lindalove

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...732715098.html

... How is this even legal?! A dolphin? What in the name of...?

This woman has some serious issues.

Elegant Holmes

It kinda keeps the light alive for my ultimate goal of marrying an Xbox 360.

Sage

Some people are just wierd, everyone knows their wierd but just laugh behind their hands.

This is one of said people.

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ratbastid

I once had a ham sandwich that I loved and wanted to marry. Then I remembered that I'm already married. Then I ate the ham sandwich.

NoSoup

I once had a woman that I loved and wanted to marry. Then I remembered that I'm already married to a ham sandwich. Then I ate the woman.

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flat5

Somethings fishy about this story.
What does she look like?

Wait till the husband finds out what he got into.

redsfan11

My son wants to marry ketchup. I told him that we'd have none of their kind in this family. It's "catsup"...or no wedding.

Aladdin Sane

We can't judge. Where's your tolerance people?!

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FoolThemAll

So...he's...a jewfin?

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

SirLance

What about the children? Imagine little johnny going to school, having to explain what his daddy does for a living? Poor kids...

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Daniel_

I wondr if thy consumated the relationship yet?

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nukeu666

marriges between human n human isnt accepted by all countries...but a dolphin is?

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fresnelly

This isn't so strange. Pee Wee Herman married a bowl of Fruit Salad just because he loved it so much. If I remember the news reports correctly, they later honeymooned in New York, where it ended badly.

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World's King

I bet they wouldn't have let it happen if the dolphin was female.


Damn lesbian dolphins... ruining marriage

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Stiltzkin

Hmmm.... yup, it's still strange.

flamingdog

At least I needn't die a single man. I'll marry something, I'm sure.

Willravel

What if the dolphin said no?

Slippery Slope

Oh come on now... I'd marry Daryl Hannah in a splash! erm.. flash.

ngdawg

I wanted to marry my car, but the spouse wouldn't give me a divorce...
so now I just commit















CARnal knowledge.....
/me ducks the flying rotten veggies

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Zeraph

Where is PETA now I ask? So if she dies, does the dolphin own her belongings...

Tophat665

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

What color is the sky on your world?

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
Yeah, I'd say she was making the beast with one back and one dorsal fin with said dolphin.

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DonovanDuVal

I...err...I..uhm...I....well I....damn!

I really can't say anything about this I'm still gibbering about the stupid cow. Yet I also can't not post something, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?

I glanced over this story in the press and I seem to remember that she was a multi millionaire. I reckon the dolphin is only in it for the money, what with her being the older partner.

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albania

Will the dolphin get half of everything if they divorce?

JumpinJesus

I wonder if their children will be raised in the ocean or on land.

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lurkette

WTF?!? Is this one of those "marriages" like when people dress up their dogs in gowns and tuxes and have them get married, or is this actually...legal? I'm just...um...wha....?

Wha...?

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analog

When they left the ceremony, spectators threw rice and a flock of white tuna was released.

At the reception, the dolphin's brother came forward to say a few words, and then head-butted a football into a hoop. The main course was catered by the reception hall, and SeaWorld. The bridesmaids later lined up when the bride tossed a bouqet of seaweed over her shoulder. The groom caught a plastic garter belt on his nose, and tossed it over to the groomsmen.

snowy

Some of you are having way too much fun with this story.

It IS weird, though.

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mrklixx

With Cod, all holy grunions have a porpoise.

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analog

mrklixx for the win.

Willravel

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well played.

genuinegirly

Now that's pretty nifty. I wonder what the advantages of marrying this dolphin are. Maybe she can now live in Eliat? In any case, it sounds like a woman who would rather enjoy nature than be stuck with a man for the rest of her life. Dolphins are pretty. I'd love to see some photos of the ceremony.

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cowudders14

Eh? Wha? What hallucingenics was this woman taking? His love for her calmed her down? Oh please. It's a tame dolphin - it probably 'loves' all humans equally! Or perhaps with preference to those who bring it fish... :-)

Yep, this world has gone totally barmy!

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Willravel

Dolphin = giggilo of the sea?

irateplatypus

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streak_56

I wonder what her last name is going to be changed to? Will she hyphenate it?