Accountant69

I found this forum by accident and I think I am going to like it. I am over 50 and have been married for almost 30 years to the same woman. Through several life changes we have become tilted... kinky; engaging in all sorts of nasty, dirty and very satisfying sexual practices. So far it is just the two of us, but who knows?

This is exactly the kind of place I can ask and answer questions. We enjoy toys, oral sex, some role play, telephone sex and internet sex (we are geographically separated right now).

So, hello there, other kinksters.

Cynthetiq

welcome!!! glad you found us ...

contribute here and you'll be rewarded with many interesting things.

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Halx

Welcome... feel free to start any topic of discussion and we'll be glad to give our input.

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thespian86

hahaha There should be a "most diplomatic" award; the both of you would be short listed I'm sure.

Welcome. You'll find very quickly that this place is very open and frank in almost any discussion, including sex. But I definitely encourage you to look around and enjoy all aspects of it; not just the forums revolving around sexual practices.

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dlish

punkmusicfan is right...

sow and ye shall reap!

enjoy TFP!

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ratbastid

See right there, reading your nickname, I'm thinking "Accountant", and then suddenly I'm not in an "Accountant" frame of mind.

(Also: welcome to the freak show.)

lotsofmagnets

heh i was just thinkin "it´s always the accountant..."

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pig

Oh my god!!! Another pervert...hell yes. Welcome to our humble little site. My guess is that you'll find you can get a discussion going around any of the topics you mentioned in your OP, but the site certainly isn't limited to rimjob talk.

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grumpyolddude

What? Wait a minute! I guess I should look around a bit more!

Welcome Accountant69! Nice to meet someone with their proirities in order!

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Poppinjay

But see, he's accountant69.

Please feel free to keep track of tumblings about in your ledger.

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