Post your fantasy christmas wish...
 

since we all agree that gift cards are crappy gifts (See other thread)
post your wish list here.

This is no ordinary wish list however... this is your FANTASY wish list....

things you probably wont get but would LOVE to have.

include pics if you want.

BNL'S FANTASY WISHLIST:

1967 Corvette
a sno-cone machine
a threesome with jennifer love hewitt and carrie underwood
a pony
a laser guided missle
a hummer
a humvee
the entire cd collection of gordon lightfoot
a lifesize model of the edmund fitzgerald
sharks with frickin lasers on their heads
dinner with jesus

small house on a warm sandy beach

a simpler life where I need less shit to own, instead of more

hang-gliding lessons

something to drive that goes very, very fast

A Sherman tank or some type of armored truck thing that i could flatten things with. No weapons necessary -- I'm a lousy aim anyhow.
A cabin in the mountains or woods with a big fireplace, a T3 connection, a wall of books, a comfy chair with a quilt, and a king size four poster bed and a viking range.
Grace and coordination so i could I could waltz with Fred Astaire.
The ability to sing or at least not sound like a cat in heat when i try to sing.
Straight Hair no wait, to be satisfied with who and what I am...
Sex at some point during this decade..

Furry's Wishlist.

Automatic essay writer. You think at it, it writes stuff. Get a year's worth of work done in mere days.
No more bed hair.
Lectures that start at a reasonable time, say 9am instead of 8.
My own personal slave - I mean, note-taker.
A machine to stop time and rewind one day - no more, otherwise I might get tempted.
I see that Maleficent has stolen my last one...

A husband who can fix things around the house, play with the children, and is a romantic at heart

Not much else to add to this right now.

Spin records with Dieselboy

have a big TFPorgy

I think I'll stop there.......

A 1949 Cadillac (hint hint, ngdawg ;) )

perhaps, with some newly installed redheaded seat covers (hint hint, mal ;) )

You want me to knit you seat covers out of my hair? I need my hair :lol:

Since I am already "A husband who can fix things around the house, play with the children, and is a romantic at heart" ;) my fantasy list is:

HKS stroker kit to upgrade my Supra:
http://www.mvpmotorsports.com/Mercha...strokerkit.jpg

Dear Santa,
Thank you for your considerations and I'll take it from there and throw in the turbo kit and fuel system out of my own pocket ...please let me know if you need help deliverying presents to needy kids FAST! :)

1. an apartment in Paris
2. a house in Hawaii
3. a yearly allowance for maintenance of my properties and myself
4. a kitchen remodel designed by Alton Brown
5. a private concert from U2
6. a Ferrari Modena
7. a large sailing yacht and crew

I'd like to get:
-6 inches of snow right before christmas morning (note that I live in San Jose).
-John Goodman dressed as Santa Clause come down my new chimney.
-a set of christmas lights that doesn't crap out on me after 2 seasons (I'll see you in hell, target).
-a combination advent/minora candle holder.
-365 days of Christmas.

willravel, you're in San Jose? Me too. What part are you in?

My wishlist:
-My BA in French, with fluency in five other languages.
-My libido back.
-Another little baby kitten.
-A cruise around Hawaii, Europe, and Mexican Riviera.
-A home in France, preferrably NOT Paris. :o
-A good secure job in France.
-To look like a supermodel aka 30 pounds lighter.
-Be able to sew fashion designer clothing.

1- O3 drysuit, not the normal ones, the £1300 custom fit ones with all the trimmings.
2- Another hub-cap
3- Rims, so i can sell that hubcap to buy myself a few pints
4- A publisher for my book
5- A manufacturer for my inventions
6- Things that make you go mmmm.
7- A 2ft tall giraffe, because you know that would be the absoloute nuts, c'mon, admit it.

Those are some great lists...my list

1. To have all my credit card bills paid off so I wouldn't have to stress over money
2. To have a new principal who actually cares about the kids and their learning and doesn't treat the teachers like kids
3. To have the ability not to make a mess so I wouldn't have to clean. Hell, who am I kidding, so I wouldn't have to look at the mess saying that I should clean. :lol:
4. A machine that would allow me to control the weather so that I could have perfect weather days to fit my mood.
5. My childhood dog back. She was the best dog ever.
6. To get free shoes whenever I wanted from any designer I choose.
7. For JumpinJesus to become a famous photographer so he could do something that he loves
8. To stop smoking...stupid addictive behavior

Wow, I think I'll stop there. It's nice to dream. Oh yea, but one more...I would love to get my children's books published. :)

Willow Glen.

An addendum to my Christmas list, my wishes for others:
1) I wish everyone had respect for themselves and others
2) I wish people were nicer and could post replies without snipey comments
3) I wish people could be happy with themselves for who and what they are
4) I wish everyone had a tad more self-esteem and self-confidence

i wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season

A laptop
A real vacation
A brand new Honda Civic- Hybrid
GPS system
The kajillion CD's I want
Digital camera
A horse- blood red hunter-jumper to be exact
A house with a field for my horse
Saddle & wear for the horse
Riding outfit
College tuition paid
A robot
Tons of cheese
Recording equipment
CDJ's
The Friends DVD seasons 7-10
Ross (ya- the whole store)

& Last, but not least: For humanity to revolutionize consciously (that will solve all the problems in the world...or at least better them)

An RX-8 and a year's supply of Cabo Wabo.

