, ......

Still, No Secret Forums,

Um, sorry Averett, forgot the rule.

So, what I REALLY want to say is that the macaroni tastes better when I wear my helmet. Yup...

Peace,

Pierre

If it is, then I'll change it.