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Old 12-31-2005, 07:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"I am not a pervert" - Sometimes the mind boggles.

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British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.

Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.

Last week, Ms Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.

The wedding took place on Wednesday, with the bride - wearing a white dress and watched by amazed spectators - walking down the dock to where the groom was waiting in the water.

She kissed him, to the cheers of the spectators and then, after the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, was tossed into the water so she could swim away with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...732715098.html

... How is this even legal?! A dolphin? What in the name of...?

This woman has some serious issues.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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It kinda keeps the light alive for my ultimate goal of marrying an Xbox 360.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Some people are just wierd, everyone knows their wierd but just laugh behind their hands.

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Old 12-31-2005, 07:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Somethings fishy about this story.
What does she look like?

Wait till the husband finds out what he got into.
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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My son wants to marry ketchup. I told him that we'd have none of their kind in this family. It's "catsup"...or no wedding.
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat
So...he's...a jewfin?
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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What about the children? Imagine little johnny going to school, having to explain what his daddy does for a living? Poor kids...
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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marriges between human n human isnt accepted by all countries...but a dolphin is?
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This isn't so strange. Pee Wee Herman married a bowl of Fruit Salad just because he loved it so much. If I remember the news reports correctly, they later honeymooned in New York, where it ended badly.
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I bet they wouldn't have let it happen if the dolphin was female.


Damn lesbian dolphins... ruining marriage
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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This isn't so strange. Pee Wee Herman married a bowl of Fruit Salad just because he loved it so much. If I remember the news reports correctly, they later honeymooned in New York, where it ended badly.
Hmmm.... yup, it's still strange.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:49 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What if the dolphin said no?
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Oh come on now... I'd marry Daryl Hannah in a splash! erm.. flash.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:59 PM   #19 (permalink)
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CARnal knowledge.....
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Where is PETA now I ask? So if she dies, does the dolphin own her belongings...
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:12 AM   #21 (permalink)
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What color is the sky on your world?

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
Yeah, I'd say she was making the beast with one back and one dorsal fin with said dolphin.
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I...err...I..uhm...I....well I....damn!

I really can't say anything about this I'm still gibbering about the stupid cow. Yet I also can't not post something, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?

I glanced over this story in the press and I seem to remember that she was a multi millionaire. I reckon the dolphin is only in it for the money, what with her being the older partner.
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:43 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Will the dolphin get half of everything if they divorce?
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I wonder if their children will be raised in the ocean or on land.
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:56 PM   #25 (permalink)
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WTF?!? Is this one of those "marriages" like when people dress up their dogs in gowns and tuxes and have them get married, or is this actually...legal? I'm just...um...wha....?

Wha...?
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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When they left the ceremony, spectators threw rice and a flock of white tuna was released.

At the reception, the dolphin's brother came forward to say a few words, and then head-butted a football into a hoop. The main course was catered by the reception hall, and SeaWorld. The bridesmaids later lined up when the bride tossed a bouqet of seaweed over her shoulder. The groom caught a plastic garter belt on his nose, and tossed it over to the groomsmen.
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:54 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Some of you are having way too much fun with this story.

It IS weird, though.
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Old 01-01-2006, 09:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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With Cod, all holy grunions have a porpoise.
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Old 01-02-2006, 12:00 AM   #30 (permalink)
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With Cod, all holy grunions have a porpoise.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well played.
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:49 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Now that's pretty nifty. I wonder what the advantages of marrying this dolphin are. Maybe she can now live in Eliat? In any case, it sounds like a woman who would rather enjoy nature than be stuck with a man for the rest of her life. Dolphins are pretty. I'd love to see some photos of the ceremony.
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Old 01-02-2006, 02:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Eh? Wha? What hallucingenics was this woman taking? His love for her calmed her down? Oh please. It's a tame dolphin - it probably 'loves' all humans equally! Or perhaps with preference to those who bring it fish... :-)

Yep, this world has gone totally barmy!
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Old 01-02-2006, 02:12 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Dolphin = giggilo of the sea?
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Old 01-02-2006, 07:34 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I wonder what her last name is going to be changed to? Will she hyphenate it?
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