My own place. With all the coolest shit possible.
My own recording studio.
To be a chef at a really badass place.
To own my own bar... that was never empty.

But more then anything I want my mom to be happy and never worry about money ever again.

A Ferrari F430 to replace my dying 1991 Integra that's sucking my bank account dry.
A few brand new computers and routers, switches, etc. so that I can really do a lot of the network security & network engineering test lab stuff I want to.
The ability to actually buy my friends and family gifts - instead of constantly being broke (damned car).

That's about all I can think of at the moment. Not the most glamorous of lists (aside from the F430), but honestly, I'd be happy with a stable job (once I graduate in May) and a computer to play at.

A transporter maching (as in Star Trek) to go to Montreal every night
Insta-debt relief (all of it including school loans)
Fluent in French automatically
A new house for My gf, her sister and mom.

1.- A job that I like.
2.- A new car, doesn't matter what kind, just new.
3.- A new apartment that compliments my lifestyle.
4.- Uhmmm....world peace? I dunno.

hmm.. i would like a hot naked chick to deliver me a free xbox 360 (the good one, not hte crappy one) and a PSP. .... and all the games for both.... and accessories......... and a condom so i can screw the hot naked chick.

and a trillion dollars.




and a field of weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed



i'm also kinda hungry so a pepperoni&mushroom pizza would kick ass too

better make it two hot naked chicks

Edit: i forgot the beer :thumbsup:

Like Johnny said... World peace, Tolerance by all for their fellow humans, live somewhere warm, I would like to walk again, and to never be broke again!

1. To be whole and healthy again.
2. Courage.
3. A romantic dinner and a night in a suite with sweetpea at the Hotel Bel Air.
4. To spend it with two people who love me and accept me for exactly who I am without question or condition.

I know I'm getting number four :).

Gilda

Hmmm....

1) Some free time and money to do some Christmas shopping for my friends and family.

2) My debts all wiped out.

3) The components of the home/portable recording studio I'm trying to set up.

4) A turn in the TFP Hotseat!! I honestly would love the attention, but now I'm hoping for some tough soul searching questions.

Bring cash and a tow truck! :thumbsup:

My list:
To have enough money to get thru a month without three bills coming past due.
Someone offers me free plastic surgery of my choice.
To be with the friend I miss so much.
Enough Smoky Mountains Blackberry wine to get me through a year (52 bottles should do it ;) )

I could live with this as well..... :lol:

Dear Santa,
I would like to have MICROSOFT. Yep you heard me the WHOLE company, and enough knoledge to run it even better then Mr. Gates. If given this wonderful gift, I will give everyone on TFP that posts here as many of there gifts over the next 100 years as I can (without bankrupting the company) while being able to afford a 6 bedroom house (want a lot of kids) 3 cars (family, wife, my own), and a year supply, every year, of alcohol. (Cabo for Psycho Dad, my sister and myself :thumbsup: )

Sincerely

Frank

I've mentioned some of these before but:

A tricked out vintage VW camper van
Free music for life (All legal, Any format)
A satellite Radio
An electronic Drum kit that I only I could hear through headphones
A new back deck. (w/hottub) and our backyard re-landscaped
Floors that don't squeak
An easing of suffering in the world by say 20% across the board

That's what the pancakes are for...

If I had all the above - with the exception fo the vw camper van... my suffering would decrease by a lot more than 20 percent... mmm hot tubs... :)

One of these for my boat: http://www.gpscentral.ca/graphics/gpsmap188188Cpic.jpg

One of these: http://motorcyclecruiser.com/roadtes...t-actOH-md.jpg

A night with her:
http://jsmagic.net/americantheron/img1.jpg

A holiday here:
http://www.alternative-hawaii.com/images/cmg0021.jpg

- new tools and the ability to use them
- someone to paint my basement
- a wife who would realizes our kid is old enough to fly with us, so we can go my inlaws vacation house in florida this winter. no way i am driving there.
- a new laptop to replace the one my daughter likes to dump her juice on, daily.
- have you seen my thread about the cat?? well......

1. Enough money to take care of things, so I can go back to school, Quad wouldn't have to work, and my mom, sis and bro would have plenty to take care of bills and family.

2. A house with a huge eat in kitchen with a fireplace in the kitchen and the ability to modify it alllll I want

3. Did I mention the house should be far enough from the city to escape, but close enough to be convenient?

4. Horse riding lessons and horses. House could be a horse farm, that'd be cool.

5. Ability to rock climb.

6. This means I get to have a whole healthy body without whiny little complaints.

7. Fluency in Spanish(almost there now), French, German, Japanese, Russian, Italian, Thai, and Mandarin.

8. House would have lots of space for pets, and I would have lots of money to donate to animal charities.

A fat syndication deal.

This Christmas light/sound system setup-
http://www.break.com/articles/houselights.html

1) Streak_56 to come home early :(
2) The funding to go to art school for the next 5 years
3) Money, so I never have to work in housekeeping again
4) A Coach Purse
5) Oh Hell, a Gucci purse

What I'm really going to get is one Christmas with a 12" tree and paper fireplace and another with just my mom, which is frankly better than any fantasy in the world...

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