Awkwardly shuffles in
 

*walks into room dragging feet with dull, glazed over eyes
*falls onto couch and picks up remote

Whats up?

*scrolls through channel guide 3 times

Yup....still 300 channels with nothing worth watching...

*checks the time

I suppose I better go empty the dishwasher before she gets home.

Hi there!

does that mean you only have an appetite for suburban brains?

I don't eat brains but I do have a mindless appetite for consumer goods....

Oh, good. I was going to ask that you kindly not eat my brains, but I guess I don't have to worry about that :thumbsup:



And, welcome.

Hail, friend.

If there is one thing I've learned it's that you can take the boy out of suburbia, but you can't take the suburbia out of the boy....

Welcome,

canceling the cable is one of the best things I ever did, give it a try sometime.

Start a random blog of your own zombie-licious scripts for the youtube video-making crowd. It still might mean there's nothing on, but it would be your nothing, dammit!

Oh, and so long as you don't go about randomly consuming the flesh/brains of folks napping by the sprinkler in their suburban yards on a lazy summers day, you're ok in my book :thumbsup: